lmao david byrne showed the video of the ice agents tripping over themselves while trying to run after a biker on wacker drive during the “life during wartime” segment of his chicago show tonight

Happy Halloweenish! I wrote about one of my favorite movies of all time. open.substack.com/pub/blunderi...

Art is propaganda!!! lol

It’s funny that the song “Let's Hear It for the Boy” is a woman singing about how her mediocre boyfriend deserves a round of applause and it was written by two men. And it’s catchy as hell. The perfect crime.

I wish my enemies knew I existed

my god there has never been a more accurate use of this

chef boyar-girl on VIP when

if you’re gonna go for “no kings” it should be less american revolution and more french revolution open.substack.com/pub/blunderi...

It's weird that they're basically making up an enemy group and they still chose to call them the Anti Fascists

so glad late night hosts are back speaking truth to power

I bet a Delilah-based white noise machine would fix me if one were to exist

Elphaba’s name should be Elphraba. Why did nobody ask me before it was too late to fix it?

The thing about special needs is that they’re needs. They’re not special wants.

this is a shorter one open.substack.com/pub/blunderi...

If democracy worked the way it was sold, it would still be a terrible system. Why should everyone get a say in everything? Why do so many people get to decide on shit that is none of their business or concern and doesn’t affect them? Why do you get more of a say on some stranger’s life than they do?

“Well, I can’t make you doing anything…” Oh, I know. That’s why I’m telling you that I’m not going to do it.

If you had asked then, “How big of a role do you think Comedy Central’s The Man Show will play in the fall of America,” I bet a lot of people would have said, “Probably a big one!” But NONE of them would have correctly predicted how it would happen.

New on Substack CW/Spoiler - Eugenics (of course) open.substack.com/pub/blunderi...

Okay so I need to vent about 9/11 as a brown person. I had a pretty strong reaction yesterday with all of the stuff going on and 9/11 always hits hard but I have learned to ignore it because I’ve learned there is a monumental lack of compassion for non-whites and immigrants to that day.

To avoid speak ill of the dead any further, fuck Charlie Kirk’s widow for using the fact that a fascist white guy killed her fascist white husband to call for vengeance on the people who had nothing to do with any of it, the people that both her husband and his killed decided were subhuman.

i wish all the people who got fired for extremely banal jokes or observations on social media a very get a big settlement

This woman (whom I've been told to feel bad for a billion times) is trying to start some kind of race war

fbi puts another one in the books. closing the case the way most crime is solved: someone calls and tells them who did it.

Journalists talk about Trump like most people talk about their pets. Just projecting a lot of emotions onto him that he's not really capable of

You might think that 2025 is bad, but remember that most scholars believe that Jesus was born 4 to 6 years before the birth of Jesus, so who really has any idea what year it is?

The reason Charlie Kirk is being lionized by so many journalists is simple: he was very good at cultivating journalists and it seems a lot of journalists don't seem to understand the concept of being cultivated as a pet reporter in exchange for scoops or leads. They think he was their friend.

If only Charlie Kirk were alive to argue with people who are fans of his trying to make other people feel empathy for the victim of gun violence. I hear he was a pretty good debater, so maybe he could get through to them.

Notice how not a SINGLE CLIP of Charlie Kirk is being shown on TV as the news organizations try to eulogize him kindly. Even Fox News. You cannot show a SINGLE THING he ever said that wasnt spewing HATE and violence. What a legacy.

If you keep brutalizing peaceful protesters, you start running low on the peaceful ones

This is also the exact vibe of Charlie Kirk obituaries. Nary a mention of how he said he’d hypothetically force his daughter to deliver her rapist’s baby at age 10

This is the person they are suspending people over btw

Agree with Charlie Kirk, or disagree with Charlie Kirk, nobody can deny that if you agreed with him there was something seriously the fuck wrong with you.

the guy talked into microphones for hours every single day and none of his supporters are honoring his memory by posting anything he ever said.

I do think it's a bit funny that the corporate world has a class of completely disconnected "everything is just numbers and labels" Business Guys making decisions, leading to shit like the company that maintains the sewers going "would you recommend us to a friend"

If you’re paying attention to what’s happening in Nepal, Indonesia, France, and Serbia, among other countries, you’ll understand the narrative that the US government is desperately trying to push a little more.

seeing tributes and eulogies that can only be described as fan fiction

What “different opinions” are you talking about? Specify those opinions.

Celebrating when a fascist dies does not make you as bad as the fascist. Celebrating the life and work of a fascist does bring you a little closer to him, though.

I hate when human violence is described as “animalistic.” Don’t put that shit on animals. Name three animals crueler and more destructive than humans. What other species dropped a nuclear bomb? When’s the last time a real vulture started a world war? Humans invented hunting for sport. Not animals.

the media rush to canonize charlie kirk is legitimately maybe one of the weirdest things of this nature i have ever seen in my life

Violence is never the answer, and on this September 11th, we ask that you ignore the millions of people the US has killed in the Middle East in its 20 year long “War on Terror.” Never forget that this is a peaceful nation.

Why can’t y’all just be the bigger man and forgive the shooter? Let them go free. You can’t just condemn someone because you disagree with their beliefs. Don’t let one action ruin someone’s life. Violence and hate is never the answer, you know.

There’s no party lines when it comes to government officials condemning the killing of a fascist. There are two types of politicians: fascists and people who think it’s morally wrong to stop fascism. Democrat. Republican. Doesn’t matter. Neither will save you. Not if it’s us or them.

I’m just glad Charlie Kirk isn’t alive to see people calling for gun control. He would have been so pissed.

Political violence is the only violence the government doesn’t want you getting numb too. Like it’s my problem? Get yourself a bullet proof backpack and expect the same safety that you promised to the rest of us. We tried to do something about guns. You called us anti-American. Enjoy your patriotism

Charlie Kirk: “God’s perfect law says gays should be stoned to death.” Liberals: “This is an honorable man who did politics the right way. Through debate, not calls to violence.”

Half mast is still too high for a violent, colonial flag to fly

People who autographed bombs to drop onto Palestine would like you to know that they are deeply troubled by what may or may not have been engraved on some bullets.

This man was a father. Sure, he was father who believed in public executions and their value as an “initiation” for children, and while we may have disagreed on that, that’s the America he wanted for his children, and I think we should respect all the work he put into making that dream a reality.

You can’t say violence is never the answer and still support the government, the police, or the military. Otherwise, you’ve already decided that violence is necessary and heroic in certain circumstances. We just disagree on what those circumstances are.