Do you believe you're a good person but you hate others because it makes you feel better about your own glaring inadequacies? Can you say "I was just following orders"? Are you capable of ignoring the screaming in your own head? Why not join ICE? ICE, because hell has frozen over

Everyone on LinkedIn is FUCKING INSANE Thus ends the Party Political Broadcast from Ed I'm off to transform AI solutions into paradigms

Purge the non-inverting heathens in the cleansing fire of +mlook 1

turning a big dial taht says "mediocrity" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right

As I go deeper and deeper down the Tolkien Youtuber rabbithole as a form of self-soothing, I start to wonder... is this how religions are started? People going over his letters in detail, trying to eke out a picture of what he actually meant when he said "I am in fact a Hobbit, in all but size"

The most prime ministerial thing Starmer could do in what is looking a lot like his last weeks as PM would be to renege on the state visit. Do it, Keir. It'd be funny, Keir.

Feel free to continue arguing over the shooter's motives, but please understand that *it doesn't matter*. There's a organized political movement that plans to suppress, arrest, or kill its political opposition. It it seeking pretexts. Anything will do. If it's not this, it'll be something else.

It's yelling into the void but something tell me it just needs to kept being said: if you are still posting, RTing, or lurking on X, you are helping keep users there and you are helping this guy pull in advertising revenue. You are a volunteer worker for a slobbering, drug-addled white supremacist

Today would be a very good day for the UK govt to delete its accounts on X.

"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing" - and as racists stormed through the streets of London and the popular narrative in the press supports them, Starmer does NOTHING. He is not a good man.

Imagine successfully embodying two Mitchell and Webb skits in a single clip of less than 30 seconds "Are we the baddies?" "Have you tried "kill all the poor"?" America, you're so utterly, utterly fucked.

Because the entire UK political and media apparatus is on twitter reading the firehouse of bullshit jettisoned from the US and thinking that's what's most important to people who live in Midsomer Norton.

Everyone who raised their head above the parapet to say "IT'S CIVIL WAR" should get their collar felt and their hard drvies checked. Inciting violence is what got you dumb fucks into this mess in the first place.

We're definitely in the Star Trek Mirror Universe. This is our version of the Bell Riots. I will not elaborate further

PSA: Pointing out the hypocrisy of the far right doesn't work with them because they don't view those who aren't like them as people at all

UK politicians revealing how much their time on twitter distorts their perception of what they should be commenting on, again.

It is quite striking how many dipshits are seeking out footage of a guy getting shot and forensically going over it and then saying "I wish I hadn't looked" You sick fucks. People like you are part of the reason why everything is fucked.

I am quite tired of living in unprecedented times, can we please go back to precedented times

In case you're wondering how the media landscape is going in the uk, the graun ran an in-depth exposé on all the very many shady shits that notable shady shit Boris Johnson got up to during his time in office, and not a fucking peep from client journalists

This is genuinely what a Labour government thinks terrorism looks like in the UK right now and I'm losing my god damn mind

Here was me hoping it was an inbound nuke :(

BREAKING: ICE is sending Russian dissidents back to Russia. When the dissidents arrived in Russia, the Russian authorities were given documents relating to their asylum applications in the US which under US law are confidential. This seems to be part of a secret agreement between Trump and Putin.

I also see the media darlings trying to spool up a "was Graham Linehan treated unfairly?" narrative, to which I say, no, fuck you. He is a bigot who deliberately and systematically detonated his own life rather than pause for a moment's reflection or consider the possibility that he was wrong.

Musk wading into the Linehan thing, can any scientists on here confirm whether the fabric of the universe can handle such concentrations of divorced da energy?

I grow extremely weary of the US-UK one-downmanship game of "We are currently the stupidest country to ever exist" "No, we are!"

I made this years ago, when de Pfeffel Johnson started appearing behind his silly lectern flanked by flags. It seems much more apt now than it did then, given that Keir Starmer just said that he "always sits in front of a Union Jack". The man is a tool.

What is it about running the Home Office that turns people into absolute ghouls? Or is it that ghouls are drawn to it?

The failure of the government and many Labour MPs to leave X after the 2024 riots suggests they just don't get the challenge they face or the power they have to fight back. Completely weak and callow.

New policy: Elon Musk to be given endless swirlies

I was not emotionally ready for seeing a post with the datestamp September 1.

I have very distinct memories of being told that the North Sea oil and gas was about to run out - this was in 2014. Weird. I wonder what changed.

here’s a version where the POV is blacked out whenever the driver takes their eyes off the road

Hmm. Maybe the UN headquarters shouldn't be within the territory of a rogue state, just saying

In what parallel universe won't these extra costs be passed on to the tenant? It's beyond pathetic.

Dear Microsoft, Just because *you* call yoti a trusted partner, does not mean that I can trust them, or, for that matter, you. I will not be verifying my age this day. Dumbarse OSA, dumbarse government.

I don't have an audience on here but in the off chance that you see this, the video below is the most vital thing you'll watch this month. From Sesame Street to the Achaemenid Empire to .. well, that would be a spoiler. There's also a fundraiser for the Palestine Children's Relief Fund.

The snake oil salesman got his way once - the result was a disaster. Don’t let him do it again

I might ponder how safe Romani are going to be in a system that can force a binary choice between almost identical dueling Hitlers, and an electorate that can make themselves comfortable with that choice.

another killer driver who should have been permanently off the road long before killing people, another killer driver who will be allowed back ~on~ the road, free to kill again if she pleases. i see this same story every week, maybe someone should do something about it www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Folks, if you're planning on protesting outside a hotel containing asylum seekers this weekend, remember to wear lots of sunscreen and drink plenty of water and also go fuck yourself

I tried to get ChatGPT to enhance a poor quality photo (due to badly scuffed camera lens) of my mum and 2 of her siblings while the siblings were still alive, and it spat out a beautifully colour-graded, crisp, pixel-perfect rendition of completely different people in entirely different poses

old lady who swallowed a fly ass government

TFW you write a post only to discover that someone wrote another, almost word-for-word identical one, 2 hours earlier

Oh no, not the Saharan dust thing again. I lost my mind in 2017 when northwest Iberia was ablaze and everyone on twitter was like "Who knew Saharan dust smelled like burning?"

In Normal Island news, it's fun to see the leader of a deranged fringe political party wanking off two imaginary giants before giving a real nazi salute

Punt the government into the sea, please. Arresting people holding placards on terrorism charges and restricting access to wikipedia is proper "Hans, are we the baddies?" behaviour Punt the fucking lot of them.

"We cannot use rules from 1995, or 2005, or even 2015 for 2025. Our world is changing very quickly, and we need to adapt to it. Is it possible for us to set up camps and police that, rather than bringing all of this hassle into communities?" Kemi Badenoch, advocating for 1945 rules