i’m gonna drive Albert Gudmundsson back to Iceland myself

happy women's day to trans women especially you all should get free bazookas

i’m gonna drive Albert Gudmundsson back to Iceland myself

imagine if you will, just for one game Wirtz Jones - Szobo send Gravvy to the spa for an evening bring Macca on to kick people on 70’ for whoever looks tiredest

almost like having fresh legs on the field helps eh

Curtis Jones G+A

(still think if Tuesday in Istanbul we play like we’ve done till scoring tonight we’ll lose by 2 clear goals)

ROBBO LAD

Cody Gakpo showing off the turning radius of an 18 wheeler here

last season we still got some nice Kloppo style chaos transition goals still and Mo would invent something magnificent every other week without those two things happening, Slotball in possession just doesn’t create anything man. we’ve seen enough

“How are you?” Me: “Fine” Also me:

fuck it, show announcement. NYC+ area, hope to see ya there

fuck it, show announcement. NYC+ area, hope to see ya there

for all the American confusion as to what (if any) goals this aggression could yield, Israel has been pretty clear about what they want. it’s that map of Greater Israel they keep pointing at and doing thumbs up gestures at

it is a wonder what gentle exercise and an artistic outlet can do for your mental health conversely, when there is a lack of those things temporarily, due to a minor injury, say, well then, uh

investigate Verbruggen’s gambling history lol

don’t write that essay in the Signal chat fam. no one needs to know how much theory you read

hashtag “solidarityandrights” before the match has truly broken my brain, thanks Serie A for real what the fuck does that mean and who is it for

this is my first year of doing a gardening journal and it’s already bringing me a lot of joy

nobody doing it like Mitski rn alas

analytics has gone too far real baseball prefers to focus on how fast something *feels*

of course I watched Inter - Bodo yesterday in the background while working on stuff hoping for dramatic comebacks, today I am writing in silence so naturally Atalanta has come all the way back against Dortmund

watched a searing political drama last night about the attempted assassination of an imperial head of state

having a very casually deranged day

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snow day fella eager for independent music fans to pre-order vinyl, pictured below

i take solace in the fact that we scored from playing it short to our best player to put a ball in this long throw shit is unwatchable 😭

Arne’s stupid obtuse Reds march on lmao

This ends tonight.

me : I’m gonna try to be positive about Liverpool’s second half Ian Darke : *speaks into a microphone* me : we’re boned

I think he thinks he’s minimizing immediate risks, but no top level manager can work this way now, clubs can’t afford irresponsibility with (sigh) expensive assets also the players feel this desperation and you devalue the squad players people have said all this but it bears repeating

the fasting hitting a couple of these fellas I can excuse but what’s everyone else got going on, narcolepsy

feels like we haven’t played a decent first half all season

Arne is going to blame this first half performance on us advancing in the Champions League

is “fake Dad” a brand and can it be mine

I have 5 days off and *have to* rest my thankfully not broken wrist before fully starting the new job and then working like 6 of 7 for some reason i would like there to be fewer events happening

trying to go to the doctor in America means you look up how to contact them and you see shit like this

so excited for this interview to drop! a privilege to speak thoughtfully and in depth with Jon about the record varioussmallflames.co.uk/2026/02/17/t...

probably fine that I’m flyering for my album in front of federal buildings in Philly right

so excited for this interview to drop! a privilege to speak thoughtfully and in depth with Jon about the record varioussmallflames.co.uk/2026/02/17/t...

omg both my teams won in one day this hasn’t happened in a sec hang on 🥹

Great win, Liverpool. Good game. I enjoy it when we play nice football. Please do more of it. Thank you.

yeah, gimme a 3 month Mo Salah heater, why not

so do we think Szobo is glad to be back in midfield

we are now 25% of the way there! I believeeeee