This will get precisely zero coverage on the BBC. Such is their delusional level of normalisation of this absolute numbskull.

Terrible restaurant could close unless people enthusiastically embrace bad food, complains chef.

Almost funny that the Trump madness has meant 'Brexit' is being bandied around globally as a generic term which basically means 'doing the very worst possible thing to your own nation'. #bbcpm

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“This is ‘sell America’ again within a much broader global risk off,” Krishna Guha, head of global policy and central banking strategy at Evercore ISI, wrote in a note to clients. www.cnbc.com/2026/01/20/s...

also, side note, but why are these deranged outbursts by a deranged racist & misogynist ‘embarrassing’ for Starmer, who’s trying to prop up a security alliance in the face of madness, and not ‘embarrassing’ for the journalists working on these stories who’ve done so much to sanewash Trump?

not only is this an appalling take which attacks Starmer for the actions of a lunatic and not the lunatic, but also strays well beyond ‘unbiased’ reporting

Again a BBC News report which skips Trump's cognitive decline. No mention he published a text from Macron, no mention of him looking at a map of Canada and Greenland under US control. His clear lack of grip is a no-go area for them. It's ALL about the perceived humiliation of Starmer. #wato

Did anyone in the crack BBC News squad ask Mike Johnson why the Epstein Files are still to be published? #wato

"Look, I get it, he's mental but what the fuck do you want me to do?" - Labour +45%

Quite.

This is (1) disgraceful at a moment of national danger, (2) laughably unserious and (3) deeply unwise when the President is obviously becoming incapacitated and the most unpopular person in the whole UK. Utterly disqualifying.

Compare & contrast. This is Trump’s demand for Greenland. And this is Hitler’s for the Sudetenland. There is no difference. The language. The unstoppable need to dominate. The megalomania. It’s the same. And Keir Starmer’s response is appeasement. We are in that moment. 1/

UK politics the last 30 years has been a case of the old pulling up the drawbridge for the young.

Seems a good day to share this, from Rubio last May.

Wish #BBCSport would just leave Katie Boulter be. The chasm between how good they desperately crave her to be, and how good she is gets bigger every year. #AustralianOpen

Webb and Robinson have been truly despicable this morning. Britain needs a Culture Secretary willing to act. #r4today

Blue Robbo facilitating Tory/Reform talking points through the medium of low-wattage Tory oddity IDS. #r4today

For God's sake Europe, pull the World Cup plug NOW. #r4today

Blue Robbo: 'Trump is an irrational maniac, what are YOU going to do about it?!?!' It's as if Grange Hill had a radio station. Man is such a childish moron. #r4today

Timeless post - Blue Robbo is an angry, pointless prick. #r4today

Just finished All That Man Is by David Szalay, a wildly good book. If you haven't already, read it.

I want a hot take and I want it now.

The world’s wrongest man, Daniel Hannan, contending that Trump’s utter unfitness for office only emerged *yesterday*… Because it’s the only way the irredeemable idiot can cling on to the delusion that he’s not an irredeemable idiot.

Anyone offering a price on Donald Trump winning #Eurovision?

Dollar slips as Trump’s Greenland threats reawaken ‘sell America’ fears ft.trib.al/2QmASGe

Trump's cheerleaders said he would be a "global peacemaker" who would make the world "safer and stable" and mocked all those warning about the threat he posed as being "hysterical". Why Trump's apologists need to apologise for their own role in the calamity now unfolding

Still no Epstein Files.

God... This. And then this again.

I'm good thanks. I think I probably won't move to the country where the authorities pump out neo-Nazi memes and masked militias roam the streets.

Well, let's just hope Prince Harry rinses the Daily Mail for every last penny.

Starmer has handled Trump pretty much as well as one could expect and gets precisely zero credit for it. The mind forever boggles if Farage, Badenoch or Truss had been PM since his inauguration. #r4today

Farage would have given Trump Scotland by now. #r4today

That interview by Amol Rajan of the Trump trade apologist was a new low in embarrassing #r4today softballing.

Northern Lights over Greenland 🇬🇱

Deutsche Bank here with the good stuff. Game on.

Springsteen at an unbilled performance at a Parkinson’s benefit Sat. in NJ— “…send a message to this President. And as the Mayor of that city has said, ‘ICE should get the fuck out of Minneapolis.’ So this one is for you, and the memory of the mother of three and American citizen Renee Good.”

No mention of the World Cup or Olympics...well done lads. www.thetimes.com/article/b9ad...

It’s a real shame that Nigel Farage is too unwell to do interviews the morning after Donald Trump threatens us with sanctions. Here he is with “the bravest man he ever met”. He campaigned to make Trump President, and has spent the last year enjoying all the chaos he has caused.

Time for The Mirror to dust off the chicken suit! #Farageisaspinelessturd #bbclaurak

Things our intrepid Laura won't ask Nigel Farage: * Why he asked a Congressional hearing to sanction the UK * Why he was a serial racist bully at school *Why he appointed a traitor to lead Reform in Wales #bbclaurak

As the principled Nigel Farage's boycott of the BBC drives relentlessly on, he prepares to make his record-extending 9,427th appearance on a leading BBC News show. #bbclaurak

Donald Trump is going to impose 10% tarrifs on the UK unless we agree to let him invade Greenland. I condemn all those who have enabled him, particularly those who told Congress to sanction the UK.

Rare combative tone from Keir Starmer on the Trump tariffs tonight, as he stands up for Greenland/Denmark. "Applying tariffs on allies for pursuing the collective security of NATO allies is completely wrong. We will of course be pursuing this directly with the US administration."

There could be as many as nine teams here qualified for World Cup '26, while France, England, the Dutch and Germans are among the favourites. Fuck him. Pull them out. Now. He's an abject prick and has turned the US into an unsafe pariah.

Some good news, best wishes to Damien Martyn. Martyn was given '50/50' chance of survival - www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricke...

Americans increasingly consider the economy weak and now blame Trump more than Biden. In new @wsj.com poll, 58% of voters say Trump's policies are most responsible for the current economy compared with 31% who fault Biden's policies. @aaronzitner.bsky.social www.wsj.com/politics/ele...