Baby snail brothers 🐌🐌 We woke up.👀✨👀✨ 赤ちゃんカタツムリの兄弟🐌🐌 僕たち起きたよ👀✨👀✨ #snail #かたつむり #カタツムリ #でんでんむし #蝸牛

the question that The Metamorphosis asks is "would you still love me if i was a worm" and the answer is a resounding No

Happy Halloween to everyone from all the Stickyfrogs! 🎃👻🐸👻🎃 Jens, Round Frog and Long Frog each had a Big Tasty Treatie and Trevor and Beverley had a wonderful time at their first Halloween!

walking the dog on Halloween call that Pee or Pooping

it has come to my attention that i did not know Po the red Teletubby's pronouns, so i am issuing a public apology for all of the times i have misgendered her in the past. I'm sorry Po

小貝ちゃん。 Little Clam-chan. #hinemizushima #clam #feltart #fibreart #softsculpture #fibrecraft #水島ひね #wip

[tlc no scrubs] a duck is a guy that swims & flys and is also known as a Mallard

played Go Fish for the first time in like 15 years probably and i forgot to say "go fish" literally every single time i denied possession of a card. i just kept saying "no~" in a soft high voice

so thankful for free 💉clinics and so in pain aaaahhhh aaaahhhhhh 💪

this is the way i lie on the bathroom floor when i feel like i'm going to throw up

when that Fluconazole hits #YeastInfection

welcome back frozen fingers season

my quest to get a birding comic into the New Yorker continues, but this one did not succeed in its mission

what Weebl was talkin about

Narita Taishin

these are harder to open than most drug packaging

there are so many fisker oceans in nyc and they're all rideshare vehicles

child on the train with a mcdonalds tiny tan toy just twisting its head around and around and around as it makes a sharp clicking noise

ちま…… 📷20250809 #東武動物公園 #アメリカビーバー

the bus driver has it absolutely frigid in this thing even though it's beautiful outside. completely unnecessary to turn me into a popsicle for 4 hours

i've finally been caught whispering fervently to myself about food safety in the shower, as i've been doing for years. i'm nearly crying laughing because he said he could make out the word "Pasteurized" and nothing else

i've been Owned online

new political parties "brings phone into bathroom" and "does not bring phone into bathroom"

all rise for the national anthem www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRsf...

excellent choice sir. That will be one thousand dollars.

Nissan Cube spotted in horse girl anime

Aww, you're sweet. ☺️ / Hello, Human Resources? 📞😟

just saw a banner plane; banner read "LINKIN PARK-TD GARDEN-JULY 31"

by 2030 all new vehicles must, in lieu of a compact little logo, just spell out the manufacturer's name across the back l i k e t h i s

squeezing molecules out of the shriveled toothpaste tube

this song is very good and my very good best friend played beautiful accordion on it 🕊️

Gut Flora

i come to massachusetts to play an obscure tmbg song on @softfuzzyman.bsky.social and @mojochessmaster.bsky.social's instruments youtu.be/Bp_5WyJt_kk

lularoe ➡️ lululemon ➡️ labubu #Pokémon

dead and i haven't done anything that i want / still alive, nothing i want to do

"is the man Old Yeller and the dog is Old Yeller's Monster???" - @ok.glass

last weekend we were chillin' in ancient beach chairs in a driveway surrounded by sun and birdsong and aj taps me on the shoulder and shows me their tamagotchi creature being taken away in a digital ambulance

birth control pills are so tiny i fear that they will vanish if i merely blink once they're out of the blister pack. if i drop the thing it's over

When I got up this morning AJ was still out cold, clutching the Tamagotchi in one hand in the posture of one about to press a button

(I only think about you when we're both in the same room)

My amoeba bag i made from recycled fabric and sewed by hand 🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🧫🧫🧫🧫

two new dolls. my friends got me some fabric for my birthday so i used some of it for both of these. tried to rework my bead limb idea with the second doll, but i think there's a better way i could execute it.

My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch

sharks do most socially congregate, and most hilariously feast

turns out i've drawn a lot of gay bugs in the last couple years