i’m still kind of shell-shocked and trying to figure everything out, but for some reason i was included in the layoffs at epic today. been there almost 9 years.

the game's principal engineer since 2017, evan kinney, who has been the backbone and spirit of this game for nearly a decade has been laid off. this is fucking bullshit, dude. i'm fucking done.

hello boston, hello RLCS day 2 of groups my uber driver has the manual for a vacuum cleaner in the back seat pocket when i asked why, he just shrugged and smiled at me so now i am even more confused

got my gay boy haircut before i go to gay boy boston 😌

i don’t fangirl very often but

if you’re not absolutely livid about what happened yesterday in minneapolis, what the fuck is wrong with you that was murder. full stop.

see ya soon, pittsburgh 🫡 #AGDQ2026 (also lol @ the fact my orange case weighs *exactly* 70 lbs, i’ve done this a few times)

he’s making a list he’s checking it twice he’s gonna find out who’s naughty or nice now they’re going to bed and my stomach is sick and it’s all in my head but he’s coming to town now

oh, you've had an easy last week of work? some of us have been deep in the trenches, buddy

i always like to start my day with a big can of the good stuff really gets me going 💪

There'll be a new pinned post this week, but for now: Ambrosia Sky: Act One is *out* now! Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/3580160/... EGS: store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/ambr...

hello london i am (briefly) inside you

very tired gay in a dumb ac shadows shirt felt kinda cute ig who want me

Also here’s @rawr.gay

GAMES DONE QUEER ANNOUNCEMENT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR US TO ANNOUNCE THIS FOR MONTHS

i bet you can’t find me in this picture

well, I got a pregnancy test but the sun exploded

I can't tell if they're pro or against dinosaurs

I finally watched the Fight Forever run. Holy shit that was magical. Shout outs to @porkchop44.bsky.social @bobbeigh.is.tall.fyi @raelcun.bsky.social @t0uchan.bsky.social and @rawr.gay along with the crowd for making that amazing.

we out here ⚽️🏎️

ayyy, it’s time for me to do one of these again! i laughed when i realized my promotion was happening on day 0 of #UnrealFest2025 - what better time than as i sit here in tech rehearsal for yet another crazy ambitious project we’re doing 😅 i’ll see y’all at the show!

oh hey would you look at that

it is my birthday today

for lunch today: bánh mì đặc biệt 🤤 and this ridiculous hot cheetos covered spicy sausage and mozzarella corndog

so who wants to be my valentine i am (in no order) - good at lots of things (cars, cooking, video games, making video games, fixing things, casual conversation, making lists) - attractive - employed - very gay - single - a homeowner - not crazy apply within

watching jeopardy while eating lunch in Cat Fancy the good life

what is seattle doing to me?????!!?

do you like this knife i made

hey seattle i am about to be inside you (for the next week)

i got a haircut please clap

full. stop.

color commentary but make it horny

AGDQ 2025 earns $2.5 million for charity with its best event yet

This is what it feels like going back to work after doing a run at GDQ

listen up games committee if this doesn’t happen i’m never working a GDQ again

pittsburgh is a really neat city i love it more every time i visit, and hate leaving more every time 🥹 as i go through security at the airport, one thing still holds true since last year: i am still the CEO of

running events is a rewarding experience but they don’t tell you about the Feeling.

oh and p.s. i’m in pittsburgh until tomorrow night so lmk if you’re still here and want to hang tonight! i have to go down and finish packing my horde of equipment in the stream room but i’m free after that

I've been trying to understand why I feel the particular flavor of distressed that I do right now. I think it's because we can no longer discuss the lessons we should be learning from any kind of disaster without the worst chucklefucks coming out of the woodwork to wreck everything.

another AGDQ in the books, and another $2.5 million bucks raised for the Prevent Cancer Foundation. my heart is so full after this week. oh and: the raptor-eyed among you may have spotted an new additional silly lil’ title for me in the credits i mean, somebody has to wrangle all those dinosaurs 🤷‍♂️

AGDQ day 6, got the Gongon shirt because... Moo and I are racing Super Monkey Ball Banana Rumble for AGDQ TONIGHT AT 4AM ET! I know it's late but I don't care- if you're here, I need you in the crowd, and if you're not, you better be watching from home! It'll be worth it, trust me. 🐒🍌

the "esc" key on a keyboard is a holdover from early-'90s personal computers. on some models it would dispense a can of escargot out of one of the unused drive bays. they put it in the corner so you wouldn't press it by accident because you only got three of them. i pushed it once and got grounded

THIS IS SO GOOD

i really need to stop using the other app, but pissing off dumb people like this gives me so much joy

dear pittsburgh i am inside you 🦖

i tweeted this last night but my hair looked cute so it’s going here too epic holiday party fit

forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times

hello hi i’m gay

i haven’t been here in a while are we still calling it “skeeting” please tell me we are