gideon and i broke up and i am so sad

why has everyone forgotten that the word tousled exists

u would not believe the discourse that goes on in gideon’s fandom. it could be so much worse here. the children are not ok

having a really good hair day just thought u guys should know

help i’m drowning

gideon got talent scouted for the WWE!!!

i am generally striking 🤝

As January comes to a close, The Rec Center approaches Femslash February, which I believe we've observed every year since the start. But despite putting out a call for F/F fic recs several weeks ago, we've received *checks notes* 3 submissions. 😵‍💫 C'mon, folks! Please send us your favorite F/F!

god NOTHING compares to new naomi novik book. i wish i could feel this feeling every week. this is what romance readers who have no taste experience. just hit after hit of dopamine

one of the things it took me forever to learn about neurotypical people is that when they don't like the facts of a situation they often state that it didn't happen that way, and it's not really bc they mean that. it's bc the facts make them uncomfortable, and rather than be uncomfortable (cont)

ok here u go

can't be the first person to say this but boy it's really on the nose that the gestapo are out there in the street arresting kneeling priests and executing people named Pretty and Good

If you’re outside of Minnesota and you’re wondering how to help, this guide is excellent. And seriously. Take down your Ring doorbell TODAY.

face reveal, wrong answers only

wild nyc experience: listening to a podcast and then passing the podcaster sitting in the window of a restaurant as you’re listening

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'

gideon got a chance to audition for the wwe 😱

part one of “a place beyond the quarry,” a post-canon fic, is up now; 🔗 below

we said no because of my virulent internalized blondephobia but it was nice to be asked

another biker dyke just approached gideon for a threesome with us

what do you mean canonical santiago/garcia AHhhhh

nothing i hate more than being cornered at an event by someone whose financial plan is “to get a literary agent“ excuse me while i give myself an aneurysm trying not to laugh

Driving everyone in my life bonkers by insisting that all binaries and twosomes be described in terms of which one is the Shane and which one is the Ilya

truly obsessed with backwards cap steve like,,, it’s the end of the world and he’s prepping for war and he still stopped to pull out his little slut strands i adore him

a lesbian sports bar in nyc is playing the heated rivalry finale this week and i will be traveling for christmas NOOOO

hello if there are any hockey show enjoyers on this site i have written something for you <3 archiveofourown.org/works/76163316

watched The Aggressives based on a rec that it was important older wlw of color rep & spent the whole time being like "that's a dude. that's a dude. that man? also a dude" and then seeing the 25 years later doc which, ding ding ding, they are all many years transitioned now lmao

another family adopted her first 😭

everybody pls cross your fingers for me and knock on wood. i might be getting to adopt the most beautiful little black dog in the entire world

every day you guys get to know exactly when my adderall has kicked in bc that’s when i am overcome with the need to post anyway what did y’all think of hamnet i just saw it

i am supposed to be in the office all week today for Important Boss but i could NOT sleep last night after also very little sleep the night before and i am just not capable today im taking my last sick day. please pray i don’t get fired for not showing enough face

Any publisher that does not see the value of human translation and localisation should do the world a favour and get out of the publishing business.

my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides

chapter two is up now; 🔗 below

Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.

i think “I had been Hungry” is still the closest i ever came to writing a genuinely subby eddie :( maybe i should try again someday

my sibling in law is so lovely but IMPOSSIBLE to buy gifts for 😠

going to bed on a sunday after a 4-day weekend

my landlord said i have to have a doctor's note that i need a service dog to get an Animal :(

help i have developed a crush on a woman in my dance class

i explained my theory of taylor swift to my gen x boss who doesn’t know anything about taylor swift, and he said in tones of dawning comprehension, “ah. she became the paul mccartney of her time.” no idea what that means but i said yes in the interest of generational divide-bridging

gideon, who has been campaigning for me to get a dog for months, suddenly panicked last night because she realized that if i get a dog she will no longer be the only puppy in my house

from the drift article i just rb’d. romantasy is now a massive chunk of the publishing pie, and i find this attempt to make grander meaning of it a bit thin

“The heroines of romantasy are flicked, nuzzled, ridden, throttled, bitten, pulled, plowed, hit, filled, soaked, and — here’s a Maas favorite — shattered.” Daniel Yadin examines the genre taking over American publishing in a new piece from Issue Sixteen. www.thedriftmag.com/escape-artis...

HI i am here to spread the good news of a new andwhatyousaid fic which you should go read right now!! archiveofourown.org/chapters/193...

the fic i picked before bed is way too good. who’d want to leave this perfectly constructed universe to go to SLEEP i should have known better..should have known every line would slap me in the face (pos), bc @stevehairingtit.bsky.social wrote it

you guys… i found a guide for tmj exercises and i practiced opening and closing my mouth in the mirror for like 45 min… and now my jaw DOESN’T POP when i open it?? my jaw has been popping since i was 14. what the fuck. i could’ve done this years ago

hello everyone i am currently editing the second half of my bb fic and will be posting it later tonight. thank you for reading and supporting this one, i am very fond of it 💜 archiveofourown.org/works/736456...