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Block @attie.ai! I just did and it was real easy.

As my dad would have said "It's only the beginning of the season, they're not used to playing in cooler weather." With that said, that would not have stopped him from saying "They stink!" #phillies

My favorite sign from #nokings today in Berlin,NJ

Went to #nokings in Berlin, NJ earlier. Wonderful event.

I like Pears. It's fun. But there is only one way to completely endear me to anything. And they did it #tmbg #theymightbegiants #pears #slate

Joke's on you daylight savings I'm totally fine with an hour less of this shitshow

My entire adult life

NOBODY!!!!! GET SHIRT OF THIS AT dashare.zone - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

ICE recruits should be the first ones shipped off for “war.”

We are THRILLED to announce that jonathancoulton.bsky.social will be arranging and performing the MST3K Theme for The RiffTrax Experiments! Help support this momentous occasion in riffing history: rifftrax.com/kickstarter

www.reddit.com/r/videos/com... You can hear it 34 seconds in. Also, it's from "Forbes Breaking News" and appears to be legit. (I normally wouldn't make fun of anyone having digestive issues, but I'm a hypocrite and I don't care because #fucktrump)

Hey I see my shadow every day too Phil, doesn’t mean I need to be a dick about it

One day. One day soon it will not be January.

The date for the next No Kings Day is set. But this is a save the date, not a “sit back and wait.” 🧵

Slip sliding away…

I told you not to feed the government after midnight

Husband's Alt is looking for friends 657288024563 #pokemongo #pogo

This x 1,000,000

My husband is looking for Icy Snow Scatterbugs- 101624256020 (And if you feel like adding me too- 061625144018) #pokemongo #pogo #scatterbug

Around 20 years ago, a couple dorks met their musical heroes and doodled the image on the left in a fit of excitement. Now it is an official @tmbg.bsky.social T-shirt! Getta yours here: tmbgshop.com/collections/...

I'm sad to report that Urban Outfitters has skinned Homestar Runner. R.I.P. He was a terrific athlete

MY HUSBAND (seventeen seconds into a movie neither of us have ever seen): who’s that?

@tmbg.love thanks for another lovely TMBPTMBG

@tmbg.love One of my favorite Danny pictures that I took (Bluesky cut it off, please click on it) from Washington DC 12-8-24

@tmbg.love The Godfather of Gore! (A title shared with Lucio Fulci)

My mom can pick us up at the void if your mom can drop us off

Sundays are for getting enough sleep and still being exhausted

New Jersey, it is the honor of my life to earn your trust to become this great state’s 57th Governor. I promise to listen, lead with courage, and never forget who I serve.

For every minute I sit in my car alone I get +1 stamina regen

It always bothered me when people laughed while watching ZIM. All that time I spent trying to warn humanity with my admittedly astounding cautionary tales and they LAUGHED. Well I tried. Sure I failed spectacularly but I tried…

God bless the chicken Caesar salad

I won't lie. We need your help! Obviously YOU know about @kmsumaverick.bsky.social's annual @tmbg.bsky.social marathon but WAY too many fans DON'T. Please take a moment to share this post so your friends don't miss out AGAIN this year! Learn more at www.tmbg.love! #TMBG #TheyMightBeGiants #TMBPTMBG

It’s not Orion Kerkering’s fault that the offense played dead for 3/4 games. Poor kid. #Phillies

I like Kerkering and I hope he's still with the Phillies next season. He made one mistake, I don't fault him for that. Especially when CERTAIN PEOPLE were swinging at garbage repeatedly and then crying that they were booed. It's Philly, you're going to get booed. #phillies #kerkering

Mom, pick me up I'm scared #phillies

So our best innings are ones divisible by 4. #phillies

JT! #phillies

Don't #Castellanos #phillies

Have we tried this yet? Might motivate the #Phillies

He knows this is what's going to happen now, right? #phillies #philadelphiaphillies