I wore overalls for the first time since I was a kid, and it might be my uniform for the summer.

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I wore overalls for the first time since I was a kid, and it might be my uniform for the summer.

I could talk about this movie for days!

Sat for OBSESSION.

Of course the day I'm back at work, the idiot client with the non-existent issue escalated it. 🫠

rest in piss

How my day started vs how it's going now:

After the ugly Canadian heritage Tigers jersey giveaway...

Before the ugly Canadian heritage Tigers jersey giveaway...

Still so emotional about this 😭💜

Getting these texts from my mentor just made me cry like a whole bitch. 😭💜

Was reminded it’s Mother’s Day weekend so…quick list of scary mom horror? Umma Hereditary Mommie Dearest Carrie (1976) Serial Mom Evil Dead Rise Satan’s Slaves (2017) The Brood Psycho Sleepwalkers The Babadook My Mother’s Eyes Us The People Under the Stairs M.O.M. Mothers of Monsters

At the Walk-In. AMA.

I have no illusions of getting it back, but my stolen iPad Air (2023 model) had a light pink base and apple pencil with it. The serial number is D6PPFVQC6K I'm trawling FB marketplace but if anyone ever sees an iPad Air with that ^ serial number for sale second hand, I want them to know it's stolen

"We saw you from across the bar..."

"We saw you from across the bar..."

Had a migraine yesterday and took the day to recharge. Let's hope I at least get through today without being a casualty of my brain.

A very Punjabi morning. ✨️

Imagine if you were a long haul trucker and someone married you and then after a few years they were like “AGAIN with the truck???” that is squarely on them

If you’re a cop in a movie or tv show and you’re trying to solve a murder or catch a psycho killer and your family is going “Waaa waaaa you missed dinner again” tell them to fuck off, it’s MURDER

Hey just want to say to all be cops on tv shows who are trying to do a good job but at the cost of their marriages and families: I don’t fuckin care about your marriages and families. I want to see more of you chasing a maniac

Side gig acquired.

Rabia’s back and this time she's put together a list of erotic thriller and horror from India. She knows what we want! horrormovieblog.com/erotic-thril...

The cherry blossoms are starting to bloom in my backyard. 🌸

i am open to hearing what you would want in exchange for donating under my alma mater. www.edsbscharitybowl.com

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shannon, who spent all winter organizing in minneapolis and had to end her 7 yr relationship last month, is throwing herself tirelessly into being my right hand woman. she's never made "content" like this before & jumped right in when i told her we need her story. www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkam1tLq/

zach doesn't understand social media and ladies, he's single. www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkaaT3ja/

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This is for my mental health:

Just had a baby wave at me on my hot girl walk to my nails appointment, and my heart is full. 🥰

I have been up since 7am and haven't taken a nap... am I resurging from a depressive episode?

No GO Train service, so off to the bus I go.

"Americans tend to think that history moves from us outward; but in the case of the new oligarcho-fascism, we are the students rather than the masters. Much of what seems American in Trump and Vance came from Hungary, or from Russia via Hungary." If I might add India to this list:

Let’s go toe to toe, gramps.

✨️That feeling of completing a piece of writing✨️

Most Spider-man fans have wondered about this one at some point, so here's the answer. Why DOES the Green Goblin throw pumpkins? If he held onto them, he'd blow himself up.

Me: I can't log into your environment. Client: The login information is the same as it has been. Nothing changed at all. Me:

Lotta men out there giving men with small penises a bad name 😔

Struggling with the work/WW3 balance.

HDYGH, Kevin? Criminal defense attorney Kevin Rooney talks being thrown into a criminal case at 18, frying his laptop the morning of the bar, night court duty in NYC, going going back back to Cali Cali, and freeing 3 wrongly convicted people in just 16 months. Listen:

daily affirmations: - nobody is mad at me - I'm hot - puns are the highest form of humour

It's the skin of a killer. ✨️

It's the skin of a killer. ✨️

I'm back in Quebec, so naturally, this is lunch 🥰

True love 💜

Harry Potter tattoo regret rate is an order of magnitude higher than regret for Gender Reassignment Surgery and yet no one has been brave enough to suggest we legislate Harry Potter tattoos.

I always forget I was in the Indian Children's Cadets in 1999, and did drills in front of the Prime Minister of India.

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