Years ago I was suspended on Twitter for inviting Marco Rubio to swallow ten D batteries, which I don’t see how it could be a threat; he and I were not even in the same room and I have at most six D batteries on hand

The succession is safe. I will not be implicated in the president’s pedophilia scandal because I am only interested in couches. by JD Vance

800+ flights cancelled today because Elon took a chainsaw to the federal government and Trump won’t pay the remaining airport personnel. Elon’s on his way to becoming a trillionaire. Trump’s net worth has more than doubled inside a year. Glad everything worked out for them. How about you?

We are absolutely at peak Eat The Rich. futurism.com/space/scient...

On today's episode of "They'll Never F*cking Build It: Las Vegas" news3lv.com/news/local/n...

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

When freedom is under fire you can count on me to ramble and mutter incoherently.

The free speech activist who built a list of professors he worked to get fired for their speech must be celebrated for his support of free speech, and anyone who quotes his speech accurately in context will be fired and/or face state punishment by the champions of free speech, do I have that right?

Spot On...

Pulitzer Feeling Increasingly Out Of Place In Washington Post Office

Brian Kilmeade has advocated killing all homeless people. Some liberal critics say that may be going too far.

What they don't know:

Such a f*cking dotard. Prop your feet up on a Big Mac and go to sleep, why don't you www.bbc.com/news/article...

Not enough gasoline paying homage to matches futurism.com/ceo-layoffs-...

Don't make me like John Bolton. Don't make me like fucking Cracker Barrel

It was good to have you, Terrence Stamp. If there's an afterlife, they should be advised that he's fucking coming youtu.be/E9yuGEux_OI?...

Boy oh boy am I pissed at you www.fox5vegas.com/2025/08/09/g...

Slonina ARTSpace partners with Planet 13 Planet the 13th Night Market 2548 W. Desert Inn Road, from 6-10 p.m. Aug 13. This 21 and over event is free and open to the public, offering artists Food Trucks Music Raffle, to benefit The Animal Foundation. www.eatmoreartvegas.com/post/slonina...

From this month's edition of The Onion.

And here I was thinking the way to solve hunger was food.

morning mood

On this week's cover: Autonomous vehicles and teledriving may soon transform how we get around. Las Vegas has become ground zero for an explosion of autonomous and remote-driven vehicles. Our city is encouraging nobody to take the wheel in a big way. bit.ly/4l4QkRa

We told you they were going to do project 2025 and it’s 2025 and they’re doing project 2025

As a worker, I'm extremely excited about the possibilities that human fallibility brings. AI can't key this motherfucker's car. AI can't beat the living shit out of him outside of a Bay Area bar futurism.com/ceo-replacin...

I'm gonna DEI even harder. Such much DEI, all up in their stupid fucking faces. You? www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...

Coward. Lickspittle. Weakling. Toady. CHICKENSHIT www.nytimes.com/2025/07/22/u...

Fireworks Accident Blows Off Tip Of Florida

I am grieving the barbarism that is going to unfurl from all this. People are going to die. Livelihoods gone. All to feed a corrupt kleptocracy. I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.

My post ran in New York magazine! What a nice surprise. Thanks to frfr New Yorker Jessica Ziegler for spotting this.

Christ on a cracker.

Congress, Now More Than Ever, We Need Your Cowardice

all i want is to one day own a modest sized home in a walkable neighborhood and raise money for shelter animals. wear an outfit i like, walk to the grocery store, buy some nectarines, feed cats, and live in peace. just don't understand why achieving this is so hard

"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm

Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.

Ethics! Nobody had any, and here's the result futurism.com/chatgpt-poll...

"AI isn't coming for your job. The reporter who USES AI is coming for your job" and other forms of delusional bullshit futurism.com/google-ai-de...

If you'll allow me to say it, The Onion is cooking with gas today.

She did it, he says with soft wonder. Sabrina Carpenter actually made "Sniff The Glove" www.usatoday.com/story/entert...

Fuck that little bastard Mike Johnson.

"I voted for lawless, anonymous, masked, and unchecked police" is one hell of a jump from "eggs cost too much."

"Chicken jockey" was a bridge too far www.theguardian.com/film/2025/ju...

Just plain useless.

The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy but I still like seeing them fight

I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.

These two psychos have access to all your personal data, by the way.