They should invent sleep that makes you feel rested.

You take the blue bottle and the story ends. You wake in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red bottle and you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the spectrum goes.

you seriously haven't heard?? someone called in a wellness check on Pigpen and apparently his parents had been dead so long they were just bare skeletons. everybody's talking about it

A Life Well Wasted 9 will be released one week from today. Here’s the poster design by Olly Moss. Screenprints will be on sale from 9/4 through 9/11 on the ALWW website. Still ad-free! Come back next week.

The president needs to focus on what's important and release Mambos No. 1-4. The people demand answers.

Can we be sure that they weren't waiting for James Dobson to die before releasing Silksong?

Lotta people don't know sedan is short for sedaniel.

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Elon got "friend zoned" by the president.

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@bencollins.bsky.social Business Insider is trying to put you out of business with reality.

Very much looking forward to replaying this on Steam Deck. Fantastic Metroidvania, perfect for a lunch break.

Nobody is brave enough to say it, but Santa Claus has a moral obligation to act upon the contents of the naughty list or else he is complicit in some pretty heinous crimes.

I am so tired of hearing about "echo chambers" it's like someone said it once and now you just hear it over and over again

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Wild to see so many new faces around here. Welcome, glad you're here!

To quote @justinmcelroy.bsky.social - "I'm gonna wake up and keep trying to do good and so are you and nobody gets to vote on that." Damn straight.

Republican talking points in the final week of the campaign:

The woke left doesn't want us asking important questions like, what if cartoons got saved?

The standards for masculinity are unbelievable. I can understand having all the strength of a raging fire, but you want me to also be as mysterious as the dark side of the moon? Unbelievable.

The threat of nuclear war has never been more present as scientists have declared the Doomsday Clock has reached an unprecedented level: "4th meal".

I’m not a “stepstool” I’m the stool that stepped up 💪

Me and the Spider-Man booster seat, enjoying some brews, watching the game.

They have us living in places called Apartment rather than Togetherment, open your eyes

"Your life should not be a museum." "Being alive is as special an occasion as it gets."

If you dress in fancy clothes, you're dressed to impress. If you wear jammies all day, you're dressed to depress.

Dog the Bargain Hunter? Is that anything?

@mangopdf.bsky.social Cookies and cream ice cream. If I @ you here does that count since I can't tweet anymore after nuking my Twitter account from outer space?

The only reason Trump didn't drain the swamp is because that shit has its own ecosystem and Captain Planet would have beat his ass.

You can replace the verses of Monster Mash with the verses of Tik Tok by Ke$ha. Do with this what you must.

Me: *screaming into the arby's* Arby's cashier: I think maybe you're looking for the abyss? Me: ah, my bad, thanks.

::Me, a man of science:: Immortality can only truly be achieved by getting Jack disease and BenjaminButtonitis simultaneously.

Now that I'm married there isn't a reason to post song lyrics so girls think I'm mysterious, but I am probably due for an emo phase again.

Every Robert is just a Bobert in disguise.

This is your Halloween PSA that the human skeleton weighs around 15% of a person's body weight. Even at 200lbs, that's only 30lbs of skeleton. If skeletons came to life and attacked you, you could yeet them pretty damn far.

I made mods for Jedi Outcast in my free time. I once did a book report on The Giver that was just a slapped together platform game I made in Gamemaker using stolen pixel art.

Since my favorite big guy is in the news again:

this haunted french breakfast place is giving me the crepes

Cake is just thicc lasagna. I won't be taking any questions at this time.

John Fetterman size appreciation thread:

Bluesky won't be a true social media platform until the Snidely Whiplash-esque Palmer Luckey gets on here and threatens to drone strike @patrickklepek.bsky.social or whatever again.

the music IP/copyright debate is a surprisingly complex one. i actually disagree with a number of people i respect on this issue. personally — and this is just my personal opinion, not trying to start an argument — i think that everyone who has ever listened to a song should be thrown in prison

Well said. I've disabled my account and I'm never looking back.

Christmas is about Jesus' birth. Die Hard is a Christmas movie. Thus, taking into account the law of the conservation of energy, Die Hard is Christian movie. Thank you for attending my TED talk.