“Man the butt-fumble had to be the lowlight of your career?” Mark Sanchez: “Hold my beer…”

What provoked Mark Sanchez? Drunken belligerency. After I realized if I did not drink, I did not have episodes where I wake up and don’t know what happened, I quit drinking and life got better. One day, many of you will stop drinking and life will improve.

Racism costs more money than it makes. See: Jerry Jones contract negotiations and JJ Watt’s recent contract.

I'm an academic in a buckskin jacket; a suedo intellectual if you will.

Some federal workers support the government shutdown, even as President Trump threatens to use this moment to lay off employees and cut funding to programs.

🧊💡 CU Boulder researchers have awakened microbes trapped in Arctic permafrost for tens of thousands of years—and found that they spring back to life when thawed. Their activity could offer new insights into climate feedbacks and Earth’s ancient ecosystems. Read more: www.colorado.edu/today/2025/1...

Absolute failure of our system that a federal judge can be “very concerned” about Trump’s unlawful attempt to send troops into a city, but also powerless to stop it. The default should be to protect us from government abuse, not to protect government from temporary inconvenience.

remembering when CNN said its reporters witnessed Maduro supporters setting aid trucks on fire and then video came out proving it was unmistakably Guiado supporters

this is the jacket's breast pocket lining pulled up to make it look like a pocket square

It’s sort of a tragic irony because that same hustle bullshit that made him so incredibly successful now seems pathetic in the face of the star fading a bit. Cena took the much wiser path of embracing the absurdity of his fame. The Rock has one path: he must acknowledge how goofy The Rock is.

Game-winning touchdown

Kristi Noem's goons raided a car wash in August and shattered a guy's leg. They then held him in custody under 24/7 supervision in a California hospital, hiding him using various fake names. They interrogated him but did not charge him. It took a judge's order to make ICE let him go. What?

If they let him ramble a little more I’m sure he’d say “look, is raping children even a crime?”

Southwest, we want free checked bags not assigned seating

Now I gotta listen to Trevor Lawrence like he’s got it figured out

Brady would’ve got into FG range iykyk

Don’t ever compare this farce to Tom Brady.

the thing about asking for a worker owned anything on the web is that the pitch has to account for the fact that the website is going to - innately - be slower to add features, slower to respond to issues, have financial struggles, etc

COLLINS: Pardoning Ghislaine Maxwell -- is that something you're open to doing? TRUMP: Who are we talking about? C: Ghislaine Maxwell T: I haven't heard the name is so long. I can say this -- I'd have to take a look at it ... I will speak to the DOJ C: She's convicted of child sex trafficking

Wait, they’re coming for my goddamn pasta now?!

Are we allowed to post bushtit here still? Because today I got some great bushtit footage. 🪶

Waiver Wire fanatics! @natepolvogt.optimusfantasy.com and I will be going live again TONIGHT at 8 PM Eastern on the @optimusfantasy.com YouTube channel! Lots of players worth talking about tonight! Don't miss it!

Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE Truth: No cars rammed ICE Claim: She boxed ICE in Truth: ICE boxed her in Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE Truth: She did not have a rifle Claim: ICE returned fire Truth: Only ICE fired Claim: She drove herself to the hospital Truth: Paramedics found her

We are now losing jobs. Inflation is endemic. The costs of Trump's controlled disintegration of the global economy and the federal government cannot even be safely estimated yet.

Losing the Schrader sucks

Wishing Antonio Gibson a full recovery

I realize this is something I was chewing on post-draft in the middle of April and understand many of you do not have the sickness.

If they put this back in the bottle, they look dumb and they don’t win games. The top of the WR room is oft-injured and if they do come back, who’s lining up across from Emeka that isn’t about to get torched?

She’s been in ICE detention since MARCH for sending money to her family in Gaza. Leqaa Kordia’s story needs to be heard. Read more: interc.pt/4gQG3aV ✍️ @shawnmusgrave.bsky.social 📹 @jordanuhl.com

$50 billion here, $300 billion there OpenAI targets 10% AMD stake via multibillion-dollar chip deal OpenAI executives estimate that 1GW of capacity costs about $50bn to bring online, with two-thirds of that spent on chips and the infrastructure to support them.

The biggest takeaway from this chart is that most people the New York Times treats as legal experts were wrong about Trump Term 2 because they were too complacent, and rather than question that broader complacency and talk to people who got it right, NYT will continue treating them as go-to experts.

oh, i must have missed the louvre’s doxxing campaigns and calling in bomb threats to hospitals and sending huge groups of armed agitators to fucking libraries

Let it never again be said that a woman with no real reporting experience who fell for a Twitter account called "Official Antifa" cannot be the head of a huge news organization

I saw One Battle After Another and did not enjoy it. I am clearly the outlier but I thought the sexual politics of the film were bad. The representation of Black women revolutionaries was painful and I think the fixation on interracial sex and a mixed race character is a hackneyed trope.

A text from my mum. The general population appear to be losing their minds

Is the irony of the president’s friend buying something called “the free press” and immediately installing a government truth compliance officer lost on everybody?

Before msm goes full glaze on Drake Maye, last night doesn’t happen without Stefon Diggs sending multiple victims to the shadow realm. For you to tell the tale of the tape without recognition of Stefon Diggs, aka young-QB-friendliest-WR-since-Keenan-Allen, will be a disgrace to reporting.

BREAKING: "For all of the reasons" given in Saturday's TRO, Immergut grants plaintiffs' second motion for a TRO. "Based on the conduct of the defendants, ... in direct contravention" of Saturday's TRO, the second TRO bars relocation or federalization of National Guard from "any state or D.C."

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Borregales isn’t all shrunken, how did they botch the Henderson jersey sp badly? 😂

Diggs is so talented he can help unlock your offense and your QB.

Jared Kushner is going to the Middle East to negotiate a deal on behalf of the U.S. government days after Kushner announced a $55 billion deal between his private equity fund and the Saudi government One of the most brazen conflicts in history.

Diggs putting on a clinic