The scariest thing about Scary Movie? Jokes apparently.

Here are the top 5 dogs of the week!

"Video analyzed by The Washington Post shows Elias Irizarry, who was 19 in 2021, crawling into the Capitol through a broken window, posing for photos in a private conference room, climbing onto a statue of former President Ronald Reagan, and leaving after 20 minutes."

Nothing says excellent judgment like pardoning 1,600 people and then watching about 1 in 16 promptly get arrested again for everything from DUIs to homicide. But sure, these are “great people," just with a habit of committing crimes once the consequences are removed. newrepublic.com/post/211391/...

ANGIE CRAIG: I don't think you understand the difference between error rates and fraud rates. I honestly don't. SNAP has one of the lowest fraud rates of any program BROOKE ROLLINS: You can't be serious when you say that CRAIG: Your own data says that

after hours with sunny 🌙 say it again… I'm the best 👀(lies) !play viewer games in marvel rivals tonight.

AOC: This is what I want people to understand: this is our money. When you pay your taxes, that money is being stolen to pay for a vanity project like a ballroom or whatever it is that this guy wants to do, instead of what it should be used for…

In a 1991 Sesame Street blooper reel, Robin Williams showed Elmo that a stick can be anything—especially if you’re Robin Williams. Love Elmo and Mr. ROBINS !

Greg Abbott thinks Texans will keep footing the bill for his grift. We disagree. Tonight, during the Spurs-Knicks game, we’re launching our first general election ad—taking aim at the Greg Abbott Corruption Tax. Watch:

Release The Epstein Files NOW!😡

Can’t be repeated enough👇🏽 Just so insane

🖕GOP

Fck Data Centers!!

Texans, vote for James Talarico for senate and Gina Hinojosa for governor!

In reaction to Pride Month posts, TPUSA’s Nathan Roberts has threatened to cancel ***checks notes*** his season tickets for six teams across six different states.

Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals. As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them. Go Knicks.

The FBI found it credible enough to highlight in its own PowerPoint presentation and the DOJ still won't release notes from multiple interviews with the victim.

“Government stats say incomes after adjusting for inflation are now declining YoY. What do you say to that?” “Well, it’s true, but/and partly because we have reduced incomes for people by cutting their social programs.” Not a mystery why Trump’s approval on the economy is -50

Trump is golfing again today at another Trump property. These trips add up costing taxpayers millions. Why doesn’t the GOP cut these trips instead of food assistance for poor children?

This is unsustainable. Time for the many to reassert their rights over the few.

holy shit -- check out the hard cut here

Trump says he’s destroyed Iran’s military while Trump says we’ve left their military alone. Hard to know who to believe

Who are the artists announced to perform at the America 250 State Fair this summer? @sonnybunch.bsky.social breaks it down with @jvl.bsky.social on how these artists have changed since the 1990's and why it makes almost no sense that they're performing.

This is a complete lie. I had to apply for snap benefits in Kentucky during the pandemic. The process was detailed and arduous. We had to provide proof of need every month and when our income was livable again, we no longer were entitled to those benefits.

Katie, no one is trying to 🔫 tr**p because your husband is an ugly fuck.

Obama and Biden were never asked to take tests for dementia because their doctors never saw signs of it. Unlike Donald, whose doctors were concerned about signs of dementia on at least three visits. And the fact that he thinks they are "cognitive tests" only underscores what sorry shape he is in.

WATCH — @jamestalarico.bsky.social : “Ken Paxton is the most corrupt politician in 🇺🇸… He was impeached by his own party for using his public office to enrich himself and his donors… that kind of corruption is the rot at the core of this broken system.” (Naturally, Trump now supports him)

US attorney orders reforms as ‘Broadview Six’ grand jury controversy spreads to new case

Campos: While I want to thank CBS news for funding this generous gift towards my education, I want to acknowledge how the recent direction of the outlet stains the legacy of Mike Wallace, the namesake of this scholarship.

Chris Cuomo destroys Tom Homan: "I'm not saying this because it's my opinion. I'm saying because all the data is suggestive of this. Your own data, you have the most deaths in '25 and now you're on track to beat it. Is that just a coincidence?"

This dog was found with a broken jaw. Now she's a Pilates princess ❤️‍🩹

Happy #humpday

Erin Brockovich has been fighting evil corporations that pollute the environment for so long that there was a Hollywood movie about her starring Julia Roberts back in 2000. It's a bad sign for the AI industry that she is now on the anti-data center bandwagon.

QT this with one of your favorite nudes

Historians are never going to have to question whether what Trump says is true or not it's simply going to come down to how to edit the 1,000s of lies down to some of the most important.

🚨 HEY CONGRESS, DO YOUR JOB 🚨 Trump does not have the legal authority to destroy the US Forest Service. Stop letting him walk all over the law! Flood your Representative's inbox right now and demand action: actionnetwork.org/letters/tell...

Only human made art over here. 💚 #watercolor

Over 50 years later, this anti-Vietnam War PSA still rings true.

Long weekend, lots of fun!

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🗣️ MASSIE: The ballroom is such an egregious waste of money… I like to joke that Miriam Adelson spent so much money in my race that they have to ask for taxpayer money now. Trump was bragging on the Roman architecture when in fact we're operating like a Roman Empire.”

Adjudicated rapist says what?

Water this dirty should never be treated like a secret. Texans have the right to speak up when something looks wrong in their community without fearing intimidation or arrest. We need clean water, transparency, and leaders willing to stand with people over the Greedy Few.

Pokémon fossils and real fossils are displayed side-by-side in a new exhibit at the Field Museum.

New Mexicans are struggling right now while this Administration is robbing taxpayers & bleeding Americans dry.  Our families are exhausted & hopeless—& deserve leadership that actually cares about them and the future. Which is why I am working every single day to make sure they’re taken care of!

Here are the top 5 dogs of the week!

Lutnick: "Serving in the cabinet of Donald Trump is the greatest honor of a lifetime. As his commerce secretary, my job is to bring in investment, and we brought in $18 trillion." (The $18 trillion figure is made up -- the entire GDP of America is about $32 trillion.)