The only big dog theory I support

"chests of chance" is me trying to seduce my way into winning monopoly

I'm in a bad mood enough already atm but fireworks can get to absolute fucking fuck tbh

What a fucking day.

Answering the door to a delivery guy saying "stay there pal" to Max and the look on the guys face before he realised I was talking to a dog 😭😭

Honestly ready to just retreat from capitalism and become a hermit (A fully on grid hermit Inna nice house but a hermit nevertheless)

So have accidentally ended up at a dog market and I don't think Max has ever been around so many other dogs or people in his life

Max is an absolute speed demon in the car and detests it when we have to slow down for traffic jams

Shower duck pic?

Lady Gaga, Chappell Roan, Florence and then Taylor Swift on my shower mix today. My Spotify decided to start Saturday with violence and call me a massive 🚬

Now I've finished Digimon; I just have a gaming hole I can't fill

Well Digimon Time Stranger was a good way to kill a fair few hours (although too many search quests at the end)

Exclusively using a moustache filter for my thirst traps to add a lil whimsy into the thot

Everyone posting about Pokémon recently:

Imagine if Pokémon was pronounced like Spokane

It's cold outside

I see ITV got Bethesda in to arrange the table for this "date"

The rapid fire selfies will properly decrease eventually once the winter eating weight hits in, so you'll get peace soon dw

Another Monday. Yay.

Coming up to *that* episode in season 5 of the Buffy introduction for Andrew and I don't think I'm emotionally ready for it yet

He's out

he’s proud of himself

Obsessed with Charlotte Church and Tom Daley having a tits off at a funeral #celebritytraitors

Acapella funeral march? Camp.

Sometimes when I catch myself in the middle of doing shoulder press and see my arms my thoughts are "smash"

Living my Hindenburg dreams

How is it only TUESDAY

The real locktober is the friends you caged along the way

When your custom character appears in a cut scene

Weekend vibes

Someone needs to get married soon so I have an excuse to kilt up again

I am a responsible adult but I am also an adult who will pay £4 just to look like Agumon in a game

Happy 75th birthday Snoopy!

I'm tired of silent protagonists in games tbh. I get why they do it, but also I'm over it

It's October 4th.

Ofc there's a new Digimon game that I can't afford 😭😭 damn you capitalism

At least Greggs is open

I've had about 2 and a half hours sleep, so a trek cross country for work with this storm is not what I need right now

Well that's bye bye games pass I guess

playing all the locktober cages like a xylophone

good morning

Gays looking at their cocks on October 1st

Absolutely obsessed with the wee light up bracelets from last night. Every event needs these

Whoosh.

My honest review of Lady Gaga tonight

Why are people so unimpressed with Canary worf

"they're called moomin trolls you uncultured cow" is not what I expected to be shouting at the TV this morning.

Good morning, Monday morning