sad to see Catherine O'Hara has died, as reported this morning. I'm asking all my friends to join me in a celebratory Day-O in her memory.

This trope that’s popping up in modern thriller and dark-romance books about ‘I am worried I don’t turn out like my multiple-felon father, who was arrested long ago’ is REALLY not my favorite, to be honest. Especially when I mostly read thrillers and my partner listens to Dark-Romance audiobooks.

My body is a machine that turns sugary soda into kink scenes.

After this awful weather clears, it’s long past time I really sell out properly. I’m starting a new series where I prompt an AI to construct a BDSM scene and then my top tries to follow its nonsensical and unappealing script. It’ll triple my OF views overnight, I’m sure of it. /obv not serious

putting the Duo owl in chastity, let's see how high YOUR streak gets, buddy

...I'm sorry, Chuck D is doing W H A T

Deep dance game lore Back when teams like the Black Hoodie Mafia were relevant

Holy smokes how bad is this movie that it’s already tanked and appeared on streaming? Apparently I have to be nice and not make fun of it OR sing along to my favorite number (for good) This is gonna be rough, it’s soju time.

in accordance with tradition, it is time for the yearly sharing of January Hymn pls partake with me

r/dirtym4m4r4r: seeking stealth sadist to relive some spicy nostalgia bombs [hosting] Please teach my brain to give up on ideas, or at least not tell my ex who knows how to absolutely WRECK me.

‘After seeing some gey sheeet at the bottom, deffo unfollowing’ Congrats, internet. We’ve managed to raise a group of idiots that are simultaneously too afraid to say swear words to get unmonetized, but bold enough to be bigots aggressively at the same time. It’s upsetting for the whole culture.

Newly minted trans masc friend in my life. What's a good gender affirming gift for he hims?

I’m still making shoots and stuff, I’ve just been so lazy about doing any editing and posting lately. Sorry, this weather just makes for extremely nonfunctional cat. I promise I’ll go back to posting the silliest porn you’ve ever seen shortly.

sorry you didn’t achieve the mental clarity to realize that it’s okay to be friends with people after you’ve boned them for an inordinately long amount of time sucks to suck, weirdos

If you carry a membership card in your wallet to a swingers club that hasn’t existed in years, you might be a redneck hoebag.

Is it possible to be a Wife Guy for someone else’s wife, or is that just stalking?

www.usatoday.com/story/news/n... Oh, which groups of people overwhelmingly have this degree? Well geez, time to cut its value.

Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made. Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊

Ahhhhh I don’t want a content strategy I don’t want to strategically repost in circuits, I just want to get my butts out on the internet and maybe parlay that into having more dicks to suck. Make the internet stop trying to offer me things and sell me things and lure me back into CONTENT brain.

Strip VS: Catherine/Full Body It’s time to let these bitches know that I saw this game when it was considered for e-sports

Since it came up in conversation tonight, how much do you think I’d have to raise in startup capital to run a kink-themed cruise ship company…

since it came up in conversation tonight I gotta know if there’s a contingent of tops out there that engage in waxING play, like mean hair removal surely that’s gotta be a thing somewhere

Please enjoy the scientifically proven and peer-reviewed health benefits of eating my ass

Make me stop being lazy and actually do shoots again. I even think the extra weight I’ve gained would still work. I liked this set and I never bothered to finish the editing for the previews OR the fullset. It was so nice getting to do both the cute part and the spicy part in the same shoot.

Re: coming out bsky stories - I’ve always just kind of done stuff. Dated girls in college. I started dating a guy at 21 and he showed up with flowers to our first (non-hookup-car-backseat) actual date, so I just never really hid it. I got involved in my first poly situation at about 23.

When you get old and don’t have time for subtlety anymore, the Art of The Pitch becomes a beautiful thing:

I’m remaking the TenmaKurai online presence if any studio actually follows through. Consistency be damned

My weekend plans now that there’s no work for a while

I managed to get lost on the way back from my polling place, which is about four blocks from my house. I think my brain might be cooked from the last work trip.

WHYYYY would you change the notification sound, that's so obnoxious literally nobody will make a competing platform as long as you just stop changing things and continue to run the shit the way it's worked for years now

I can't decide if I should be nervous about an upcoming flight due to a lack of air traffic controllers or if i should be nervous about the giant hurricane parked next to my destination

US Center for SafeSport removes language involving gender presentation from its description of bullying/abuse. I knew there was a reason I was avoiding reading this updated document x.x

Might think I’m weird, but I’m still fucking here. That is why I’m tight.

Ice cream for breakfast

At least my world languages are good enough to correctly pick between Sieviešu and Vīriešu And not cause an incident :p

It’s finally happened. I’ve forgotten which places I’ve been before. I can’t tell if this is a sign I’m traveling too much, or just my brain getting worse over time.

I’m starting to get only advert follows and interactions, so I guess it’s time to stop having opinions and go back to posting kink/queer-adjacent porn instead.

Concerning. Another app just changed a bunch of settings to prevent and blur images, without telling or asking me about it. It’s possible that’s from traveling/regional laws, but regardless I’m not really happy about the endless concern-trolling that nobody REALLY wants to be an adult, right?

Too young to get bitter over it all Too old to retaliate like before Too blessed to be caught ungrateful, I know So I'll keep dancin' along to the rhythm

The words ‘I’m making an Ube Russian’, spoken while holding a shaker, should be grounds for immediate detainment and mental evaluation.

MotL6 Pump It Up post-mortem thoughts in the discord Feel free to poke me with your thoughts and responses regarding PIU at MotL6, either as a participant, volunteer, or viewer so I can leave a good base for whoever runs these events in the future. discord.com/channels/424...

EX FUCKING SCUSE ME??? @dameforuna.bsky.social @rualisk.bsky.social youtu.be/koiX_Wspatw?...

Thank you to everyone who has accompanied me on this journey. Running OhioDDR has meant the world to me, and while I’m a little sad to move on, it’s the right time. I know @f4sh10n.bsky.social @tnaps.bsky.social and @phuzion.bsky.social care as much as I do. You’re all in good hands.

I still have two days of Ohio and then I have to do SO MUCH SCROLLING TO CATCH UP on my bluesky feed once I’m back in a place where I can see the porn posts again.

PIU Co-Op at MotL6 was a trip! Final results! 4th place FULLMODE jonathan / mystic 3rd place TEAM NO EDEN404 / BlueBuster 2nd place HEY GUYS mattmiller / ABOLISHICE 1st place Here Comes Dr. Tran! doctor_oran / jqtran

Wanna get hype for the concert tonight? Here’s a thread of recommended listening for our support acts! Tweak!: ravestationrecords.bandcamp.com/track/scorch...

Oh, interesting. An all-white geriatric CrossFit box wannabe without any of the safety concerns.

Folks going to MOTL - anyone have spare space at a room at Best Western? For various reasons I wasn't able to confirm travel until recently, and all hotel rooms there had sold out.