Just been to a book signing with this absolute legend. Charlie Chuck - Ill Tell Yer That Out Now!!

There is one sad thing about Doris Karloff’s demise. It’s a pity she couldn’t hang on until my birthday.

I know, I know. You should never speak ill of the dead. But… Fuck that bigoted old oxygen thief. Good riddance.

Just watched the new/last Jackass Movie. Wee Man on good screw for doing his usual fuck all. Pretty fucking gross in places…as you would expect. Ending stolen from the Young Ones. #Jackass #BestAndLast

Yeah. Get me Gianni Infantino, i’ll tell him to change the result. Bye Bye Loser👋🏼 #USMNT  #Belgium  #USABEL #FIFAWorldCup #TrumpIsALoser #Trump

Get Sausage Fingers on the blower to Gianni. Lets have this ban overturned. Its only fair right? #FIFAWorldCup #England #WC2026

So we just ignore the ban for the red card right!? Just like #USMNT I mean, Balogun’s card wasn’t rescinded so that doesnt matter. The orange peado just got #FIFA to defer the ban?🤷🏼‍♂️ #England #Norway #Mexico #FIFAWorldCup

ENG-ER-LAND 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼 Off you trott to buy your Norway flags Scotland and Wales🤣🤣 #England #FIFAWorldCup

Daughter has been in hospital for the last couple of months, not for the first time. I shudder to think what her care is costing. Without the NHS we would have lost everything and she would still be very ill. It must be protected.

#England #FIFAWorldCup #WorldCup2026 youtu.be/oMAFme1hBH0?...

Mad how Tommy Twelve Names keeps bumping into these right wing nonces. He is almost a magnet for them 🤷🏼‍♂️ #JustSaying #RaiseTheColours

See ya #Germany  Bye👋🏼 #FIFAWorldCup #WorldCup2026

Emma Raducanu out of #Wimbledon a day early.

Yes Sir You can book it… #YesSir #England #FIFAWorldCup #WorldCup2026

Well I suppose buying flags of whoever #England are playing is cheaper than travelling to Mexico and buying tickets…So there is that lads. Small Victories #WorldCup2026 #FIFAWorldCup

🎶Froggy went a-courtin' he did ride, Crambone! ... And a revolver by his side, C-C-C-Crambone!!

Defence was iffy first half, but their Keeper stopped us getting 7 or 8. It’s a start. Mon the #England Oh, and let’s not trash the place tonight eh!? #ENGvCRO #WC2026 #FIFAWorldCup

He’s Back. #FIFAWorldCup #WorldCup #WorldCup2026

@louisep.bsky.social #FuckTheToriesFriday Hope you are going good. Xx

James Hird prepares to take over at Essendon

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Wu of to Spoons to get leathered and off home with a full English carry out. #Snooker

WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU #Snooker #BBCSnooker

“All you want is a chance”✅ Just need “could that be his last shot” for my bingo card. #Snooker

Cant believe he has chucked a Jimmy White in there. 😩 #Snooker #BBCSnooker

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Happy Anniversary to those who celebrate.

I know you all know, but it needs saying again. Trump is fucking deranged. He has completely lost the plot and unfit to have his finger on that fucking button. #Trump #MAGA #FuckTrumpet #Cockwomble

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Southgate Out #ENGJAP

Ayaaaaaazzzz.

The boy passed his driving test this morning. First time. Which was nice 👍🏼

30 years ago today. The release of Firestarter sits closer to England’s 1966 World Cup win than it does to Today. #Firestarter #Prodigy #KeithFlint #Old youtu.be/wmin5WkOuPw

Just heard about that #Forgotten80s weirdo. WTF!? Why would you think that behaviour was acceptable. After all the investigations over recent years? In an era where victims are more empowered to come forward? He thought he could being a slimy pos better? Bewildering

A pint of #MattGoodwin tears please. Sold out? #NigelFarage tears? Any #ReformUK will do to be honest. Thank you. #DentonAndGorton

How gutted was Mountbatten this morning when he sussed out “The Lads” hadnt got him a strippergram for his birthday!?😆

They get what? Some half time those Yanks. We got half an orange at best🤷🏼‍♂️😆 #SuperBowl  #SuperBowlLX  #SuperBowl2026

Massive #SexPistols fan here. 47 years Ago Today we last a talentless oxygen thief. Well… He was though #JustSaying

Vomit inducing. How very fucking dare you Paul? youtu.be/hmNocMeL3AA

Monty On The Run Jarle H. Olsen playing the music of Rob Hubbard. Takes me back to being 12 years old. Outstanding #MontyOnTheRun #C64 #Commodore64 youtu.be/9ASRqEkrm4k?...

Brook gonna end up being top scorer here🤣 #SLvsENG #SLvENG

Anyone else got a blank screen for #BBC3 and #BBC4? #totp #totp99

RIP Davo #PrisonerCellBlockH Patsy King 1930-2026

Yes, It is where Adam Ant ripped Prince Charming from!

Absolute brute! 14 years old now. Mouthier than ever when it comes to treat time!

Lunch. Mmmmmmmmmm

6 days in Hospital. Blagged my way out. Possibly not my clearest bit of judgement. The doctors and nurses do know best after all. Ah well, im sure if I get through the first 48 hours…ill be fine!🤣

Re:- The Double Flu Infection on top of Emphysema. Still nowhere near but the 24/7 oxygen mask disguises a multitude of ill’s. Chest still completely clogged but the nebuliser is chipping away at it. Making a load of horrible noises breathing in and out. Might be out Thursday or Friday if im lucky

Yes…I have Flu A AND Flu B…at the same time. In the words of Jose… So I'm not one of the bottle. I think I'm a special one. Couple of days in James Cook Hospital it is then🫡