Poilievre insists fentanyl is Canada’s biggest border problem but it seems a couple of Americans hooked on Adderall and Ketamine have become Pierre’s biggest problem.

I’m finding myself torn between a “Try to find the humour in it all” and a “This looks like a good place to start digging my bomb shelter” mindset so I might try writing some satire while on my breaks from mixing cement.

Just saw someone refer to DOGE as Dangerous Oligarchs Grabbing Everything and I think that might be even better than Department Of Getting Even.

Hoping the media is incessant this week in its coverage of Doug Ford giving Elon Musk $100M.

Some people believe Doug Ford winning another majority is a foregone conclusion but I prefer to hope this election results in a Ford gone conclusion.

"Such an honour to meet you, Mr President, your royal holiness. I'm Premair Doug Ford." "Pleased to meet you Dave." "Doug. But you can call me Dave, sir." "Thanks, Darryl." "Listen, I'm so sorry Canada won last night. Can I sign a multi-million dollar deal with a US firm to make it up to you?"

And as Prime Minister, I will Deregulate the Safety, Defund the Services, Avoid the Media, Subsidize the Wealthy, Harness the Lightning, Welcome the US, Speak the Anglo-Saxon, Cancel the Diversity, Abandon the Commoners, Celebrate the Mediocrity, Crash the Economy, and keep blaming Trudeau.

#CanadaStrong #NoMeansNo

Kevin O'Leary to @ianhanomansing.bsky.social on Cross Country Checkup, rough quote: "The Canadian dollar has dropped 40% against the US dollar under Trudeau." Fact check: the CAD has dropped 34% from the 2011 peak, but just 4% of that drop happened under Trudeau. The big drop happened under Harper.

Can not spell PoiLIEvre without LIE. #TeamCanada 🍁

When Canada faced recession in 2008, Stephen Harper called Mark Carney for help steering Canada. He didn't call Poilievre. In 10 years of government Stephen Harper never let Poilievre anywhere near the purse or the economy. Harper was right about Poilievre.

Prime Minister Justin Trudeau 🇨🇦 - "18 years ago today, same-sex marriage became legal in Canada. Pierre Poilievre stood against this progress back then. When someone shows you who they are, believe them." #cdnpoli #peipoli

#EmbarrassmentInChief 🤮

He should have never been allowed to run for office, according to Section 3 of our 14th Amendment. He, an adjudicated rapist and convicted felon, does not deserve the honor and prestige of the presidency. He deserves scorn and derision. He deserves PRISON time.

One of these things is not like the others.

Last time the U.S. invaded Canada, the White House ended up burned down. Don’t mistake politeness for passivity, you hoser.

Wisdom from his many years.

Well done, Bluesky!

Time zones are fascinating. Australia is already in 2025, Europe is still 2024, and the USA is currently in 1939.

Nancy Mace deleted this but not before she proved both she and “Gunther” have reading comprehension issues.

Jagmeet Singh is the worst national political party leader since Stockwell Day. His entire career has been defined by self interest and cowardice. He has not only ruined the brand of the NDP, but has also torn that party from its grassroots base.

When millionaire bullies try to silence accountability, we stand up. @thebreakdownab.bsky.social #savethebreakdownab #westandwiththebreakdownab #abpoli Full video on TT, link ⬆️

Since it's Christmas Eve, I'd like to drop this timely and poignant reminder: Jesus was WOKE. And so am I. Proudly.

Merry Christmas to all

Pierre Poilievre's first day in office. #cdnpoli #onpoli #peipoli

when the star on the tree is an actual star lol A NASA photo of the Christmas Tree Cluster 🎄

Just a quick and gentle reminder: unless someone specifically asks for advice, giving advice (even well meaning and heartfelt), is inappropriate. Sometimes people just want to post info, vent, cry, etc. If you want to give advice, ask if they are open to receiving it. It’s okay if they aren’t 💙🩵

I just got my Canada dental card, and would like to thank the federal Liberals and NDP for showing us what can be accomplished when progressives work together.😀

The irony is thick here.

All the finest character witnesses.

I have a feeling these memes aren’t going away. 🤣 #PresidentMusk

Conservatives: - Tries to topple the government 4 times with petty requests - Lies, and Defames liberal MP’s and voters. - Threatens National Security NDP: - Tries to topple the government due to legitimate concerns. Disenfranchised Liberals: “Oh I’m probably voting Conservative” 🤦‍♂️

If Poillievre owned a dog it would run away. That's how unlikeable he is✌️

Hello, #Canada? Hello? Is this thing on? #NeverVoteConservative #cdnpoli 🇨🇦

Beware of the wolf in sheep's clothing. He's making a power play for Sussex. He's backed by Elon. He's going to turn Canada into a US state. He's a homophobe of the highest order. And a criminal. #onpoli #FordfailedOntario #FORDmustRESIGN #DougtheThug #Canada #IStandWithTrudeau

the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*

I’m convinced it’s why we see corporations deliberately inflating prices well after the inflation hump — they know voters will blame the Feds, consequently they will vote in the CPC who will in turn reward said corporations with massive tax cuts & deregulation. Win-win for Big 💰

Canadian Media has millions of questions for PM Trudeau on a daily basis, but seemingly none for Poilievre. Weird. #onted #cdnpoli #NeverVoteConservative

Yep. Socialists put people first. Capitalists put profits first, and if the people can't contribute .. let them die, or pay then die.

Yup, Trudeau put all all parties committee in charge of electoral reform, and the CPC fire bombed it. Never involve the CPC in anything, they’re against anything positive for Canada. He could have pushed it through, but he wanted collaboration.

Yes, well our last Conservative PM allowed foreign ownership of our media. Now it's mostly all owned by American hedge funds.

The world's richest man managed to take $190 million away from a *child cancer research center* with his posts yesterday. Funding now stripped in the new bill.

It's fairly evident now that conservative governments have no idea how to manage money. They're are so bad at it that they add BILLIONS to government deficits around the world. Doug Ford is no different. Yet, he DARES to vilify the fiscally responsible Libs. We're being fleeced. #onpoli

Now might be a good time to remind everyone that while on Erin Burnett, Doug Ford waxed poetic about his time in Chicago. That's the business that he INHERITED from his father, and ran into the ground ending up with lawsuits there and NJ. Remind you of anyone? #onpoli #FordfailedOntario