Evangelicalists when they were rewriting the bible

"I steal all my clothes but am too anxious to get a job or go to a restaurant" Are you sure?

on that shit that makes you go AIIIIIIEEEEEEE

What if Spock nerve pinched a clit

May the 4th be with you 🌌

Blocking people who annoy you is completely valid

@cockremover.bsky.social Emma how do you say pick my most beautiful side in dutch

Im so fucking hungry

These Americans are crazy! Biscuits and gravy is a disgusting combination.

Invincible fans not being sexually obsessed with a fictional rapist challenge impossible

Invincible will try and convince you that this is a lot of weight gain

@capcomusa.com Theres no e on Smoke for the Madman Pizza "BBQ Smok Chicken"

No clip has ever captured the essence of born again Christians quite like this

Local politician dies during presidency, commended by his team for working while dead

Good morning gamers. Always remember the Dreamcast's lifespan may have been short but it gave us some incredible titles and wonderful memories. What are some of your fondest memories with this system?

Bluesky discover is either peoples pets dying or Interaction farms

Uni meows like a clown horn

Daily Dose #art #oilpainting

Why does Casey Neistat look like a Troll Doll that was given life

I am toyred

reading poly breakup posts is always funny cause they title them like "I (36m) had to break up with my gf (25f) because my wife (34f) and her boyfriend (28m) didnt like her new playmate (20m)"

Im starting to think a lot of yall are lying about having dying dogs

Uni is melting

Im up to 80kg on my hip thrusts

Steve Bannon has pissed himself at the World Economic Forum

Clavicular really ODd to go from average looking to still average looking

Skeeter Jean is such a bitch ass youtuber

Send me to prison they call me mitochondria cause im the powerhouse of the cell

THIS ISNT RED ALERT 2??

This isnt fucking red alert 2???

Reminder that the current head of the American FBI has an X-Videos account

The culprit:

wait Jidion paid a predator 5k so they would box in a content video??

crazy interaction i just had on Discord "I'm too autistic to buy food out" "I also stole p much everything I'm wearing"

Bloodborne anime? You mean Vampire Hunter D?

Yeah so this account posts so much ai bullshit

Everything is staged. Including his assignation attempt.

Discord user when you tell them being mean and gay isnt a personality

Beiber got paid 10 million to sit on stage and scroll youtube????