Repeating my old Twitter adage: Is it "discourse" or is it one very loud wrong man we can all block?

I want a gyrocopter so bad

a bisexual cis woman telling me earnestly that i have the best tasting pussy shes ever eaten might have made my ego way bigger than i can handle tbh

lesbian sex be like:

I bet doing a sovereign citizen grift would be so fucking easy. "Yeah just use this warranty null paperwork to get out of a ticket, 1000 dollars please"

If your undead do something that makes them completely different from other zombies you can call them something else. If they don't just call them zombies

KAT WON. FUCK ICE.

and you will learn to bite the hand that feeds if what it gives is poison

People that think X amount of calories from fast food is somehow more than X amount if calories from vegetables need to be shot

I miss being a teachers aide. Shit was fun

Today's bird walk featured a very rare bird for this area... look at this goofy duck goose looking thing. A Black-bellied Whistling Duck. This thing should be in Florida or Central America. What are you doing up here buddy?

To the tune of the "Enter Sandman" chorus FUCK MY DOG FUCK MY DOG FUCK THAT MUTT I'm gonna pound that puppy girl

just a fruity cutie 🥰 🍒

Fighting Type Pokemon are so funny to me. What do you mean there's an animal whose sole purpose is running the ones?

Playing Pokemon Platinum and honestly the player characters friend is way more obnoxious than Gary. He's like obsessed with pokemon in a way that's not healthy

The best part of the internet is everyone can share their passions and talents. The worst part of the internet is everyone can share their passions and talents

She Morks on my Gork till I WAAAAAAGH!

I think I don't like video games anymore

This is so horrific and cruel

if it barely fits i sitz

*kisses* for the couple cutie tips last night.. but you should be spoiling me harder😘💋 #swersaturday #topless #smalltitties #bookslut #spoilMe #allforVee

May they stare. May they MARVEL. May they weep at my presence, in awe of such a chance to gaze upon my being. I am a WOMAN.

I wanna be reincarnated as an elephant

I have a mighty need

CW for Drug Use Comm from someone off site- Maggie except if she had been raised by her c-list rocker dad instead of her mom #nsfw #furryart #incest

Witch House is the most upsetting genre. You look at the title and think "Oh so like Benny Benassi but spooky?" And then its the most bitch made shit

Monthlyish post were I remind people that when I say we should burn facist I'm not making a joke to be edgy but legitimately believe we light people like Stephen Miller on fire

Played Bioshock Infinite again, not a Christian but I felt insulted by that game.

This didn't get enough love

One piece fans will tell you a characters background story is tragic and sad and life changing. Then it's some Tom and Jerry shit and there's less risk involved than DBZ. Completely ass manga

Every loser that unironically adds maxxing to every word is going to be bullied by their kids

bunny sketch

NYT Opinion Columnist are the funniest people alive

It’s gonna be so funny when Clavicular kills himself

This will be the first to go if I don't see tips..

barking and howling and whining incessantly from the cuck doggy bed

I give Marvel Rivals Fice years then it starts dying

I feel like if you explained Clavicular to a suicide hotline operator they'd probably suggest suicide for him

Stancil freaks have the same mindset as Gamergate freaks I would know I was a Gamergate freak

Chewing through her pubic hair

I have no proof of this but I reckon having a certain amount of extreme wealth makes you stupid