Well that one's on TMac.

Bowl of cool ranch Doritos, can of Neshaminy Creek Warehouse Lager, and a Phils' win make for a very good way to wind down the day.

I want my life back.

Devil hates a coward.

Quit asking me to write poetry on a Friday.

I'm challenging all these challenges.

Brighten up the day.

We live our lives.

All. In.

About time.

I wrote a book called Nature’s Acre — an Irish garden memoir about wildlife, community, and making a place where life can grow. If that sounds like your kind of book, I’d love you to read it. And if you’d share this, I’d be very grateful. 🌱 #climateaction #spéirgorm gardeningwell.ie/natures-acre

they should have kept the Italy-Mexico game on Tubi. the Americans should have had to suffer the added humiliation of having to learn what Tubi is and how to access it

Just because.

I was up for over 24hrs straight. Today is gonna be fun.

harper is saving his energy for the six-team olympic tournament in 2028 that he won’t be selected for

Sometimes when I really fancy a pizza I'll order a Chinese or an Indian instead because I'm hopelessly addicted to getting more of the free tupperware it comes in.

"And this affects me how?"

Beautiful.

Aw, shucks. 😊

Happy 40th anniversary to Mario, Luigi, and the entire Super Mario Bros. team 🙌 From POW blocks and green pipes to Tanooki suits and fire flowers, we'll be celebrating today with all the power-ups and nostalgia from generations of the classic game series.

Alvy. 🥰

Loading up on that vitamin D.

Conservatives view freedom as the right to control another person’s life. Liberals view freedom as the right to control their own life.

Just one of many.

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

Look! It's magnificent. I'm a goddamn rotisserie chicken out here.

Just found out the hard way that honey does not belong on oatmeal.

This is how I access Bluesky.

Oh my tiny heart.

We as a society have a duty to bully the fuck out of anyone who is straight up anti-vaxx or even entertaining any vaccine delays and shit. These are babies and children being affected. Like what the fuck are we doing not bullying the fuck out of anyone who puts their kid at risk unnecessarily?!

What better way to end the working week than with luck bestowed by some mischievous Cornish piskies! We came across this charming and joyful postcard, dating back to 1915, whilst box-listing an archive this morning. 📷 EUL MS 408 Box 27: 1 #FridayFeeling #Archives #Piskies #Cornwall

pasting a url into the alt-text is literally the least helpful use of the function possible what are you even doing

'Bathed in Gold' Taken shortly after sunrise this morning, walking down from Glastonbury Tor. I can never resist just one more photograph before I leave.

This was watched.

I am not okay right now. This is not okay. Is it too much to fucking ask for the good ones to be left out of this awful fucking equation?!

Poor food makes you warm and grateful.

Air to Ground Message: I WILL TAXI LIKE A GRANDMA IF I HAVE TO.. Area: Birmingham, UK Type: Boeing 767-300 A: #a59b4e9bf0d F: #ff71416ef02 #acars #vdlm2

know, I know, times are tough and money is short but as we find ourselves increasingly in a world where stories are censored and the corporates buy up shelf space with their discounts. If you are able please do support Independent publishers. @northernfiction.bsky.social

🌼 Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus!🌼Happy St. David's Day!🌼 Daffodils have been a national symbol of Wales since the 19th century. This bookplate of daffodils is from ‘Flowering Plants, Grasses, Sedges and Ferns of Great Britain’ by the botanical illustrator Anne Pratt (1806-1893).

to be clear, and including @joyouspanther.bsky.social - I want my friends to win. I want to celebrate in their wins. Even if I don't know you, I want you to win. I am like Adrian in a goddamn hospital bed, that's how much I want you to win.

I am so fucking jeeped.

We can complain about the Eagles because their frustrating as hell, but I'm really tired of walking around being a punching bag for fans and media of loser franchises who don't like the way they're run. Win something first and get back to me.

Still the king.

Assad's is having its grand opening up here today and people were camped out at the asscrack of dawn and I love that for them and I hope they all get the free treat for a year.

Not me having butter cake for dinner.

Late to this but Bruno Mars debuted at top of Billboard and my Insta feed is now pimping a certain someone's ltd edition variant of a song that I really wish I could stop hearing. Coincidence I'm sure.

46 years ago The Clash played 2 nights at the Glasgow Apollo in 1980 (21 & 22 January) youtu.be/i2euERguX9o?... @theclash.com @garycrowleyonair.bsky.social @punkandnewwave.bsky.social

I love people who attempt to hammer fence poles into frozen earth at 10:52 at night.

Kings of Leon Chvrches Silversun Pickups Neil Diamond George Michael

My tiny hustling king.