my booty is so powerful that it broke the wooden spoon i was being spanked with 🤭

juice in da pool

Spotted in Portland - "Top your butch, it's good for her"

call me khazad-dûm the way these bitches be calling me moria

call me khazad-dûm the way these bitches be calling me moria

dan reynolds *imagines dragons*: ohh oholy sh fuck dude holy fuc DUDE

hi i've maxed out my credit cards moving and still don't have work in the area and just got hit with parking tickets pretty bad and i hate to do this but if u can spare anything to help me get by, my venmo is @thrillow and my cashapp is $thrillow too

when i start my new job im gonna do my makeup consistently for a month just to cement in my coworkers minds that im a woman

once i have some disposable income im gonna get pierced up like this

juice was glass surfing and i assume she just wanted to hangout with me on the couch but nope she just wanted to take a fat shit on my pillows instead

calls my puppygirl "big dawg"

what if my first tattoo was my wife’s bite mark on the side of my neck

it hurts to hit a bong with my new septum piercing owie owie

craving sticky rice and fried chicken

*sizes up septum piercing* oughhh auhhh owie why does my nose hurt

successfully sized up

how does one size up a septum piercing

take care of yourself first 💜 if you're in a plane thats going down you have to put your own oxygen mask on before you can help anyone else so dont sweat or stress if you can't help me or anybody else 💜 appreciate uu and am thankful we're here together

i should do my eyebrows

Secret third option

juiceposting

i attack the cow, i kill the cow, i collect the cowhide, i eat the cooked shrimp, i attack the cow, i kill the cow, i collect the cowhide, i eat the cooked shrimp, i attack the cow, i kill the cow, i collect the cowhide, i eat the cooked shrimp, i attack the cow, i kill the cow, i collect the cowhid

gooooood morning bluesky it’s runescape time babey

dogs and cows getting sushi and ramen?? more likely than you think!

In Kirby and the Forgotten Land, you can press up on the d-pad to say hi to every Waddle Dee in Waddle Dee Town.

barking at you

Idk who needs to hear this but the only pre transition relationships you need to keep are the ones that survive you halting the conversation and demanding a correction every time time they misgender or deadname you

bexy made me write sentences for barking at her. she comes over to observe my progress and she says my handwriting is too sloppy and makes me start over. i got so hard i almost passed out

i asked her to start dishing out some punishments and she tells me to drop and give her twenty.. i didn’t ask for corporal punishment what the heck

i don’t know if it’s placebo or anything but i started progesterone today and im feeling incredibly needy for cuddles and kisses

sergeant, im geeked

celebratory white wine and tv installation

I officially got the job 😎😎😎

trans rights strike at a fundamental base of individual liberty: if we do not have control of our own bodies, you don’t either

we should spice up basketball. add more baskets and add more balls!

i need this like i need air

Partial custom Dalmatian Hood for Pup Rex! 🧡 www.scrapyardleather.com #scrapyardleather #scrapyardlthr #pupplay #petplay #pupgear #LGBTQIA #furries #furryfandom

Partial custom Bernese Mountain Dog for Elm! 🐶 www.scrapyardleather.com #scrapyardleather #scrapyardlthr #pupplay #petplay #pupplayhood #leatherpup #pupgear #LGBTQ #furries #furryfandom

yeah the one follower id fuck is my wife

We have an album cover for it and everything

made a new friend :)

moira back in seattle arc???

the interview went really good! i probably got the job but they need to run it by their property manager first

I FORGOT TO TAKE OFF MY FUCKIN COLLAR AGAIN AAAAA

third interview secured and they said they wanted to interview today!!

day 1 no cigarettes and this time i mean it

my can of menudo went bad bc it had a dent in it and my can opener broke so i can’t finish opening this can of hominy i was gonna use to make pozole or something hmph 👎

i will build my den in the city