Happy Celebrations on the bar day 🎄

I’ve had far more Prosecco than is good for me, so this is probably the only time this year that I’m going to be mellow enough to wish you all a happy Christmas xx

Fifty fucking two! Cheers

RIP Chris

Don’t judge me Lorna. It’s Christmas

At a funfair with a man I met on the internet. Happy Saturday

Oh. My. Fucking. God. #Worldcup2026

Listening to Last Christmas because it is an all-time banger and George didn't die on Christmas Day for you to disrespect his memory by participating in Whamageddon

An extra reason not to put a tree up this year.

It’s clear to anyone paying attention that Farage won’t investigate the Russian infiltration of Reform. The Prime Minister must step up and launch a national investigation.

As somebody who was badly bullied at school, I can assure Nigel Farage that it doesn’t feel like ancient history or banter. The anxiety and insecurities it all induced still follow me round today. Despicable turd of a man.

“Treat people as if they were what they ought to be and you help them become what they are capable of being.” Johann Wolfgang von Goethe. There’s something magical about letting people be. Letting them shine in the ways that make sense to them. 🧡 #kindness #positivity #belief #compassion

“Quiet, Piggy” would be fitting for his tombstone.

this is actually impressive, making up a brand new nobel peace prize replacement is a genuine innovation in bribery absolutely nobody does corruption like FIFA

Found a nice spot to spend the afternoon. Happy Friday, and fuck the Tories, Reform and all right wingers.

My 79 year old aunt has just had her first tattoo done. She even got a sweet and a sticker afterwards. Total legend ❤️❤️❤️

Fab day with friends made on that other place.

So, Sunday Times runs with latest poll showing Farage winning if there was an election now. But makes NO mention of Reform’s collusion with Russia. And this is how democracy gets beaten to death in the dark. Voters are not being told the truth. Reform is given the stage but is NEVER held to account.

Mark Steel singing Mardy Bum and Love Cats in the interval of his own show was just the tonic I needed. Legend.

I wish the BBC would stop blowing smoke up Farage’s arse and read the fucking small print. Reform would stitch them up straight away.

Just in case it is actually rapture day, I’m eating the fancy Halloween chocolate now.

Dear BBC. Trump’s claims aren’t ‘extraordinary’ or ‘controversial’. They’re total bollocks, and very dangerous. Thank you for your attention to this matter. #r4today

People say the BBC lack flexibility in the modern digital era, but the launch and roll out of their 24 hour Charlie Kirk News channel in a matter of hours was pretty impressive.

One good thing about being back at work, Fridays feel like Fridays again. Cheers 🥂

I haven’t got it in me to celebrate anyone’s death, but we really shouldn’t be celebrating Charlie Kirk’s life. Stop it. #r4today

First day back at school, and I’m out out. I just don’t care.

I guess this is what we're going to have to get used to... NHS Worker (and British citizen of Filipino origin) with 15 years of service abused whilst walking with her family in W Yorkshire. She's leaving the country and I'm sorry. The tone from the top is always heard at the bottom.

Happy Friday. Last night of the holiday. I just love the mountains, even in the pouring rain. Cheers all, and fuck the flagshaggers.

Video shows a blanket knitted by Irish activists as a tribute to Palestinian children killed in Gaza. Each square of the blanket represents 10 of the nearly 19,000 children killed by Israeli forces in the besieged enclave.

The eldest isn’t with us, and the youngest won’t have her picture taken, so we’re recreating photos without them.

Turns out I’m more Frank Spencer than Julie Andrews. Who knew? 🤣 Went arse over tit. Twice.

A room with a view… If anyone wants me, I’ll be eating my own weight in cheese, and skipping through the mountains like Julie Andrews.

Eldest just sent me this. Nice to have some good news 🥂💕

Happy Friday from Donaghadee. Seaside action, and a G&T in Ireland’s oldest pub. Cheers

Have arrived in Belfast for the weekend. First stop, pub, obviously.

Ah, Ray Brooks we’ve lost another voice from our childhoods.

Boozy picnic anyone?

Back early from the pub. Bit of totp in order. This is not totp! #totp

Happy Friday. Heading into the weekend like

I wrote to M&S about the stupid lingerie department story - confirms nobody offered a bra fitting to a teenage girl. The Telegraph and JK can (always) do one.

Pet Shop Boys, new kitten, and a fab weekend with friends. ❤️ Quite tired now.

Kitten update. She’s here! ❤️

Waiting for Pet Shop Boys. Fought my way to the front to meet the legend that is @weirzone.bsky.social

Trains were all cancelled out of MK so it’s been a roundabout way into London. No matter, we’re finally Cardiff bound and I have M&S cocktails for the journey.

Such a ballache logging into my ticketmaster account. My password now contains a bad swear word if you were wondering how it’s going.

The orange twat is everywhere today. Time to deploy the Janey picture and turn the news off.

Lucy Bronze is hard as fucking nails. Total legend 💪🏻

They’ve only bloody done it! Get in! #Lionesses

Starting early. Happy Friday!