RIP Steve Cropper One of the most thrilling songs ever. And that guitar is just perfection. Also on stage: Al Jackson Jr. & Donald ‘Duck’ Dunn smoking his ever present pipe. youtu.be/HYk7NWjsuHI?...

Waymo cars on the streets of Baltimore City is a grand-prize terrible idea

Gonna be so good when the Bears win the Super Bowl, skip the White House, and go to the Vatican

this is quite good and you want so bad to root for Charlie the fuckup but god dammit, dude. youtu.be/6jopqrSojQE?...

Been in the habit of watching old Siskel & Ebert, and just saw the Where's The Beef? commercial. Catchphrases!

lights-out closer-walking-across-the-outfield-from-the-bullpen-ass extended intro

Alton Brown says new episodes weekly??

taking a sick day, as a treat

Work sucks. I wish I was home already. Just wanna smoke a bowl, make a cheeseburger, sort the laundry and watch Ken Burns

all I need to know about AI is it ruined animal videos for the entire internet

Born February 22, 1975, Drew Barrymore is 18,530 days old today, matching Wilford Brimley’s age on the day ‘Cocoon’ was released. Congrats Drew! You’ve reached the Brimley/Cocoon Line.

The Running Man '25: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, Edgar's needle-drops best in the game, Cera!, did Ellison not screen this? lmao

Friday: Offer on a place. Monday: Accepted! Inspection Thursday. Tuesday: Actually, there's a new gas line. No inspection until city okays first. 2 weeks to 60 days. Also we want your $2,000. y'all.

The Premier League is now 5 seconds of open play then 30 seconds of prepping for a set piece. We can fix this with rule changes: - Teams only get four set pieces per possession - If the set pieces are bad, the other team gets the ball - If they're good, they get four more - Let's call them "downs"

anyhow made an offer on a place, shaking crying throwing up

finally watched following (1999) and lmao he's already Full Nolan right out of the gate. no way they were ready for this

I need a vacation and also a large burlap sack with a dollar sign on it filled with U.S. currency

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"great opportunity!" is realtor for "zero upkeep since the carter administration" I guess

DID YOU KNOW? 30-year-olds used to be considered grown-ups!

Rogers Hornsby: People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. Rogers Hornsby's Therapist: Let's unpack that, Roger. Rogers Hornsby: It's "Rogers"

hexagons gotta be one of the top five shapes

The bums lost, Wrobleski

Blue Jays were sitting pretty and three pitches later the game's over. Crazy.

making Drew Carey host of the Price is Right was such a great idea

oh my god are we gonna jump or jerk off? I'm so tired of this coy bullshit. cut to the fucking chase and let's get it over with.

I think any story about Trump's autocracy should be mostly about the people and institutions who failed to stop it. This guy isn't a political genius, everything else just happens to be rotten. 'Toddler Consolidates Power In Household' is a story about incompetent parents, not shrewd maneuvering

when I was a kid I had an Uncle Snake, a guy my parents worked with at the grocery store whose house they'd hang at from time to time. watched a lot of Batman '66!

I wish this guy would set up shop here. Wild to see how in-your-face they were being at a government building. They'd never even attempt this nowadays. Best we get is absurdist consumer products watchdog (yeoman's work, to be clear)

I know from experience that I have--been off work since Tuesday night--some two thousand emails to get through before I'm back in the office this afternoon. Of which maybe 50 or 60 will be of any relevance to me. I cannot confirm because the outlook app is being very helpful about signing me out.

macy's does not get to try to sell me urbane upscale jazzy christmas cocktail party six days before Halloween

whenever I have occasion to see the network NFL pregame, it's like zero serious coverage of the game. Nobody's breaking down Xs and Os! Why is Cowher playing trivia night emcee

midnite snack: ice cream or whiskey

Rob Manfred allowed a musical performance in the middle of the game because he doesn’t like baseball and doesn’t give a shit.

not to take cancer's side but I don't think we need the jonas bros. here

someone give me your sportsnet dot ca login so I don't have to watch the fox feed. #GameTwo

the dodgers should bring back the old-timey bum character

Back in Ft. Lauderdale for maybe three hours and already in a baffling circle of illogic and aggravation. I have missed this so.

in line outside waiting for doors to see the sword and this line is VERY metal show old guys

rowhouse we looked at ($179k and would need hella work but prime location!) now off the market some 8 hours after we left this morning. fun!

bunch of people out with their dogs this morning to watch the marathon runners, and I said out loud about how many good dogs I'd seen. this golden retriever heard "good dog" and that must be his cue because he got up to sniff me as I went past

You do not have to engage. They are here in bad faith. No one needs to hear about Wayne Chrebet or Chad Pennington. Block New York Jets fans and move on.

Heavens to Betsy Betsy to Heavens Heavens BACK to Betsy Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL

the L.A. Dodgers, the Lesser Great Satan, must be destroyed

So American that the Columbus Day began as an attempt to repair US-Italy relations following the lynching of Italian migrants, but its primary discursive function today is to tell today's Italians they owe no solidarity to today's migrants or the other nonwhites who were getting lynched back when

back in like, 2019, 501s were on sale at the mall in Jax so I got four pairs and have been wearing two of them since. one of the pairs is now worn-through, so I pulled another pair out last night to rinse and air dry before adding them to the rotation still finding Trillian hair. ❤️‍🩹

don't get me wrong, I love that they re-connect down the line, but how could anything drive georgie and mandy apart in the first place? they're so good together!