Me: time to check in on our government. Government: 🔥RAHHHHHH💥GHHAGH⚡️🔥AGAGAH💥AHHHHGA💥🌪️HAHAGAG🔥HHHSJAHQVH🌪️AXIOA⚡️NQOQBAIDO🌪️⚡️DBQNAI Me: ...Uh-huh.

I hate this ✨vibes-based✨ job market. 🥰

Mama-fucking-mia, good morning.

#sf6 I'm playing in 1400 MR range and nearly everyone quits after one round. The pretty number isn't that important, y'all.

Fuhhhhhhhhhhck, good morning.

Good morning, and fuck the police. www.nts.live/shows/budgie

Exercising for the first time in months, before clocking into menial labor, while ignoring a migraine = ❌ Calling it a two-a-day workout = ✅

Good morning! What are we screaming about today?

Good morning, freaks!

"Please stop using me for your shitty takes. I am literally a dead guy. Speak for yourself and leave me the fuck alone."

Sorry for lack of posts, I've been straight jorkin' it.

My partner just told me I'm "grinch-coded" and my favorite color is green and I hate the hyper-capitalism of Christmas I have three forms of empirical evidence stacked against me.

gotham city sirens 𓅨

Hang in there, struggling artists

89 years ago today in the Battle of Cable Street, antifascists defeated the British Union of Fascists in the marketplace of ideas. Sorry, wrong notes—they beat their asses in the street. Huh. So, it was direct action that expedited the demise of the BUF? Weird. But nonviolence will work for us!

"Are they dead?" Mittens asked the Lioness as they walked across the tarmac. There was no response from the armored figure leading her. "Mr. Fish, Is everyone dead?" she asked her toy. "I'm sorry, I cannot connect to the local network. Would you like to hear a song?" he replied, flapping his fins.

"i just use it to generate ideas"

first try (??) #ScoobyDoo

KOSA is now in red alert priority. Please contact your representatives, dem and gop alike, and demand they oppose KOSA We need to turn out in numbers against this!

THE GOVERNMENT SHUT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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“Yet for all their claims of free speech absolutism, it now seems clear comedy’s champions of liberty are all too happy to censor themselves for the right price.”

(replying) Hey man your post should've been different. You should've used a different word or possibly expressed a totally different idea entirely. Preferably the one I would've used

It pays to shut the fuck up and read.

Drew this for a #fgc profile rq. Reference is from Boondocks. Don't think I could add the 🐦 if I want it as a profile pic, but I probably can idk. #drawing #mugshots #boondocks #procreate

I genuinely love these sketches.

Keep in mind that the Film Workers For Palestine boycott has over 4,000 workers signing the pledge. That's more than 3x the amount of signatures these losers got. Plus, one of them has Mark Ruffalo.

Just decided to let the art make itself, if that even makes sense. This is what came out; Mr. Stay. Sorry for the lack of posting. I just haven't been feeling it lately, but that may be due to my work schedule. Hope you're all good. ❤️‍🔥 #oc #stay #procreate #drawing #creepy #portrait

We could be so great together 💕💕💕💕💕 #fuckcensorship #nsfw #bskycensorship #istandwithnsfw #bsky

[Praising my husband] : "He's so good at tricking me into not having sex!"

CHOTINER: You recently wrote “It’s So OVer.” Can you elaborate? ME: Yes. Of course. By writing that, I sought to diagnose and provoke a conversation about the current moment. CHOTINER: But a few days later you wrote “We’re So Back.” Can you explain the contradiction? ME: Yeah well uhh you see—

The story's got a (relatively) happy ending, so I'd suggest reading through.

I'm incredibly ecstatic that we reached $100,000 for the Play for Peace: Games for Palestine charity bundle. With just 2 days left to go, please RT and support the bundle, and let's push it as high as we can go!!! Thank you for the support!! Link: itch.io/b/2979/play-...

Trump is going to outlaw imax and then outlaw movies lmao

Folks, you can't report the United States to its manager. There's no superhero coming to save us. We don't need one giant act of heroism. We need millions of small acts of solidarity. Help one person in your community for nothing in return. Then, do it again. And again. That's the revolution.

People are saying "cancel your Disney+!" like ummm i'm not a loser i have never fucking had it

Japan has a wrestling camp for kids where at the end they have a show match in front of their parents to show off what they learned. Thought you'd enjoy this.

Imagine thinking it mattered if an offense was real or not #FinsUp

Moses where you at ⌛️

Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.

remember on twitter when tweets were 140 characters and we had to shorten “you” to “u” and “are” to “r” and “be” to “b” and “too” to “2” and “and” to “&” and “oh my god” to “omg” and oh my gosh i could go on forever bc (ha) i still have like 50 characters or whatever to go im not even close to the e

Hi, my name is Mychal! I am neurodivergent 💚

Travesty.

Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score

The Department of Justice has removed a study showing that white supremacist and far-right violence “continues to outpace all other types of terrorism and domestic violent extremism” in the United States. 🔗 www.404media.co/doj-deletes-...

#SaveSpeech Germany has, unfortunately, reversed its position back to undecided. folks in the EU, but GERMANS ESPECIALLY, need to call your MEPs about Chat Control and urge them to oppose this proposal! find your MEP below and yell at them! www.europarl.europa.eu/meps/en/home

The follow-up post is the best part.

Okay, well...since they're done talking about Kirk, should we bring up the Epstein files again?