No.... no I don't think I will.

one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.

Why does Boba Fett fly around in an angle grinder?

OK, but hear me out here... what if it came with Half Life 3? #steam #steammachine

Can the Manhattan Project avoid building the nuclear bomb?

Remember folks. The original bluesky ethos by us bluesky elders (apparently I count?) is block and move on. Don't quote dunk, don't pick fights. Block, and move on. This is what made this site unpalatable to the right early on, and we can continue to make it unpalatable to them.

when was the last time you heard someone mention NFTs? gotta remember to savor these little things

Replaying Halo Infinite atm. Open-world was a bit of a dud, samey environments, Ubisoft-esque checklist of icons to visit etc, but man, the moment-to-moment gunplay is the best. Like literally the best, nothing else comes close. Really wish MS hadn't given up on this one.

Anyone else notice that around the time AI became a big thing, Grammarly turned into a useless piece of junk?

Yeah I tried, but this one defeated me. I was the coughing baby, it was the hydrogen bomb.

The change to Indigenous Peoples day was obviously excellent, but it has cost me several Columbussy jokes today, so spare a thought.

Proud to announce my autobiography is in stores.

I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but the kettle we bought from Amazon just died... on Prime Day.

This chicken tender is making me feel inadequate.

Shout out to Perseverance for finding my keys. Knew I'd left them somewhere around here. www.space.com/astronomy/ma...

Do you ever think about the fact that Wikipedia is the last good major website on the internet? You aren't bombarded with ads. It doesn't try to push video on you, and it doesn't redirect you to a scam site.

Is it about my cube?

We had a good run. I'm paid up until 2027, but that's the end for me.

Hidden edge state? We got scientists out here wasting money on gooning research, I'd have done it pro bono. www.popularmechanics.com/science/a680...

The mainstream media shift from just using someone’s gender pronouns like normal to always clarifying that “this person is trans” and that this is their “preferred” pronoun is weak ass shit. Go take a beta blocker you nervous rats.

wild that MP3 is an audio file, MP4 is a video file, but MP5 is a submachine gun. Digimon-ass evolution line.

Woah, incredible. The release of Everybody’s Golf: Hot Shots today has crashed both the eShop and Steam. Guess fans are really excited to see a sequel to their beloved game after seven years

My job is cool, but sometimes it's *extremely* cool. The most recent case: I got to write about MTG's Edge of Eternities set for @space.com and we had astrophysicist Zoe Le Conte give her thoughts on some of the expansion's most striking cards. Read here: www.space.com/entertainmen...

My boss: Can't you get Copilot to validate the info in the spreadsheet? Me: Well, do we want it to be accurate or not? Because either I check it myself or I ask Copilot and then check its output *and* the spreadsheet, so... Boss: What's the point of Copilot then? Me: Exactly.

my bluesky

People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.

Too soon Muller...

Worth it

How's the acting career going Dean?

Does this apply to massive piles of unpainted Warhammer? Asking for a friend... Just kidding, I play Warhammer, I have no friends.

Said crispy fringe...

Bought a butane blowtorch to make creme brulee.... immediately "slightly" made an explosion and singed my eyebrow.... and fringe... and moustache. Creme brulee gonna be good though.

Woooooo Dawn of War 4. Can't wait for Chaos to turn up half way through the campaign and be revealed to be behind everything all along AKA the plot to every 40k game ever.

Well, that's my next Golden Joysticks outfit taken care of.

I am shocked... SHOCKED!... well, not that shocked. www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol...

I'm sure I'm not the first to think of this, but hear me out here. Peak, but with a traitor mechanic. One person trying to sabotage the rest of the expedition. (We have that anyway in our runs, he's called @nialldeath.bsky.social - Might as well make it a game mechanic).

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

Well folks, it's been a ride. Dad, you can finally use the phone again

Alexa just informed me that I can expect a high of 35 degrees Celsius today, so goodbye friends.

Washington Post: “Is fascism bad? The answer may surprise you” Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”

Been playing Peak with chaotic goblin @nialldeath.bsky.social and it bloody rules. Climb mountains, fall to your death, and haunt your friends till they revive you. No notes.

Search engines really are just disintegrating, aren't they?

I would have bet it all on the Naked Gun reboot being shit... what is happening? See what you've done, now I have to go see it to find out if this is a psyop? Is this Morbius 2?

Waypoint writers quit over removal of articles related to new Steam policy aftermath.site/waypoint-quit-...

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