There is no marketing I'm more susceptible to these days than any company saying they don't use generative AI in their projects. I'm a sitting duck for that promise even if they're selling graham crackers or masking tape.

@theonion.com they are coming for you. They are trying to take your niche.

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of COURSE there's a technology the left is excited about

"You always had to make a choice. And the world was always chaos. It's just touching you now" Damn @aabria.bsky.social how an I supposed to sleep after that?

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You can't say "bitch" on a unicorn. #CriticalRoleSpoilers

Going to make some crucifixes out of a liquid polymer and sell them on Etsy They will be called "He is Resin"

Maybe I too, someday, will have dice that make people react like this.

my border proposal is simple. put a bunch of guys with lanterns literally at the border. they say "who goes there" if they hear something, and then a few seconds later "must have been the wind..." if you get past them you become a citizen immediately

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Logout cannot be undone? Then what the fuck is logging in??????

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7ft. 150 lbs #CriticalRoleSpoilers

I'm going to be a better story. #CriticalRoleSpoilers

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Abolish ICE, prosecute and imprison its leaders, impeach and remove the President from office. This is the only sane reaction to a group of armed men kidnapping and gunning down our neighbors in the street.

We're all having an interesting night #CriticalRoleSpoilets

What about to happen to you will not be gentle. Lol #CriticalRoleSpoilers

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I was SO sure @xkcd.com was setting up a "the earth of chaotic evil" joke.

Chihuahuas are flat earthers. Change my mind.

How did the fucking Baron Harkonnen end up on dropout??

Excited to announce GOLLUM, an app that helps you focus on your most precious possession!

Just found out that Google lets you set a custom gender. Hehehe.

Brennan immediately after the opening credits of an episode of D20 versus Brennan immediately after the opening credits of Critical Role.

Being an Ogre is so funny because half the time I look like this and half the time like my pinned tweet.

I'm still proud of this one, even if nobody else likes it.

Translation: Republicans are stupid.

This video just gave a spoiler warning. For the Old and New Testaments.

I'm screaming, and not in a good way.

Elon Musk is a less lovable Dell Boy. Send tweet

And if I said "like a reverse Michael Jackson" would you get the reference? Surely there are more like me?

What is this bullshit? My study got it Tuesday.

Oops, all Alex Ward

"How do you expect to win back men...?" We don't want those men. They are the hot dogs on the floor of humanity and we still have all these nice prepped hamburger patties if someone would just let them cook.

hmm

I feel seen

Chef BoyAreGirl

cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war

Shutting down the government will hurt a lot of people. Not standing up to this fascist bullshut will hurt more.

I feel sick.

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

You ever look through an old hard drive form a laptop you are getting ready to recycle and find some screen shots that you have zero memory of and make you ask deep, difficult questions about yourself? Because wtf is this?

Wait. Wait. Wait. People who don't have an internal monologue- what do they say when they are tired or drunk??

Pink Puppy Pads I'm gonna keep on counting all the Pink Pink Puppy Pads I'm gonna keep on counting down in Woot shopping carts I'm gonna keep on counting all the Pink Pink Puppy Pads, Pink Puppy Pads