the moment i decided to become a person who wears crop tops it was all over for you bitches

That's enough Death of the Author. It's time for Death of the Audience. Start running fools

"that's illegal in some countries, showing a married man your gefilte fish in PRIDE MONTH." "IN PRIDE MONTH."

one day you only know a handful of things about dc comics characters, and the next day your favorite robin is tim drake and you're happily 50+ tabs of ao3 links open about it

yeah i'll be playing the fuck outta this one

cathy, on video with mark: oh let me show you dad's new bathroom julia: NO HE CAN'T SEE IT YET, MOM TELL HER NO me: *brings out a slice of coffee cake* julia: THAT'S MOM'S CAKE, MOM--- you get 3 guesses on who the middle(-ish) child is and the first 2 don't count

Today I learned the first weinermobile was in 1936. It could have been sent on a mission to kill Hitler.

i'm a simple dancer main. i see an arena with a drop off the edge, and i fat-finger en avant right to my death mid-pull 😌

recovering from surgery is such an odd process. like bodies do stupid shit all the time, but post-surgery has me examining basic functions like "did i always do that? if so, how did i forget in just under two weeks?"

how many ice cream sandwiches is too many, asking for a me not gonna stop eating them, just curious

{This is my first time, so please take it easy!}

i begin every job resumé with ‘by the time you read this i’ll be dead’

super glad they adjusted the format for pop culture jeopardy this season, it's been soooo much more fun to watch

made my sister take me out for ice cream and it was delicious and now i'm exhausted and it's naptime

the yoga instructor tells me to engage my core. i toggle the swtich and feel my power levels rising. core engaged. plasma vents at 34%. within minutes my shoulder mounted turbo canons will be armed. namaste.

last night i slept straight through from 9:30 to 2am, so let's see if i can make it to at LEAST 5am

note to self: bring some snacks upstairs until i'm allowed to go up and down by myself again

Must-see anime experience! Bring your friends. This will be amazing.

introducing the sacred texts to my tomodachi island

no promises

if you cowardly try to sacrifice your friend, NPS will simply send a second bear

[screams in extended family bullshit]

introduce yourself with 10 acts you've seen live the decemberists coheed & cambria tori amos indigo girls hemlocke springs dreamcatcher panic! at the disco chappell roan the jezabels halsey

i keep thinking about the look my sister made when i told her they remade Amadeus and cackling

The escaped Cirque du Soleil acrobats living in the woods are playing a highly sexualized version of Pokémon that has offended several, but not all, of the local churches.

"he sure talks a lot of shit for someone in power of friendship range" that's it, folks, i've found the only valid ffxiv player in the game

once again: no one hates playing ffxiv more than ffxiv players

bella: *heads outside with a joint* andrew: HEY, what're you doing out there? bella: DRUGS

luv to be drunk and play stupid funny games with friends for hours and hours

Can't believe I forgot to share this. My friends are obsessed with it.

tomodachi life is a STUPID and PERFECT game

Chort

midi versions of 90s anime theme songs

a friend got me kitkats from japan, including a new-to-me flavor (purple sweet potato!) that i am TRYING to savor and not eat all at once (also in the package were peach - which are my personal favorite - and dark cocoa ones 🤤 i am happy retbot)

The furries descended on the carousel at Boston Commons

huge downside to #ffxiv 7.5: can't queue for multiple kinds of duties at the same time anymore. i get that it's probably in preparation for the duty/party finder changes coming soon, but i really hate not being able to queue for an alliance raid AND a dungeon AND a normal raid 😩

wonder if the kid who wrote the tiger poem is aware of its impact

pretty diabolical of squenix to give dragoons a job mechanic that relies on players knowing what "sinister" and "dexter" mean the xiv player-base still doesn't know what side of the boss larboard is, and that's been in the game for like a decade

catching up on fanfest stuff, tentatively excited for evolved job mode as a dancer* main, trying not to read too much into the expac reveal video *between the new phys ranged job incoming and what they showed of the changes to bard.......perhaps a dnc main no more? we'll see.

A huge thank you to Ironmouse for joining us at Fan Festival 2026 in Anaheim! ⚡ Give It All 🦇 Sinister ❄️ Return to Oblivion Rewatch her amazing performance on YouTube! 🎀 sqex.to/NpPhF

*stares off into the middle distance* my gods........this is it........

- we're going to one of the shards - new tank and new ranged dps - focus job is the dark edgy job introduced in a previous expansion - inexplicable crossover raid close enough, welcome back, shadowbringers :p

update about the lvl 20 passive: i think it just gave me an extra attack while in demigod form, which is kind of huge as a spellcaster, so i will not complain

cosmic bloodline sorcerer mod gets even wilder with the levels 13-20 mod (this is the level 19 ability)

first time playing shadowheart's dark justiciar route, & watching the sharrans fight each other in the house of grief was SO funny. like guys you all know you're immune to the same things, stop casting darkness on each other!!

"do the players just pretend to know how to play baseball?" "well, apparently the mets REALLY pretend."

i need a count of how many daily doubles jamie has found since his first game, it's gotta be most of them

i should clean my room and switch out warm/cold weather clothes while everyone's out today, but what if i...be a lazy layabout instead? 🧐