might get myself involved in a hostage situation so i know what it’s like to be held

this will be what i say on my death bed

megan knees but they crack when i crouch to pet my cats

guys add me on airbuds

fighting capitalism by having hard nipples in the office

if you don’t hear screaming in the distance it’s me i lost my voice

alexa, play ‘dancing through life’ at volume loud enough to kill

my goal in life is to be the girl who gets murdered at the beginning of the horror film. she’s always hot.

BEYONCE PLS 😭😭😭

being jolted awake by your own thoughts is so fun i recommend it

where else would i spend my time??

y’all are so fake for not telling me the first episodes of dan da dan season 2 are out.

5 people follow me rn 🔪

should i….. change my pfp….. i don’t know that girl that’s there rn i killed her she’s dead but also my brand

i hope vic fuentes is having a good day

just a girl and her praise kink water bottle against the horrors

guys i can in fact put it in a bun

well if you’ll excuse me, gentlemen, i have a date with screaming into the void

no thoughts just back to black by amy winehouse on loop

who tryna fuck(ing build a deep, meaningful and emotional connection ha gotcha you sus little slut)

what’s good moth app how we feeling

if you really loved me, you would give me all your internal organs

oh and also these

ahhh fuck it let’s start the pattern again because what else am i doing

is everyone crashing out rn or is just me and justin bieber????

you know what kind of people still sleep with a stuffed animal? hot people.

the one day a year my masking is acceptable werq

i also forgot how much i love doing things that hurt my own feelings

i thought i was sad but i just needed 2 monsters (Extended Mix)

just saw someone my age who’s well-adjusted. day ruined.

if you’re feeling down google pictures of bats hugging stuffed animals you will not be disappointed

in case you didn’t know i was a millennial here’s an unprovoked peace sign as evidence

americans, if you felt a disturbing shift in the cosmos it’s because i’m in your country again im so sorry.

we’re going to play a game called “how many active moots do i have left” also i stole this shit from @cherryangel.girlypop.baby

ignoring the lessons the universe is sending me because bitch DONT tell me what to do i will text that man if i feel like it

just came here to drop this selfie ok bye

before making any decisions ask yourself: is he really attractive or is he tall?

just overpaid for a mimosa and saw my whole life flash before my eyes your girl is officially on vacation

pretty sure someone’s cursed me and now i can’t leave the house without spending $40

fun first date idea: i cover your head with a towel and pour water over it to simulate the sensation of drowning

i’m actually really serious about my fitness. it’s why i make sure to get my steps in everyday by running from reality.

summertime sadness? babes no we’re upgrading to summertime hysteria this year

*cautiously re-enters the room* hhiiiiiiii friends

guys we made it music.apple.com/ca/album/hol...

guys i ain’t got shit to say my brain is simply empty

some of you feel no shame and that is terrifying to me what allowed you to be so bold yet so cringe

once it starts feeling like 90s rnb you’re actually cooked

if you ever feel safe please remember that if the sun exploded we wouldn’t know for approximately 8 minutes