am i conscious? asking for a friend.

i have fun

wow you guys fly on airplanes? moneybags on this website.

i don't think the dark souls wisdom bot makes consideration for the proper order of the terms as they appear in the game. 🤔

it's the part of the morning where my brain says "YES!" to more coffee but my IBS says "no. god no. oh no help noooooooooo you idiot."

"they stold my burg?!?"

www.iconator.com was looking for old AIM icon gifs and i've learned that this website is just still up

Today I saw a post where someone mentioned the old computer program "Eliza", and then someone else responded with a fundamentally unrelated anecdote about Eliza, as if they were pattern-matching on keywords without at all considering the context or meaning of the conversation that had come before it

sun's down, International Women's Day is over. Now....it's International Ladies' Night...

Happy Gary Retrograde everyone! The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman

Was just having this convo yesterday. I rarely go back to my notes because re-reading them isn’t the point, it’s writing them that helps me commit them to memory.

🎶 we don't care we don't post we'll steal your money we'll steal your show

hmm the key thing with that gender pay gap bot was it calling out companies on twitter which you can't really do here

The gender pay gap bot was such an amazing initiative which I taught my students as an example of D'Ignazio and Klein's Data Feminism Challege Power principle. Does anyone know what happened to it? Are they on Bluesky? 🤔

the hallmark store would have this man drop to his knees and cry

ai note taking is the perfect metaphor for the hype because it's literally jettisoning "the work" without acknowledging the purpose. we're supposed to take notes to help you learn and remember. (in b4 someone mistakes what i'm talking about for transcripts)

remember this? it think it would be fun to have a webpage that lists all the security vulnerabilities in these 2020 codebases. archiveprogram.github.com

The art of imaginary worlds is created with the image of actually going there and sketching. #Illustration #CommentPls #RTpls

explain how i am conscious rn

Hurrah for Crab!

These asshole twerps with no brains or education from DOGE really did use ChatGPT to find NEH grants to terminate ILLEGALLY - ruining hundreds lives and destroying hundreds of the greatest humanities projects and partnerships of our time. I’m overwhelmed with rage and anger all over again.

I’m reminded of this comic almost every time I check LinkedIn

ok no defining consciousness without sharing your sobriety level

you can absolutely put advertising in an rss feed as well as use content like images for identity tracking. it's just that no one cares to.

do you think china will liberate us-east-1 or us-west-1 first

timothy shoes hating on ballet and opera despite his family's history isn't hypocrisy it explains it

link sir w pen's account you coward

oo i like detroitriverboats.bsky.social

every journalist and every tech industry employee is to bear 100% of the responsibility for their bosses choices. everyone else are the actually exploited workers. i get it now. i see how your hivemind works bluesky.

people seem so mystified about folks posting opinions on the internet. when i was growing up my mom made us give book reports each week at the dinner table. does that help?

how do i teach my adult feline son that leaving the sink water on costs money

the year is 2039 and people are nostalgic for polyester carpets

Lesley-Anne Doole (British Artist, born 1963) "A Beach Dash", 2026. Oil on Canvas, 40 × 50 cm. Private Collection. #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt

i've found that doing a little immersion-therapy with my misophonia helps a lot. lots of videos out there of people slurping noodles. listen to them a bit to train down your triggers before going out. just putting this out there for others that might search for misophonia.

don't think if computer programmers learned ethics we would have stopped the profit motive

Daniel Arthur (Brazilian Artist, born 1995) "Pizza Boy II", 2025. Oil on Panel, 30 × 30 cm. Private Collection. #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt ##catlover ##caturday

The Last Witness, 2025 by Nataliya Bagatskaya (Ukraine, b.1967). Acrylic on canvas | 60 x 80 x 1.5 cm #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt

i was looking for an open source tool for something last night and i found a gen ai coded product that did the thing I wanted, but also did about a zillion other things. this dude built in a schedule to erase data from the db for GDPR compliance. typical of ai projects they all do way, way too much.

maybe we can product purchase our way out of this one guys. buy an ev, lease a VPN in Belgium, or move to a new state. i'll be god-damned if I'm changing my lifestyle that's for sure. consumerism will save me!

This YouTube channel has the best titles and promo images of any channel on the planet youtube.com/@docudubery?...

Back in my day you needed a senior engineer for this sort of thing

🔬 Researchers identified high levels of cytokine interferon gamma (IFN-γ) as a potential biomarker for Long COVID 🦠 Two new studies compare SARS-CoV-2’s long-term risks to those of the flu 💊 A small phase 1 clinical trial will test the safety of Pembrolizumab #LongCOVID research: bit.ly/4rV8DNf

btw steal a credit card to start your proton account and then keep it alive with cash. fixed it for you. what you can do protest crimes but can't steal a credit card?

look at the comments on here about that 404 story on proton mail. people genuinely seem to think it's a problem that can be solved with better shopping.

ngl i think less of 404 now too. no I don't work for proton.

🎶 we don't care we don't post we'll steal your money we'll steal your show

i got this idea that American comedians should try doing their shows in pairs like manzai duos. i think it might finally hit.