In business school I wrote my final paper in my cost accounting class in about four hours while on shitty hospital WiFi because my wife was in active labor.

lol whoops I owe $500

TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!

I’m hype for tomorrow. Another full month of being a Halloween hater.

I think deep down, Delta Airlines knows how deeply valuable their 24-hour phone line operators are to them as a company. If they ever tried to replace them with an AI chatbot they know how fucked they’d be.

Halo LANs with the boys saved me from a reactionary life.

i trapped both of my large (evil) adult sons inside of books

ah yes, argentina. love 'em. best known for tango, football and repaying international creditors in full and on time

Remembering the time my parents babysat my kids for 24 hours. We gave them a big list of local activities/restaurants they could use. What did my kids want to do? Go to grandma and grandpa’s house all day.

The kinda News night where I’m just gonna log off and watch a mindless rom com man

It’s funny that the one openly MAGA person who lives a few blocks away from me in Minneapolis still has his flag at full mast. The same flagpole still flies the old MN state flag.

I think you should be allowed to sell lite beer at hardware stores

getting rid of quarterly reporting for public companies would be a hedge fund manager’s dream. They would have an extreme information advantage with the expensive data they buy.

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

the shooter was an online gamer. it's important for newsrooms to understand video games more than ever. that's where i step in. so umamusume: pretty derby (ウマ娘 プリティーダービー) is a gacha horse racing simulator based on real life japanese race horses. in the world of umamusume, anime girls replace horses,

It is possible to hold both of these things true at the same time: 1) political violence is never an appropriate choice in a civilized society 2) Charlie Kirk’s dream is to create exactly the kind of society he currently lives in, as spoken from his own mouth

Before he becomes a household name on this website in a few weeks, let it be known I’ve met Stephen Miran a few times. He tried launching an investment firm during the Biden admin that didn’t go anywhere.

Clues by Sam time

I watched a lower-Elo chess game on Lichess and the ending was so stupid I actually burst out laughing. Here’s the ending position. Don’t ask how it got there.

Incredible. The only Community Content on Steam for Silksong is people screenshotting the main menu or first screen.

standing with glinner? no. i'm SITTING for DINNER. with my wife, who has not left me,

Weird. Amazon Workspaces wouldn’t update until I closed just the one Firefox tab playing lofi beats.

Minneapolis is a temporary no fly zone. Rumor is Vance is coming to town. Fuck that loser.

After spending the weekend in the north woods I’ve concluded that I don’t think there is a Pride parade in the country with a larger concentration of Lutheran churches than the Superior, Wisconsin Pride Parade.

Does anyone know how to remove zinc sunscreen from clothes?

Took the kids to Duluth for the weekend. My three year old saw someone in a fursuit (it’s Pride weekend here) and thought it was a zebra from Donkey Kong.

Fuck. The Annunciation news is bad. My coworker’s kids go there man.

Well it’s a good thing Trump’s FDIC is also allowing banks to lend without limits. Surely it can’t cause any kind of debt crisis.

What I'm looking for in the 2028 primary is someone who will put Stephen Miller and Kristi Noem in jail, and so far, that's Pritzker

This motherfucker right here. Every time it would get me (I was far too young to play Lolo well when I did) it would freak me out.

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

The VC darling to disappointing IPO to value-investor hedge fund winner pipeline is real.

I know dozens of trans 20–30-year-olds who have moved to Minnesota in the past few years alone. Frey’s PAC wants a DFL that drives queers out for the next 50 years in order to build the party around 80-year-olds who think we’re icky? Even ignoring the moral bankruptcy, this is strategic foolishness.

i will never not be amused by how the conservative world is governed by the kind of “affirmative action” they say happens in mainstream institutions. totally unqualified dipshits are handed the keys to institutions because they say the right thing and have the right look.

Jacob Frey spotting at Lynnhurst Festival.

Trying to figure out what books I want to get on my new e-reader and came to the realization the books I most want to read and the books that will get me the most Bluesky clout are the same: Aubrey/Maturin

If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, a text to your wife, I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.

Gonna pull a @patrickfenelon.bsky.social and make instant pot ribs for dinner tonight. Can’t wait.

Normally when someone dies in their early 70’s I’d say “gone too soon.” In Hogan’s specific case it’s probably about ten years too late given how much reputational damage he’s done to himself since 2015

our furry visual novel did better numbers than the cybertruck

True meaning of Transness

There really is no easy way to add an EPUB file ebook from Calibre to an iPad is there? Had to do ye olde method (emailing myself a pdf)

Trevor Bauer returned from the Japanese minor leagues today, and he immediately surrendered the longest home run in recorded history (594 ft) to Hiroshima’s Elehuris Montero

I’m not even sure TSG much cares for what happens with Brewdog (besides the ego hit of a bad investment). The specific fund they own it in has already made 3x its money even if Brewdog went bankrupt tomorrow.

If there was ever any doubt that Donkey Kong was a natural adversary of Margaret Thatcher, his past as a miner has put that to rest.

This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.

My old company of only 15 employees was acquired by a large national public company and it’s so obvious there is a LinkedIn quota. All my old coworkers have suddenly become LinkedIn influencers in way that’s completely out of character for them.

I made pickle fries for my kids. They took one look and said yuck. More for me.