Dear Brett Kavanaugh: the "what if we have to pay them back" argument is actually a very, very compelling reason why presidents shouldn't have the unilateral authority to snap their fingers and levy whatever tariff they please in the first place

Hey, Democrats, go ahead and attend the State of the Union, but only if you react in real time with this silhouette as your spirit guide.

BREAKING Former ICE agent: On my first day training new cadets, I received secretive orders to teach them to violate the Constitution by entering homes without a judicial warrant.

Your helpful reminder that when Iraq invaded Kuwait to steal the oil, we bombed the shit out of them and invaded their mainland.

"Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin." -John Von Neumann www.theregister.com/2026/02/18/g...

"'For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me.'" Matthew 25:42-43

Anyone else read the Kelly vs Hegseth opinion then search RECAP for the word "horsefeathers" in any other rulings?

My fifth-grade ass decided "hey maybe the book 'To Be a Slave' would be a good one from this Scholastic books catalog." And yeah, no amount of nuance, context or information diminishes the horror

Ghislaine Maxwell, a convicted child sex trafficker, gets gardening time, sports, therapy dogs, and spa products in prison. Migrant children in custody are sleeping on concrete floors without enough food or clean water. Our priorities are so fucked.

Between this and a federal judge bench-slapping Whiskey Pete inre: Sen. Kelly, it's been very satisfying to see the tantrum the MAGA brains threw over the "illegal orders" video blow up in their faces

Miserable Old Man, Desperate for Attention, Has Strong Opinions About Super Bowl Halftime Show

LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this

Truly, deeply, terminally deranged people in charge of our country RN

I recall when GPS was $$$ and being partially jammed by the gov't. I got to experiment as a kid with an antenna the size of a frisbee, and my dad and I watched the plain-text output scroll in a laptop's terminal window... seemed like magic at the time. Now every phone's got it. RIP Mae West

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Bill has a lot to answer for. This ain't the venue. And anyone, ANYONE going to testify before Congress should just say "fifth" in response. Why? Because any answer you give will be twisted around by the Department of Injustice to file bullshit charges against you

"I'm coming to Boston and I'm bringing hell with me." --Homan in February "Do I expect violence to escalate? Absolutely." -- Tom Homan in March "I actually thought about getting up and throwing that man a beating right there in the middle of the room" -- Homan in July, referring to a D congressman

In the first draft I had Homan speaking these words, but at the moment Bovino was the more visible face of the occupation so I swapped him out

Every single time a Trumpist says “the rhetoric of the left is putting people in danger,” wave your middle finger in their face, because they are lying shitbirds without any principles.

I can't remember a time in my life where so much of one party's theory of democracy boiled down to "elections decide which party corruptly targets the other party."

Sounds like a hell of an argument for impeachment

It’s so cold but there are tens of thousands of people out here

Can someone ask couch fucker-in-chief who in the WH stepped in to give Andrew Tate back his phone?

I would very much like to see a nationwide, immigrants-first general strike

Statement from the entire Minneapolis City Council in support of a General Strike and Day of Truth & Freedom on January 23rd.

AOC: An agency that is attacking U.S. citizens, kidnapping five-year-olds and using them as bait, and privately circulating the idea that they can violate the rights of Americans by busting down their doors—they deserve to be defunded, and I’ll take any step in that direction.

I would argue that the case for dismantling ICE has, at this point, virtually nothing to do with larger questions of immigration enforcement and reform, it's just clearly incompatible with a free and democratic society to maintain a secret police force with sweeping and arbitrary authority.

If you’re a grown ass man in full tactical gear asking a child to show you ID or proof of citizenship you failed at life. Utterly & completely failed. Loser.

Cripes a’mighty people, Steven Miller is not staging a militarized ethnic cleansing and sending the border cops to murder people in the street to distract from the Epstein files. He’s doing it because he and Trump (and Vance and Homan and Noem etc) really really want to.

Holy hell, what an obituary

“I never wonder to see men wicked, but I often wonder to see them not ashamed.” ― Jonathan Swift

The letter from Bill and Hillary Clinton to James Comer explaining their refusal to testify in his Epstein investigation is really remarkable, not like any letter of this genre I've seen. It's signed by them, not a lawyer, and the arguments are not legal ones. Reprinted from their X account:

No I said don’t tread on *me*. You can get treaded on.

For those keeping score, Bellingcat, The New York Times Visual Investigation Team, & Washington Post's Visual Forensic team have all published analysis showing the ICE shooter wasn't in the path of Renee Nicole Good’s vehicle when he shot her, contradicting statements by the President & his cronies

America has a bit of a nazi problem

Says the president of the only country to invoke Article 5

No amount of gaslighting will convince sane and rational Americans that we didn’t see what we saw on January 6, 2021. Let’s cut through some of the bullshit and lies…

Never forget. 🇺🇸

This is the guy who thinks he can run Venezuela 2,050 miles away from Caracas without a single boot on the ground and with Maduro's underlings still in power. Can anyone explain how that works, and why no one is asking this question? He can't do it through coercion alone

Pour one out for Jim Moylan

You'll never believe it, but the refs just made an awful call against the Lions

Narrator: what the flailing human goose turd wasn't telling the people was, they were earning the same, but it was buying them less

Look….. I know I’m an adult so it’s different…… but I feel like this year’s Christmas is the least Christmas-y I’ve ever experienced. Personally, because of all of the horror we’ve had this year. But also commercially, I feel like even companies are phoning it in or not even acknowledging it.

So Bari Weiss’s first real editorial intervention at CBS is to repress coverage of American concentration camps.

Jesus Christ

👏 #PresidentOfColombia #GustavoPetro: "Texas is an invaded territory. It wasn't sold; it was invaded — the same goes for California and the entire southern United States. 🧵

“.. The problem isn’t that grocery prices are high .. the problem is that nobody is giving the president credit for all the good things happening in the make-believe world he inhabits.” @rexhuppke.bsky.social www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...

Calling the press “fake news” is harmful. Calling them “seditious, perhaps even treasonous” for publishing reporting is something else entirely. Treason is a capital crime. Suggesting journalists should face it for exercising their First Amendment rights and doing their jobs is dangerous.