It’s not me. It’s the rules. Still makes me smile lots.

Hey Beans! Whatchu looking at? Looks left Oh #Beans #Satchmo #LittleTinyDickhead

Bluesky going to work over on Twitter

Colour cooperations with your smoothie is important.

Good morning from my little tiny dickhead 🥰

Just spent 10 minutes looking for my earbud which fell out. I heard it hit a hard surface and it’s obviously pinged somewhere. Gone for all eternity. Or until one of the dogs finds and destroys it. Obviously.

I am “have to put my reading glasses on just to peel a garlic clove” years old.

STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.

And so it begins. First sign of winter and they’re out there, just lying around waiting to be found. Glove collecting season AW25/26 Glove no.1 #ShibaInu #Beans

“Not Ee” Is it though?? #DoubleBluff

Satchmo hasn’t quite learnt how to use a bed yet, clearly 🐕 #Satchmo

Very mysterious WhatsApp

It’s been a busy time with my work. It’s hard to find a balance or say no to work when you might not have any next week (unlikely, but it’s a freelancer’s worry - right?) Consequently I’ve got too much to do and anxiety. So, obviously I’m sitting on my sofa writing this post.

This happened on Saturday. There was cake 🎂

*taps mic 🎤 Is this’s thing on? Hello?

how it feels to be alive

What say I get one for LTD @sillysillygirl.bsky.social ? 🤣

“LOOK AT MY BUM” shouts the bee to all the other bees.

He’s got a little red bum 🐝 😍 #RedTailedBumbleBee

This baby flamingo is so adorable… 🥰 🦩

When did “Sounds good!” Become a stock response to seemingly everything??

ALERT TO MY BRITISH FRIENDS: IF YOU HAVE NOT READ THE RIVERS OF LONDON SERIES THERE IS A DEAL RIGHT NOW TO GET ALL THE NOVELS AND NOVELLAS FOR THIRTY POUNDS RUN DON'T WALK

Back in the day, Twitter used to be really good if I set up a thread to connect freelancers with clients. Let's see if Bluesky can do it. Clients: if you're looking for freelancers/contractors, get in the comments Freelancers/contractors: get in comments Everyone else: boosts appreciated

Hot dogs. Gave up on trying to work out the treat dispenser.

The new addition. He’s been with us 4 days. We’ve had Beans for 7 months and whilst she’s happy we noticed her happiness upped a notch when she was with another dog. Understandable. For the first year of her life she lived with 15 others Shibas. Then we whipped her away and she was a single dog 🥺

Someone needs to bring a big arena rock sized amplifier up in front of the White House and just put sad trombone on infinite loop.

@sulis.bsky.social Remind you of the Freds?

Taken on yesterday morning’s dog walk.

Cute cat being cute 🖤🤍 #LittleTinyDickhead

Happy dog 🧡 #ShibaInu

Balloons don't go to heaven. They fall back to Earth and many birds and wildlife become entangled resulting in death. There are many other ways to celebrate life that aren't harmful to the environment and wildlife!

Nil by mouth so of course I’ve dreamt about food all night 🙄

LTD: If I creep away slowly she might give up. Beans: COME BACK. WHY WON’T YOU LOVE ME?? I think it took every ounce of Beans’ self restraint not to belly crawl after him 🤣 #LittleTinyDickhead #Beans

When you’re trying to take a picture of your outfit but the damn cat won’t move out the way #LittleTinyDickhead #DressForWorkWorkFromHome

🧘‍♀️ #SwearyAffirmations

When a friend knows you very well and sends you a gift… I have a lot to thank Twitter for. I’ve found some bloody good friends - I found my people ❤️ #SwearyAffirmations

Me: I’ve so much work to do. Also me: #Beans #ShibaInu

Labour have chosen to make poor people poorer rather than - Rejoin the European Union - Stray from arbitrary fiscal rules - Tax the inconceivably wealthy - Borrow to invest in broken public services* *National debt is at 95.5% of GDP. In 1947 when the NHS was established, it was 238%.

The sun is shining, the birds are singing, today would be a glorious day to tax the rich and fine the swindlers

Here 45 seconds of the Dickhead and his morning shower ritual #LittleTinyDickhead

Corporation tax bill just landed. If you need me I’ll be in the corner, crying.

Those of you that’ve followed me on various platforms over the years may remember when the Dickhead used to come on our walks with Pintsize? He used to hide in bushes and jump out at her, much to her bemusement Yesterday he was brave enough to join us with Beans! 🧡🖤🤍 We even ended up with a convoy

I persuaded the CatSherriff to go into the bedroom so the DogOutlaw could peacefully make her way past. #Peacemaker

This feels like Beans has just walked into a saloon in a Western and it’s all about to kick off

Beans vs The Dickhead. She kinda wants to play but is kinda scared. He’s just inside the door. He just sits there watching her. Then runs at her. She runs off making a drama as if he’s attacked her. Then runs back to him. And repeat. #Beans #LittleTinyDickhead

“Any chance to see your beautiful face?” Firstly, the audacity…coming from someone who hasn’t even added a profile picture. Secondly, if you haven’t ever seen it how do you know I have a beautiful face?

Photo bombed #DressForWorkWorkFromHome

Mammogram this morning. Not fun but necessary. Morning Bloobs x

Five things you might not know about PIP and a thread. 1) PIP is not a ‘benefit’ of disability, it’s welfare support to cover the additional costs of living with chronic illness or disability - medicine, transport, therapy, specialist equipment (and no, not all of these are available on the NHS)