Message to American troops You attacked Venezuela Will you attack Mexico? Will you attack Canada? Will you attack Greenland? Will you attack NATO? Because Trump is saying he will so Americans - the whole world really want to know

No one will like every joke you make. That’s because you’re better than them, and they are jealous.

I would hang this art on my wall

My Backwards Mario Limerick for AGDQ: But I don’t think I’m doing this right I’ll donate to the fun Such an impressive speed run Start the game at the end of the fight Backwards World is sure quite a sight

We need Dogpile now more than ever

The wisdom of Mr. Rogers is eternal:

Anyone else's Gramma have a black and cream bathroom? My Gramma is the coolest Also: duck embroidery

A reminder to any canadian (or any) #watercolor artists. Beam Paints is an Indigenous owned company with beautiful plastic-free hues. Their sparkly metallics are to die for www.beampaints.com

At my Gramma's for new years dinner and all I wanna do is play Tetris 🤣😂😭

Accidentally activated my phone came while digging through my purse This is the underside of my kitchen cupboards at the passthrough and my dining room windows plus the kitchen counter plant

It’d be nice if Americans were taking seriously serious action about Trump right now.

Juraj Slafkovský, with 1G, 1A in two periods today, over his last 8 GP: 6G, 6A, 12 pts. Juraj Slafkovský in his previous 34 GP: 9G, 11A, 20 pts.

#Habs Philip Danualt gets an assist on Brendan Gallagher's goal so he does pick-up his 400th #NHL point at least

If there were a stat that measured noticeability, Juraj Slafkovský’s number would be off the charts today.

It sounds like someone is running a leaf blower When there are no leaves because of icy snow At 8am on a Sunday In a city with noise laws from 11pm Saturday to 7am Monday I don't actually know what it was but I hated it lol

I’m getting amazing (unplanned) colour pooling on these socks. Very satisfying, even though I can’t claim credit! #crochet #crochetSocks #colorPooling

Mark Carney turns off geolocation on phone just in case

We're trying to pick a movie to watch and my husband suggested Welcome to Derry even knowing I do not want nightmares for a month. We threw True Lies on our watch list though, so that's fun.

I don't know how many more times I can say that I don't know OR care about the difference between Toxic and Infect. I SO NOT have fun with them for the same reasons. Stop correcting me when I say one and you have the other: I don't care. I don't care to learn. It's casual play.

All the governments of the world planning to deploy their strongest protest T-Shirt slogans

When I get a pop I grab a silicone straw and place that on top of it till I open it. I carried mine through the entire house to my desk and when I went to open it a few minutes later there was a white spider running around on the straw. When I picked up the straw it just ran all up and down it 😑

Cancel the LA Olympics, scrap the World Cup, the United States cannot be a trusted part of the international community so long as the White House operates this violently and with impunity.

People saying this to us like we didn't already know. We know. People that deny it aren't watching closely enough. Their dreams of fascism have been there for years and now they get to have it. It's tearing them apart and the rest of the Americas are too close to it.

Horseshoe Falls Niagara Falls, ON, CA #Canada

First alter of the new year!

Between this and the Woodstock 99 doc I have found out I can't watch things about gross negligence, neglect, and willful ignorance leading to harm. No more.

Colborne Port in Ontario, Canada. #Canada

❌ "Oh my god I'm so sorry I didn't mean to stab you! Please stay with me, help is on its way!" ✅ "Thank you for being so good for me and taking the whole eight inches of that big, long knife. Let's get you patched up, you poor thing."

We're watching the Chernobyl show, guaranteeing I have nightmares for a month. Why do I do this

My cat hates my laugh. Just mine. Anyone else can laugh, but mine makes her run like her tail's on fire. She also just does not like me in general, so this is just another facet of that. But also if we need her out of a room she does respond very well to "ok let's go".

When Whoopi Goldberg was getting into character for Sister Act she went over the top with research and went down a massive habit role.

Sometimes when I think I'm doing too well on board game solo plays I will search "common mistakes [game]" and I am hugely surprised to find that I was only making a single common mistake in Agricola, but it actually didn't affect me in my four games so far.

Today I've woken up stinking 😑 normally I hide this from my husband because he's at work ...but he's off today so it's getting embarassing 😑😑😑😩

Knocking on a door is just clacking your bones on wood Every time I remember this I get real weirded out that we do this I don't have a doorbell so yeah you'll have to continue hitting your bones on my metal-coated door loud enough for me to hear you (I need a doorbell) (Will post old doorbell)

Hen! I wanna take you to a hay bar! I wanna take you to a hay bar! I wanna take you to a hay bar, hay bar, hay bar!

Really hoping that anyone making a "Games to look forward to in 2026" list hasn't forgotten about our game, Forbidden Solitaire, which is due out early in 2026. store.steampowered.com/app/3414580/...

That was a very uncharacteristic Slaf goal Holy

if you still use Twitter please understand that you are enabling and supporting this. It’s only going to get worse, so you may as well leave now and start rebuilding your “following” anywhere else.

Can uncle Nate commentate every night? Habs are cookin

Have some more extravagant jellyfish that may or nay not be space stations

Liquor being classified as an essential is a PROBLEM No one dies of not drinking alcohol. It should be included in entertainment spending.

Ooooooh a boat!

#Habs Jayden Struble IN / Adam Engström OUT and Jakub Dobeš gets the start tonight vs #CarolinaCulture

Jarvis on being snubbed for Team Canada: “I saw a quote that (Justin Williams) said a few years ago: Sometimes gotta eat a shit sandwich, chew on it for a little bit, and it doesn't taste too good, but you move on. And, weirdly enough, that kind of hit home for me.”

Reminded husband about this last night in front of friends. He laughed SO HARD all over again cause he forgot. Oh my god he had all the joy.

Just bought a game on Steam that I had pirated and played for 15hrs last week. I was waiting for this game to come out all year because it was the exact type of game I'd been trying to find. And now, because I confirmed via piracy it actually was what I've been wanting all these years, I have paid.

A friend did not like these Steve Madden boots and gave them to me. I was advised to walk around the house in them first to see if I liked them and because the soles are thick and stiff.