Americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system.

SEE

very fucking amused at how much of the Galo/Lio playlist I made at the height of my Promare fandom can be repurposed for StrickPage/HouseFire/whatever y’all wanna call them 👀 🏠🔥🥃 “Im livin’ for givin’ the Devil his due/And I’m burning, I’m burning, I’m burning for you” I mean come onnnn ayy

v amused by this shirt @jboykitten.bsky.social’s partner alerted me to which I had to instabuy. he ofc is now slightly annoyed with her for enabling my bad habits 😹

So, I'll be 40 in November, and I've decided to start a blog. The idea is to chronicle 40 wrestlers that have made an impact on me as a person. I hope you will join me as these entries post over the coming months in an exercise thats part nostalgia, part therapy Raisedbythering.com

current EDM fans hearing the new Tiësto track: ugh so boring and formulaic and blah blah blah me, an Old sitting in the corner reminiscing about my high school/college days: EVERYONE SHUT UP TIËSTO IS MAKING TRANCE AGAIN 😭😭🙌🙌

trying out a new depression treatment where i Fuck Hard until i don't want to kill myself anymore. it's going great so far

"Hilton is — and has always been — a welcoming place for all. We are also engaging with all of our franchisees to reinforce the standards we hold them to across our system to help ensure this does not happen again." Guys, have you heard of the Paradox of Tolerance? Are you now the Nazi hotel?

oh ALSO especially loved being accused of shouting at my manager (complete with a "wow are you okay, do you need to go calm down") for the simple crime of *checks notes* my voice cracking at the same time as being startled and therefore answering louder than usual. and again, no explanation accepted

really wish my department would hire like ONE more autistic person for me to Furby bond with because I swear to god some days trying to talk to the normie brains back there is like bashing my head against a wall repeatedly

flying to USA tomorrow for MAGFest so i'm posting positive things because i know they check social media i'm going to Maryland where I hope to catch up on the local sports team the uhhh *googles* Frederick Flying Cows??? lol no way, that rules

me, going through a different playlist in the shower for once: oooh maybe I should add Franz Ferdinand's "Michael" to the karaoke practice list bc it will make certain people laugh me getting to the chorus: oh absoLUTEly not

welp looks like if I want a mini throwback Whalers jersey for the kids imma have to make that happen myself bc they sure don’t exist irl dammit 🙃

gotta say, the slogan here does not inspire confidence in this eatery whatsoever lmao

Tips to Impress with Stokely Rathaway, vol. 1: instead of wasting cash at the cafe, make your fancy drinks at home and write all on the cup like your fave barista made it specially for you. everyone will be impressed with your ratty rizz 😎🐀

if everyone says that thing we're not supposed to say they couldn't possibly get us all in trouble

NO. NO MORE NEWS. ENOUGH NEWS. I DEMAND OLDS

ayyy caught a second shiny hathoot which means time to evolve and add to the goofy nickname fam yay

Live Sex Conflagration

Him and Hangman are finally gonna kiss on live TV

You can still use the classic "I am 30 or 40 years old" for another 10 years, though!

it's 2026 now and I can only use my "thirty[mumble] years old" joke for six more months fuck 😢🙃

wishing @ausdebiru.bsky.social a v happy Year of the Horsegirl

The publication I write for ran by my husband published this statement about our refusal to cover the local DPAC production of Harry Potter and the Cursed Child. I'm so proud of them.

in accordance with tradition, it is time for the yearly sharing of January Hymn pls partake with me

it takes two tango. or... whatever 💃✨ #wrestlingart #aew 🤼

I got fuckin 6-7'd by my therapist today while talking about middle school traumas what does this mean fort future

the in-laws sent the annual Box O’ Meat for Christmas again so since neither of us have the spoons for the party we planned to go to it’s time to play amateur steakhouse tonight yay should have included a cross section but I inhaled this too quickly to get a good one sorry not sorry

aggressively lip-syncing along to "No Broke Boys" in the bathroom mirror while fixing my hair as if I am not, in fact, the broke boy she speaks of

pretty sure if you told a kid the "why is 6 afraid of 7" joke they'd explode

one of my favorite stories is how @jamiesessions.bsky.social and I met Rob Van Dam at a Huddle House in N. Augusta after December to Dismember we weren’t going to bother him but our waitress fangirled out harder than we did and got him to take pics with all of us on my flip phone 😂

Came up with the phrase "pussy so hot you need an oven mitt to fist me" and that's just gonna be in my head now

ugh so of course the website on the business card doesn't exist anymore :\ also it's really hard to see but if you look at the top right of the frame you'll notice it has a really subtle dragon-scale motif?? I didn't even notice that till I got home, I love it

gonna make a “Boyholes for Bussi” shirt and get myself kicked out of the Lenovo Center after getting it on the jumbotron 🏒🚌🚌

Found this absolutely amazing piece of artwork at Goodwill for the princely sum of $8 🤯 immediately had to take it home with me for the bedroom I swear once again the framing alone probably cost at least quadruple that. also definitely going to look up more of this artist’s work now

found some boxless fufus (the best kind) at Burlington for $10 apiece and they are the perfect canvas for me to fuck around with customization on! Just alcohol markers and gloved fingers to blend in, went great! I plan on messing around with UV gel nail polish for some facial features as well 😊

sick to death of everything having its own "Wrapped" at the end of the year now regardless of if it makes sense or not I do not need an email from the Pharmacy Tech Certification Board informing me of my "Wrapped" CE credits for the year what the actual hell y'all

this is my goddamn brother lmao. the queerness, it is clearly blood shared

Gathered the kids around for a holiday group portrait, they only stayed still bc I promised them all plenty of soup afterward idk why soup became a thing in bubu lore but it tickles me

every time I listen to “Victory Lap” I’m still not 100% sure what they mean by ‘pussy like a beatbox’ but regardless I’m pretty sure it me

Skye cannot WAIT to get out of this stuffy ass dress and back to something more comfortable for committing minor arson in 🎄🔥🧯

why did you transition, wrong answers only: took a bath with a trans colored Lush bomb whoops

clearly I’m a masochist! I pull for the Hurricanes! watching us go from two 2-0 periods to letting the Panthers score 5 in one period on us is the fucking best! 🙃🙃🙃 please end my suffering

Why did you transition, wrong answers only: lost a hair vs. gender match against Ricochet (I intentionally threw the match)

nah nvm that Bubbakoos has an inverse Quesarito (appropriately named the Burritodilla) that fucking slaps

times getting so tough I gotta make the kids get jobs too to supplement the income jfc

sadness and despair is being a Hurricanes fan 🥲😔

the Quesarito is back and it’s almost six fuckin dollars are you fuckin kidding me I’ll try and make my own at that point

remembering the Festivus celebrations we used to have in Myrtle Beach and dammit I miss my friends lmao