explaining marriage to an american: imagine a burger you eat for the rest of your life

I wake up every morning just like this

The USA hockey team all look like they “just wanna ask questions” about the holocaust

RFK Jr looks like the Lou Feerigno Hulks version of Red Hulk

Television made me think Street Sharks would be a much bigger part of my life than they ended up being

Anyone that tells you to watch the Star wars movies in release order is a cop fyi

Coming Thursday nights on NBC at 8:30

Dread it. Run from it. Destiny arrives all the same. This week on The Road to Doomsday @darkjedi2552.bsky.social & @quicksilvergrrl.bsky.social are joined by @mitch692.bsky.social as the Avengers face off against the Mad Titan to save not just Earth but the universe itself. Links below:

roses are red violets are blue 94 days until Mando & Grogu

I'm sorry the character I named after you in Oregon Trail died of dysentery

I’ll need one for 39 in a couple weeks

Just got to the episode of Jujutsu Kaisen where three guys are killed and horribly disfigured for talking and using their phones during a movie and I feel like this should be played before every film from now on

For the record I thought the star war beer commercial was delightful

the next Mando & Grogu ad should be an aftershave commercial starring Axe Woves

Why are you all mad? Now you have more fodder for fake Cerveza Cristal ads

Can’t wait to binge all of The Butbs tonight while drinking no less than 17 white Monsters and housing 2 family size bags of Totino’s Pizza Rolls™️

The Trumps are out of control. Four journalists have been arrested by Donald, and almost as many moviegoers are being tortured by Melania.

Catherine O'Hara was one of those actors who you realize has always been there for you. You look back and you think “wow, she literally made me smile throughout my entire life.” So special, so funny. Breaks my heart to know she’s gone.

Goddammit

WHY CATHERINE OHARA!!! WHY NOT HIM!!!!!!!!!!!

Going to the cinema this weekend to point and uncontrollably laugh while people leave Melania

IN ONE HOUR we are watching Maul – Shadow Lord together and breaking down every BOMBAD FRAME! 🕗 Thursday at 8PM CST 🔗 www.youtube.com/live/NnwTN4V... #StayBombad

Right after this Scott cast me into the raging waters of Lake Michigan with only a survival Bowie knife and a pack of danish wedding cookies

this series was part of a secret govt effort to acclimate us to the analogous Pleiadian effort to help us stave off the Greys

Peepee poopoo peepee poopoo Peepee poopoo peepee poopoo Peepee poopoo peepee poopoo -Scott Jayro @thescottjayro.bsky.social

Cluck me eyes

On Friday’s show, we’ll be celebrating the 20th birthday of the year 2006. Yes, we know. It’s horrible. Our backs hurt too. With that, we’re asking for your suggestions on 2006 moments, favorites, & beyond. Let us know!

Life hack: have Alexa whisper your notifications to you to recreate the feeling of a trusted advisor giving you secret information

Something nobody asked for, a bonus Bombad talking about Star Wars news. Eat your slop piggies

Soju drunk AMA

Saw some friends at the movies!

IN ONE HOUR! Our TFA Memories Call-In Show goes live — bring your photos, stories, and 2015 Bombad nostalgia! Call in and join the conversation! 🕗 8PM CST 🔗 www.youtube.com/live/h9_SkNn... #StayBombad #TenYearsOfTFA

I’m morally and contractually obligated to wish a happy birthday to one @thataldendiaz.bsky.social before the next business day

Just got took the fuck out by a Lexus Christmas commercial set to landslide. AI can’t touch the power of a classic emotionally manipulative ad about babies growing up and having babies.

Suck it Ted

“No, we’re saving Hollywood" "We’re in a period of transition. Folks grew up thinking, ‘I want to make movies on a gigantic screen and have strangers watch them ... [and have them] play in the theater for two months … It’s an outdated concept"

“No, we’re saving Hollywood" "We’re in a period of transition. Folks grew up thinking, ‘I want to make movies on a gigantic screen and have strangers watch them ... [and have them] play in the theater for two months … It’s an outdated concept"

“No, we’re saving Hollywood" "We’re in a period of transition. Folks grew up thinking, ‘I want to make movies on a gigantic screen and have strangers watch them ... [and have them] play in the theater for two months … It’s an outdated concept"

“No, we’re saving Hollywood" "We’re in a period of transition. Folks grew up thinking, ‘I want to make movies on a gigantic screen and have strangers watch them ... [and have them] play in the theater for two months … It’s an outdated concept"

“No, we’re saving Hollywood" "We’re in a period of transition. Folks grew up thinking, ‘I want to make movies on a gigantic screen and have strangers watch them ... [and have them] play in the theater for two months … It’s an outdated concept"

Wishing a full day of wet socks and no time to change them to Ted Sarandos

What color would your lightsaber be and why?

We know most of you don’t wear pants during the show but tonight it will be justified. Be there and give thanks

TONIGHT 9pm EST! Hyperfocus returns with a stream that’ll have your mouth watering and make you weirdly feel the need to unbutton your pants!

Come Hungry 11/22 9pm EST

The full first episode of Luminous Odyssey is now up! youtu.be/YamX0KYPINM?...