Randy
@randyj.me
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Insubordinate, churlish, nerd, geek, 🏳️🌈, HBCU Grad. Apple head. I log in as root.
Weekend projects coming up
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Just overheard this lady bus driver ask a waiting passenger why he’s looking cold. Mind you it’s in the 30s, windy and he didn’t have that much on for the weather. “You’re a man! Why are you looking so cold?” I’m hoping they have some previous rapport and she was joking. 🙄
2 days ago
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Today’s affirmation
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It's Givin by Latto on Apple Music
Song · 2022 · Duration 2:33
https://music.apple.com/us/album/its-givin/1615636936?i=1615636986
5 days ago
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11 days ago
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Oh she ATE!
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Doctor Carlton
12 days ago
Sexual Health vaccines I recommend for the queer community .
#gay
#bi
#queer
#trans
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Same!
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13 days ago
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The Mini hit 30K today
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15 days ago
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Don't Change by Kut Klose on Apple Music
Song · 1995 · Duration 4:24
https://music.apple.com/us/album/dont-change/373221082?i=373221150
17 days ago
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Me 2026
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18 days ago
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Mrs. Donquixote
26 days ago
Kissing without the complication of sex sometimes I just wanna make out
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The cackle I cacked 🤣🤣🤣
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about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
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No
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about 1 month ago
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Thee Edenian Witch 🇵🇷🎮🍉
about 1 month ago
Humor
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Bruh! Got a flat from an effing pothole! 🙄🫠
about 1 month ago
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
about 2 months ago
Introvert but willing to discuss Golden Girls.
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𝑺𝒂𝒔𝒔𝒚 ⋆˙⟡
about 2 months ago
Introvert but willing to discuss Star Trek.
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Introvert Problems
2 months ago
My brain after a social event: “Ok, that wasn’t so bad.” Also my brain: “Let’s not do that again for 3–5 months.”
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Good morning from the north Georgia mountains!
2 months ago
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B.
2 months ago
Good morning, Kris Jenner ugly af
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Anyway
2 months ago
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Was up late playing with Tailscale and now I’m up for work
2 months ago
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Keithal Weapon 🧚🏾♂️👑♓️♈️
2 months ago
It’s not just the women 🤭
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Tori
2 months ago
Quick
@skylight.social
update! Shout out to
@graze.social
for helping us with the algo this week ✨
#skylightsocial
#skylight
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"I did everything but roll your whore up in a rug and unfurl her at your feet!" --Mellie Grant 🤣🤣🤣
2 months ago
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Mental Health by Moonlight Scorpio on Apple Music
Song · 2021 · Duration 2:06
https://music.apple.com/us/album/mental-health/1798894183?i=1798894184
2 months ago
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Topper Bottoms
2 months ago
How iReally feel on the inside when a coworker asks me about my weekend
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And to be clear, I am the hell and the high water.
2 months ago
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Durand Bernarr
3 months ago
Nezuko would be a problem on somebody’s kickball team
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And the collective gag Scandal gave the world on Poppa Pope's reveal!
3 months ago
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Been rewatching Scandal on my lunch break. On the episode where Quin performs her first torture (after Huck chickens out). Man Scandal was some good TV!
3 months ago
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Been enjoying the Residence on Netflix. It started off slow but ended up really liking it around the third episode.
3 months ago
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No new pictures, where are you at mentally?
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3 months ago
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3 months ago
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In actuality, the earthquake was indication that hell was making room.
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3 months ago
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It’s clear to me that the way they treat Varney, Tyler Perry has a humiliation kink.
3 months ago
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The Yaptain 🫡
3 months ago
Dexter's Laboratory > Dexter
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Tasha Monroe
3 months ago
2 Bl*ck men hung in Mississippi yesterday. 1. Cory Zukatis - found around 10:30am hanging in Vicksburg MS. 2. Trey Reed - found hanging around 7:05am at Delta State 🚨 PLEASE stay safe and mindful on your surroundings‼️
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Still laughing at Charles 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
3 months ago
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Charles!!! OMG!!! I hate this show! 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
3 months ago
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Why are there only eight episodes?
3 months ago
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Not the stable boy falling off the balcony 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
3 months ago
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Sister in Scissor
3 months ago
"A little musty but mean well" and "Blacksky nigga" have me crumpling lmaooooo
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“BlackSky nigga” is killing me 😭🤭
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3 months ago
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