You’re telling me someone made a movie that is a tribute to cinema???? Someone finally did that?!?!

Oh, it’s gonna get Bad. apnews.com/article/ice-...

these fucking idiots have the memories of sludge

I keep seeing headlines about the Venezuela attack that are like "in depth with the sick as shit bad asses who kidnapped the president" and it's just like, what the fuck are you talking about, what are we fucking doing here, this is not a movie

@amtebbel.bsky.social @carberry.deals loved the side story about nostalgia! One thing I wanted to note- college players are paid directly by the schools now, starting August 2025, due to the House case. Every school can pay up to 20.5 million to divide between all players of all their teams.

This is one of those things where your reaction is so strongly like…are we…do we just keep doing normal things? I go to work still?

What the actual fuck

I feel this so hard

this game is an escort mission for the colts. they have to gain yardage in small chunks and wait for philip rivers to walk up to the line. every couple minutes he spits out some dialogue like "hurry – we have to reach the satellite uplink so we can deliver evidence of the ambassador's wrongdoing"

Companies can’t advertise actual ai use cases that aren’t the most depressed antisocial scenarios possible because they don’t exist.

Bruh Pikachu got on Ozempic hard core, looking *tight*

In my restless dreams, I smell that onion and mustard. Sandwich Hill.

This is so fucking embarrassing. Putting Shapiro on the topic of de-escalation is absurd on its face and Klein knows it. He just wants to ghoulishly hawk his book to more people. Here’s a quick tip, they will still hate you.

Watching people reject America’s propaganda so hard that they become inured to China’s propaganda is always so odd. Like you have just swapped one golden calf for another, like surely that’s clear? They are both bad.

@friends-table.bsky.social table chatter at the end of the latest Realis session Keith (exasperated): There’s no such thing as evil mirrors in the Real World! Austin (crosstalk, immediately) : Well that’s not true. I died, Realis has been so so good.

Jesse Welles - come for the agitprop, stay for the stream of consciousness narrative poetry full of super vibrant imagery that weaves in and out of meaning and nonsense. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8E9l...

Jesus fucking christ

Omg it me fr

Buu/Satan is basically the only thing I truly love about that arc. It’s so good.

One thing to know about the music industry is that no one is currently doing it like Pete & Bas and The Northern Boys www.youtube.com/watch?v=zljD...

Imagine being the person who cancels Sesame Street and just living your life after that

They got put in The Device

YOU FOOLS. YOU LET MOOSE.

Robert Redford with a tiny cardboard cut-out of Paul Newman, photographed by John Dominis, Utah, 1969

ME: *trying to push the ring girl back into the tv with a broom* no. NO. fuck off! come on! get... go back in there!

It’s hard to not repost stuff to try and get a dunk in but it’s overall just not worth it, empty calories.

THE DEAD SPEAK!