women be making giant pots of chili and be spooning it into wide but shallow bowls and be adding cheese, sour cream, avocado, and red pepper flakes... smh

insecure domme: would you still submit to me if i was a worm

a beautiful woman holding me down to the bed by my throat,,.

contemplating on it introspective style

daily reminder that my wife has a fuckin nice ass

transitioning in the era of environmental and social collapse

tears? lock and loaded. weed? smoked. bed rotting? already planned. let's go baby

im gonna eat five pounds of pasta about this

i got shooters in fursuits leaving paw prints and bullet holes

floor time with da dog

smoking on da lesbian yearning pack (weed mixed with lavender that she gave me the first time that i went to her place)

[World Record] sex while on a high dose of ssri - 100% speedrun in 02:47:39

i miss living in seattle already

first base: raw anal sex second base: i tell u why i am the way i am third base: grocery shopping together

biting her thighs and hearing her yelp in pain just makes me want to bite her harder

dumb mutt as knuckle tats

midnight ciggie would go kinda hard rn but im being so good

im waggin my tail so hard rn

she's my girlfriend now 🥰

im a big dog. i do big dog shit.

does my dick pass. baby, is it clocky,.. be honest

a beautiful woman calling me dumb and her meaning it >>>

my brother & his partner are telling me an insane story about this local deity called "st. rat" which is apparently a mosaic relief put up by some queers in seattle. the city kept trying to paint over it, but people would repeatedly just use acetone and remove the paint until the city gave up

hey i know you're doing your puppy best but you need to lock tf in

first time alone in the new place and aaaaa im whining at the door and im chewing the drywall. i miss my owners :(

remember to crank that hog, queen

aaah hello good morning corona and bowl from the labubu bong, my beloved

Smoking on that shit that makes you Gary for the rest of your life

weed strain called garlic pussy #5

arms weak, palms are sweaty, and also my legs and feet hurt

officially moved in into the new place

dude i can't stop crying. i keep getting w's but it won't stop

not now, puppy needs her 2am ciggie

dog that's whining and scratching at its phone

im so worried that im gonna fumble her again

puppy needs a cigarette

imagining a bottom that's soooo subby that they call me, a bottom that's soooo subby, mommy

very transphobic that my wife and my gf and the girl that i really like all have to work instead of getting to lay in bed with me and cuddle until we fall asleep

i miss my ladies

im craving jackfruit

i need a muzzle

mildly crashing out bc our apartment won't be ready by our projected move-in date RRRRAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

*slams fist on table* i need a mf kiss rn!!

ranked and competitive frotting

imagine being sent to jail by judge judy lmao

the girl i like follows me now so i gotta watch what i Post

guards, forcefem that man

father's day landing on pride? kinda gay

everybody say hi to oats