I have eaten the cheese that were in the larder And which you were probably saving to fart in the office Forgive me they were disgusting so moldy and so old

If you heavily rely on generative ai on a daily basis I'm sorry you're normie and coworkercore. I don't make the rules.

Pretty fucked up to ruin the global economy right after they announced how expensive the switch 2 is gonna be.

The normie chat group I'm in shares a bunch of their Ai ghibli photos and I'm noticing the quality is degrading after less than a week

While the chainsaw man universe is a horrific world to survive in, their pestilence devil would have been a cute failgirl rather than RFK jr

Whenever I place my phone in my shirt left breast pocket, the same app activates by accident and it will type the same sentence. It turns out my nipple was the one typing.

The line in Lord Arthur Saville's Crime of Lady Clementine exclaiming "though I hate doctors, I love medicines" fascinated me for decades and it's only now I realise it's an illicit drug reference

Being served pro-steroid reels on Instagram again why is that Yesterday I saw one which said water doesn't support hydration

Today is the second time in my life I ever had to be sedated for a medical procedure (results were good) but I didn't think it would have me blink and then suddenly the room is different and I'm being served sandwiches. Genuinely frightening. The sandwiches were good.

i lived bitch

Hey i am doing this What should I even read lol

Binge-ing Netflix slop, we found ourselves watching the Sandman tv series. I am one of those irritating folks now able to say: "Well, I *never* liked Neil Gaiman." Watching the series reminded me that isn't true. I *loved* Sandman as a teen. But fell out of that love when I started writing. 1/

Delightful

New post: blocklist for AI music on youtube #text https://surasshu.com/blocklist-for-ai-music-on-youtube

Sometimes I wonder how my less Online friends are doing so I check Facebook and they are reposting conspiracy theories of the Grammys event being Satanic to "disgusting" & "so true" comments by other friends so I return to being very Online

Jeannie: There should be two types of car horns, a rude fuck off one and a polite sorry to bother you horn Me: yes, but a normal horn and a darude sandstorm horn Time to link my favourite video of all time.

Do people still respond to things with gifs of "Ryan gosling giggling with his mouth closed" and the "woman spitting out her drink"? It feels so quaint. Like when l337speak was a thing.

Fish

暴富 (Explosive Prosperity)

天后宫

Besi buruk

Donut

Goreng pisang

年糕

Just remembered that time I heavily promoted to @understatesmen.bsky.social a Taiwanese romantic drama series that used time travel really well. she got so completely distracted by an "unreal-looking" poodle in a throwaway sideplot in episode 1 that she never watched the rest of the show

Ok, Bsky - a MISSION for you. We want as many subs to Wrath Month as possible, from as diverse an array of voices as possible. POC voices, disabled voices, neurodiverse voices, trans voices, ace and aro voices - everyone. Scream it from the rooftops, folks!

Almost a decade ago I posted on Facebook announcing a published story that had a rhino, and I wrote that if you didn't read it you didn't care about animal conservatism. This led to someone writing hundreds of words scolding me they refused to read it because it was emotional blackmail.

And above all, you let life defeat you. All the gifts your parents gave you, all the love and patience of your friends, you drowned in a neurotoxin. You let misery win. And it will keep on winning till you die -- or overcome it.

Pickled mustard fish 酸菜鱼

I'm too stupid to figure out how to write about my thoughts on Neil Gaiman - an essay.

this is excruciating to read but extremely well-reported and well-written. if you’re still carrying water for NG at this point I think you need to take a long hard look at yourself.

Tintabudi TTDI will be hosting the KL book launch of TAPAU: The Best of Malaysian Food Writing 2000-2022 on Jan 18, 3pm! Editor @maychong.bsky.social will be there, as well as contributors @sekhanfoo.bsky.social, @jhameia.bsky.social, Siti Nuraishah, and Jack Malik!

Sometimes poetry is bad

I am crumbling into dust

I just finished this and it's one of the most bonkers way of navigating through a horror game but somehow it works! It's also steam deck compatible. Play the game it's just 10 bux

I wrote a thing about my dad. References to W Somerset Maugham, Lord Denning, Charles Babbage, Chiong Yao, 1000xResist by @sunsetvisitor.studio and the video essay "Nothing Ever Stops Existing" by Jacob Gellar @jacobgeller.bsky.social

They will only learn spite

Found out I'm on a bsky block list called "people who like or follow this troll" but they never name who the "troll" they were mad about was... This is very inefficient.

I want to write like this one day.

冬至

Having some fancy blue tea