It’s her hat now (she peed in it) #cats

Thoughts are like cats: too many

‘cep bro?

Freshly polished

Named him Spriggan but he’s the most Sylvester-looking mf I’ve ever met #cats

And all yard cats accounted for 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈

Semi-bundled for the break in freeze

Hell yeah free hat

In addition to being bad, this is all pretty stupid.

No sleeves ✅

Winked when I caught him lookin. What a rush

Sleeves 💦💪😩

Gym crush #3 told me he likes my raccoonery so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious

They are getting bigger #caturday

Fellas is it gay to be sans-serif?

Feelin cute (and v sweaty)

Tiny visitor for #caturday

Pants, but at what cost??

Haven’t had a nice bloom out of this one in a while! Welcome back, your majesty 🌺✨ #bloomscrolling

My kind of spooky

“Muscles won’t make you happy.” That’s fair. Muscles AND antidepressants though? Check mate, Debby Downer. 💅🏻

“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”

the legend of zelda windwaker but everytime link swings on a lantern from the ceiling chandelier by sia plays

New squat PR (6@315) and a compliment-with-fist-bump from a nearby personal trainer. Brb riding that high all year

Body says we’re up before dawn today. Okay body 😬

Blue blue blue blue blue

Thought this color combo looked familiar and then walked into my library 🤎💚🩶

need to be held for at least 14 hours and then i will be okay

I was going to go to stonewall yoga but then I didn’t get high I just don’t want to go-ga

Slightly diminish a band: A Sensible Seventy-Four Degrees

Dreamt I found a Pilot G-2 with ROSE GOLD INK but when I took it up to buy it saw it was .115 point, not .5 point so I went to another store and found it but when I got in the very long slow line, my ex was in front of me and I pretended I didn’t see him see me and then he LEFT and I got the pen

The ‘bisc’ is back! 🌺✨ #bloomscrolling

It’s just that, I recognize there’s an impenetrable wall between me and other people. I built it, myself. Mortared with so much hurt and resentment and mistrust that I can never pull it down But cats—my faithful little buddy—we just vibe. I can love with my whole heart

“It is possible to commit no mistakes and still [get stood up and ghosted at the Sunday matinee you paid $30 to park for]. That is not a weakness; that is life.” - Captain Jean-Luc Picard The Naked Gun was pretty good though! And I didn’t have to share my arm rest. ✨silver linings✨

Don’t you “Papi” me, grindr man. I’m not Papi. Not Baby, either, but some secret third thing (Difficult)

Short-shorts for baby’s first stonewall yoga (I’m baby)

Boy, are you Carly Simon? Because you’ve got me coming around again.

Pumped and blue for Monday 💪😉🤷✨

Me: why do they keep making the same 3 superhero movies? Also me: *listens to the same audiobook trilogy 8 times in 2 weeks*

My best man for #caturday #cats #catsofbluesky

Been waiting to see some blooms on this guy :) and so have the BEES AAAAHHHH (not pictured) 🐝✨ #bloomscrolling

Good morning from this little broadway rose bloom who is doing her best. Me too, broadway 🥴 🌹✨ #bloomscrolling

Head’s polished, beard’s trimmed, gay powers restored

Wallpaper time! What’s your phone’s lock screen?

Scooter doesn’t wanna discotheque. Can you imagine? #cats #catsofbluesky

what if we kissed at the homo cosmic cajun summertime discotheque?

Toes out for Tuesday #cats #catsofbluesky

Two selfies in a row in which I am wearing sleeves. A new record

Oh hey Michelle #mcm #monochromemonday

Joan Didion, “On Self-Respect,” 1961