Absolutely not real: announcers jinx Proven science: Elmo can fix you

ALEC BOHM YOU ARE OFF THE LIST

A TWO HOME RUN NIGHT FOR ALEC BOHM

ANOTHER BOHMER HOMER!

Wtaf. Nola.

"Nine men come to the plate in the inning..."

these bitches fuckin love Sosa I don’t Know what to tell ya

MY TINY HUSTLING KING GOES YARD FOR ELMO!

The hero we need. The hero we deserve. Grease the poles.

BOHM GOES YARD FOR ELMO!

Nooooooo don't go, Elmo!

Lfg.

I am unreasonably giddy over this. Omg did you hear him say "schwarbomb" I can't take this.

OMG ELMO! 😍

Crawford is so cute dats a wil babey

The good thing about that whole mess is how we can now empathize with fans who experience Eagles takeovers all the time. Only difference is Eagles fans aren’t cocky fucking assholes who need a good curbstomping to straighten their lives out.

VAXXED?!?!

Another migraine, yikes. Phils can't catch a break with them this year.

Oof, no word on Bryce?

My elfen son did a robbery 😎

I already hate this team with every fiber of my being.

@sailormoondamus.gobirds.online our boys

Well that happened.

Do it for the bitches.

I think if two (or more) artists release songs with the same name (Huey Lewis/Céline Dion “The Power of Love”) they should have to duel or cover each other’s versions for supremacy.

Smart to not use Duran's full entrance.

Peep my tiny hustling king.

Le sigh.

Lfg, boys!

Marsh you hear that?

Turned it into dust.

HOLY SHIT! WOW!

Fucking do something, Kyle.

BRING BACK THE 'STACHE.

I went over to the Sixers and now I wanna pull a Sylvia Plath 🫩🫩🫩

(Opening app as a Philadelphian) huh, is this a Sixers post or a Phillies post?

Fire Rob Thomson. Sell the team. Burn it all to the ground.

Kyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyle.

Wishing you all a cozy & peaceful night ahead. Sweet dreams, everyone ♥️ (art Freya Hartas)

The vibe I'm trying to manifest today. If you know, you know.

Baseball is the best ball. 😂

Grand Opening this Sunday!!!! 2206 South Street

The disrespect shown to the powder blues is appalling.

The beautifulest.

MY TINY HUSTLING KING!

Tanner Banks walked off that mound ready to punch a duck.