Slightly diminish a band: Gently Used Benjamin

I’m halfway through s3 of #VanderpumpRules & I’m convinced no one in Vanderpump Rules has watched any previous episodes of Vanderpump Rules

God gives his fireworkiest holidays to his fire hazardiest months

There’s a connection between the conservatives who try to argue “but what if someone you support is in the Epstein List?” & the Mormons who boldly answer “no” when asked “if it wasn’t true, wouldn’t you want to know?”

Movie you've seen more than six times, using .gifs. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, or LotR.

The main reason the Æsír were always fighting the Frost Giants is because ICE sucks ♥️

Conversations with my wife #adhd #neurodivergent

Happy Pride Month 2025 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Be gay do crow stuff #pridemonth #pridecrows

I’ve heard elon has said he wants to die on Mars & honestly? I hope he does, too. The lower gravity on Mars would make the guillotine blade fall slightly slower & with a little less force, meaning we might have to drop it a couple more times.

Is it just me or are there any other ADHD people who actually hate that “8D Music” stuff? Legit makes me nauseous.

Saw this and thought my oomfs' feeds could use this

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.

RFK Jr. Encourages Americans To Do Their Own Research About Dragons

I desperately need them to show him the original knuckles tattoo photo—before the photoshop—on live tv so we can collectively watch him have an aneurysm. I think it would really heal & unify the country ♥️

Dear god let this man cook.

We're getting pizza and I'm obsessed with this slightly broken mural that used to be about eating with your hands but now it reads like Saruman's manifesto

Artist Always Carries Around Sketchbook In Case He Feels Like Making Someone Uncomfortable theonion.com/artist-...

presidents should get a probationary period and if their approval rating falls below 50% at any point within their first three months in office we get to eject them from the country with a catapult

“HaVe yOu bEeN tO sPAcE??!”— The whole planet is in space, you dumbass. You only got 60ish miles away from everyone. Anyone with a boat can do double that in the Pacific Ocean without being a prick about it.

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As the cybertruck reaches the end of its one-year life cycle, it begins to molt, shedding its exoskeleton before being carried off to die.

once I was at the ophthalmologist and he was checking my eyes and how I saw colors and he said “the thing about biology is nature doesn’t really do binaries, only spectrums” and I think about that a lot

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Every morning I wonder if today will be the day my neighbor quietly takes down his trump flag. Hasn’t happened yet, but, to be fair, my neighbor is a verifiable dumbass, so it might take a while for him to put together who’s screwing him over.

Tell me why I was looking for a T-shirt for the band STARSET and motherfúckíng amazon is putting autism awareness shirts in the “recommended for you” section?

All those coffee-tok videos where they make an aesthetic coffee and fill the cup all the way to the brim? And THEN start stirring it?? Stress me tf out.

Imagine you're being summoned. What GIF represents that?

Star BYU Player Suspended After Testing Positive For Coffee theonion.com/star-by...

Listen—is Pete Hegseth constantly eyeballs-deep in Heineken? Yes. Is Elon Musk visibly blazed out of his mind 95% of the time? Yes. But let’s not forget that they don’t do the stupid & awful things they do because of alcohol or drugs. They do them because they’re blithering idiots.

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Me in the national security group chat

Some sketches of Loki done in 2021 💚

PSA: when your Mormon coworker tells you that his entire Elders Quorum is doing horribly on their March Madness Brackets, turns out the correct response is not, in fact, “Gift of Discernment, my ass!”

Clearly this guy hasn’t heard I’m on the “hateful people who hate AI with unreasonable vitriol” blocklist

i have been nothing but cryptic and distant towards you and this is how you treat me

Good day friends

The Navajo Code Talkers were true American heroes whose unbreakable code helped the United States and Allies win WWII and saved countless lives. The Trump administration erased their story from all military websites. How is that making America great? 🤔

Spent ages tonight doing a long exposure on this vase of lilies in the moonlight, this one took 4 minutes

I think that my favorite part about the Viking Berry Monster Energy—apart from the flavor—is that, whether intentional or not, they made the can with the trans flag colors, which will bother all the right people in the Viking-Bro community. 🏳️‍⚧️⚔️

I didn’t watch the Baby-Handed Rambler tonight but I feel now’s a good time to reiterate that Trans Rights are Human Rights. 🏳️‍⚧️

🇺🇦 The Helm of Awe / Ægishjálmr 🇺🇦

I finally got to do official Treasure Planet art for Lorcana!! John Silver for the upcoming Archazia's Island set ✨

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Please enjoy this photo of my family at California Adventure park with Loki in which the cast member taking our picture sneezed mid-photo, creating a Chaos Vortex centered on Loki’s outstretched hand:

Hot Take™ but if I draw something & someone else says “that reminds me of [XYZ artist’s work]!”, I don’t get offended or assume they’re implying I stole my ideas. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Really interested in finding out how they explain around the one Steve Bannon did.

Bringing this back because this has been my life for the last week: