permabanned from the karaoke bar for doing Koyanisqaatsi 3 nights in a row

You will die. You will not live forever. Nor will any man nor any thing. Nothing is immortal. But only to us is it given to know that we must die. And that is a great gift: the gift of selfhood. For we have only what we know we must lose, what we are willing to lose.

just saw a old guy poop his pants

i ate an entire canteloupe

now reading: hockey pornography

bill gates circumsized like every african to “prevent stds” then went and got drip dick himself. lmao

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gulag archipelago but it’s about the videos they make you watch at work

i need to invest in materials recycling

done with Yoda. now reading volume 2 of the increasingly ridiculous gulag archipelago

last night was a comedy bang bang episode

the gentlemen’s personal gentlething

yeah i read theory

Puppy girl who hands you one of these after sex

the great prefecture of ohio

my face looks so immediately different to me after stopping fish oil and vitamin d. idk if it’s helping the problem i stopped them for for sure but it just changed the way my face sits now

a mustard coat is like a rain coat but for mustard

LEGO Mad Men: The Videogame

call up the associates

there’s a ghost in the tatami

my mom said we can have quiet snacks downstairs

do you have any quiet snacks

somebody’s at my house rolling all the toilet paper out i can sense it

are you guys getting prank callers at your house

all my prank callers barren and plain

crusty crab is both a good and bad name for a restaurant of business

blocking prank callers

bro's missing out on candle

A guy driving a beat up Pinto pulls up at a stoplight next to a fancy Rolls Royce. The driver of the Pinto rolls down his window and shouts to the driver of the Rolls, "Hey, buddy, that's a nice car. You got a phone in your Rolls? I've got one in my Pinto!" The driver of Rolls looks over

Gulag Archipelago Porn Parody

oh my god article view blocked fuck youuuu let me read it

oh my god thomas the tank engine depicts train afterlife

Lord of his domain

now reading gulag archipelago volume 1

take it up with my meteoric iron warhammer, Manbreaker

sober to death cover in the counter strike npc voice

Topical Progesterone: 2 weeks in vs 7 months in

update got my phone dying before my first break today

when the customer wants to tell you a coupon story

been rereading Secondhand Time

“why are you going into strangers homes and stealing their refrigerators”

it’s called steely dan because everyone was stealing from him

bedtime doodles

thomas the tank engine rendition of the october revolution

tilting at windmills actually