addicted and allergic to new world vegetables

SURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING: DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE

it smells like upwop in here

i have been awe of this shit for days. every part of it feels wrong in some way designed to compensate for the last part being wrong. the pipe, which despite a pipe being overall wrong for the look is still very much the incorrect kind of pipe, is a thing of beauty all by itself

people have lived in the suburbs of new jersey for millions of years

if the customer can’t see the freckle on the top of my tit i die

sake: get fucked on rice

asking grok to summarize my sons school play

BREAKING: Tiny elderly woman ambling right for you, Motives unclear at this time

i feel like when you listen to twin fantasy it’s etiquette to either listen to beach life in death only or skip it and listen to the rest of the album

new death cab 🎧

EAR ONS is such a misleading acronym for that guy

now reading 1491

chapter 75 of gormenghast ;-;

I’m blurry on my mother’s side

nightmare about the worm from showgirls

neighbor addicted to vacuuming

youtuber i like got a bunch of surgery and is now hard to look at

time to become a mason

paycheck left me with $16 for everything not rent this month lmao

i’m watching my brothers play and he’s the only actor properly micced which is like yeah i guess if i had to pick one that’s good

devising is an underrated way to come up with a plan

fellow who wants to order the spotted dick but is afraid of what his chaps might think

Seen tacked to a community board on my walk

people love to tell me a confusing story with multiple characters with intricate beliefs and motives while i’m merging onto a washington freeway with no painted lanes in the dead dark of night.

i can feel the progesterone elves banging mallets against the inside of my titties like they’re taking the dents out of a saturn

it’s ironic she was called princess die and she

my life black blade blue öyster

played wallsocket for a coworker last night and very obviously changed the course of their life

Starting a business called high IQ breast milk for wealthy babies and the advert has me playing chess against an ancient greek statue with my chebs out and the rest is just heavily implied

my boys have ended their feud. the world might recover a little at a time

the unc that makes you chopped

Never Chopped Again: the unc story

boobs hurt

boss idk how that “legalize bumpstocks” patch got on my uniform shirt honest

the girl with the slsk tattoo

oh boy new uniforms to drop off at goodwill

after like five weeks my doctor has finally given me a prescription strength antifungal. i’ve been suffering this for almost a year now

wheels by cake is a bond song

did aircela ever prove their claims?

from russia with love so far is just indiana jones in turkey

erm

i think about ivys Gay Sterling Cooper bit twice a week

Dr. Pepper Nabisco-Coupon

crying woman amasses great horde of gift coffees and candies from sympathetic customers

the kindness of strangers is a miracle

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