wow! shit sucks badly!

backshots here

watched it together for the first time before we started dating, rewatched it as Girlfriends!!! yay!!!! #gay

some oomfs would love to be called this

its so hard being an exhibitionist piss fetishist when youre too shy to pee in fromt of people

i ❤️ my dumb daughter

replace the San Diego Padres with a mariachi band

Pee pee pants

sweet angel

getting into a Wallace & Gromit style situation with a puppygirl living in my house

Awww they're mating

gf reposting this. its me, im the cis girlfriend that doesn’t consider it a compliment………….

"backend developer" whatever you do in the bedroom is fine by me but do you really need to be mentioning it in your LinkedIn profile?

stay gold!

Babe can you hit me with a mallet

are you in the right headspace to read this suicide note

brooooo😭 do you fucking HAVE to let it linger? do you HAVE to?💀💀💀

this is how it feels all the time.

Morning.

Puppy want a break

the depression might not be seasonal gang

remembering the first six months after brat was released and charli xcx wasnt acting like That… it was a bit more genuine….

hi guys.

if she can piss on me i can bark during sex.

nobody fw you when you get a little non binary on main

maybe a binder could save me

the foo fighters playlist that makes you non binary

who up missing their wife ?

Dragon Warrior (NES - 1989)

feeling a level of anxiety youd thing i am being hunt to death but in reality im just hanging out w my gf and her friends.

i hate therapy bc it makes me think about myself too much.

every heart break song can be about your father is you’re like me.

microdosing Succession by watching Industry

i wanna get beat up and violated bc that’s exactly what the doctors told me Not to do.

feeling that surgery recovery kind of horny

If I ever had to work hard for anything I’d kill myself

i love it when my friends have parties and hang out together all the time and i simply never get invited to anything ever :D

me when im the most beautiful girl in the world

there are many things wrong with me

roman roy getting locked in dog a cage and forced to eat dog food by his brother VS me getting tied up and thrown in a closet and forced to make my way out by my sister

im like if roman roy was a girl and also not a billionaire and slightly less evil and from a third world country

sexting trade and talking to my mother at the same time hope i dont have a Roman Roy moment

that pillion movie would be better if it was the same exact plot but with lesbians. very specifically me and my gf.

no boss you’re not understanding, i was jerking off in my office as a Succession reference.

horny and at work…….. big sigh…………..

the concept of a Guillermo del Toro (mexican) movie never getting a theatrical release in in Mexico, only in the US………..