I only learned of this device yesterday. I spent about 90 minutes calling all around the twin cities only to find it’s sold out absolutely everywhere. Reminds of when I had to go through TSA because the last Yoto in town was for sale at MSP Airport.

Damn did the CPI print come in low. Of course assuming rent growth was 0 in October certainly helped keep it low. Even my firm’s relatively apolitical chief investment officer wonders if the fix is in (I’m not quite there yet but the fact we wonder at all sucks)

“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.

Especially silly considering CA starts linking its cap and trade program to Washington’s next year, and the new governor will have their hands directly in the process.

i fucked up my macarons again

Happy Wednesday’s to all the Minnesotans who, like me, are about to start their snowblower before 6 AM

I'll add that as someone who not that long ago spent many frantic nights looking for information on sleep training, feeding, etc etc--by far the most valuable internet resource was reddit, the only place with human advice. Everything else is basically useless at this point.

Point it to yourselves. The absolute glut of private credit that’s been flooding the market for the past 3 years made it abundantly clear how this was going to go.

Bún bò Huế is one of my wife’s favorite foods. I’m so excited to try this

Welcome to Hell. Your president doesn’t give a shit about you. And now you’re here… miserable, cold, wet, and hated. Away from people you care about during the holidays. You evil mfers, you will never win. Hope those army surplus camo cosplays are built for the polar vortex.

Jeff Epstein’s best friend thinks I live in a hellhole and that my neighbors are garbage, which I just assume is part of him grieving over the loss of his best friend, Jeff Epstein.

Me and the boys really called our shot last night when we named our team “In 3rd Place”

The Republican party is a bunch of vile, racist hypocrites who hate America.

The president’s racist, divisive rhetoric will do nothing to actually prevent fraud, the Editorial Board writes.

I have a work anniversary this year and my company is willing to donate to charity. What are some decent food shelves in the Twin Cities that could use some help?

My Somali neighbors have done more to positively Impact this place than Trump is capable of imagining, understanding, or doing.

Over the weekend I took my six year old to a pokemon card bazaar and tonight he gets to open the first door on his fishing lure advent calendar. His preferences are specific and eclectic.

a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit

the main reason to buy cheap coffee is it tastes bad but gets the job done. the main reason to buy expensive coffee gear and specialty beans is it tastes bad and it's your fault. once again everything comes back to catholic brain or protestant brain

There are two kinds of stomach bug. The kind where you puke a few times, get it all out, then can ease back into eating, and the kind where you’re puking every hour for 24 hours even when nothing comes out. Guess which one hit me this morning? Better now than on Thursday I suppose.

Was about to post that I finally turned on the Vikings game but before I could finish typing I decided to turn it off. Yeesh

Tyler the Creator "Unfollow me now I've wanted this for years what the fuck" tweet dot jpg.

Once again restating @patrickfenelon.bsky.social ’s proposal. If you’ve ever appeared in a photo with Epstein you’re forever barred from public office, even if you appeared in the background of one incidentally.

Hold up

It took me years to realize that when coworkers would talk about how many points a deer they hunted was, they weren’t talking some arbitrary scoring system I didn't know about, but how many points they had on their antlers. And by years I mean I was nearly thirty.

Bringing this back for the true sickos.

Obligatory “I went to college with this guy!” post. He was an uber nerd but really nice guy.

I just want my country to treat people the way my parents told me to treat people. I don't get why this is so hard, & I never will

After last night I am officially leaving New York City (taking the train to Connecticut for work)

This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.

Election Day Nextdoor is a buffet of great takes.

A movie you’ve seen more than 7 times with a gif

Please God let Clayton Kershaw throw the losing pitch

I got on the stationary bike in the 7th inning and said I’d stop when the game ends. Here is me tomorrow.

Holy shit. A hit by pitch?!

Looks like I picked a bad week to fly into New York.

Này your Halloween be blessed with lots of Salted Nut Rolls.

linkedin is more suited for this post than Bluesky, but I’ll be in hell before posting there. If you send me an email with the subject “Confirming for Next Week” but it’s actually a cold email asking for an intro meeting when we’ve never corresponded before, I’m instantly blocking you.

My company is hosting a cribbage tournament. Last week I lost against a coworker who’d never played in their life. Today I lost against some who had only played in the previous round and never before then.

I officially get to vote against a whole bunch of Tesla proxy proposals at work! Too bad we only get a few dozen shares worth of votes.

I solemnly vow that if Frey loses the Minneapolis mayoral election (and especially if Fateh wins), I will log onto my Ward 13 neighborhood’s NextDoor and post tears.

This really fucking sucks, man.

My coworker used ChatGPT to design a mascot for the company pumpkin decorating contest. Behold the horrifying three-armed Krang Heron.

Really hoping AWS is back up before I have to be in the office in an hour…

In 2014 when I read the fourth book in The Expanse series, I didn’t enjoy it partly because the villain was just a generic racist cop. A few years later I had a political awakening and I get it now. He was actually a great villain.

2021 just called. It wants its Palihapitiya SPAC IPO back.

I searched “hedge funds in Stamford, CT” and the first hit was Yelp