Problem: men taking photos of women and asking grok to undress them, then claiming the issue is women posting photos in the first place not their actions Solution: Lysistrata. Stop posting photos all together. Starve them out. Be the solution to their dumb fucking problem.

Sometimes I think people around me forget that even though we’re in New England, the Appalachian trail STILL COMES UP HERE Therefore We should probably listen to the mid-Atlantic Appalachian folks about what not to do in the woods at night.

Here’s something I haven’t had to say since 2011: I don’t like Caesar’s Legion because I agree with them I like them because I think they’re fascinating and anachronistic and HILARIOUS away true to Kaiser and all that

I forgot that I actively disliked Uncut Gems when it first came out and only after sitting with it for a few years? do I realize I actually love it See? People can change and all that lol

The Simpsons (Series, 1989 - )

To everyone who feels bummed because their “first day of the new year” wasn’t up to par: time isn’t real. You can pick literally any day and say “this is the start of [new me/resolutions/goals]”. It doesn’t have to be Jan 1. Hell, plenty of other calendars don’t have the same new years anyway.

The most awkward genre of conversation: turning people away from a sold out screening who then ask if I saw it and think it’s a good film I mean, yeah, but like, if I tell you how great it is you’re just gonna be sad

I saw Marty Supreme tonight and I regret to inform you that I’d absolutely let Marty Mauser ruin my life 😅

Guess who’s got a pair of roller skates on the way and is about to get way into skating for the first time since high school

Oh. I should watch Heated Rivalry huh.

Me and who

I may have converted out of Catholicism but I’ll never be able to convert out of being Italian Buon Natale to those who celebrate

This week has been a year and yes I know it’s only Wednesday

Show me how your 2025 went

Ending this absolutely bonkers day in a way that would make kid-me proud: eating a happy meal in bed while playing Pokémon lol

Every now and then I think about the ending to Anora out of nowhere and I start crying again Like Holy shit there isn’t much that sticks with me the way that movie did

Oooooooo unethical things are happening at work and I have way too much pent up thirst for justice to let this slide

Wishing a Joyous, Healthy and Happy Hanukkah to all who celebrate.

Just from a character design perspective, Erika Kirk looks exactly right.

im whatever gender pisses you off the most right now

We’ve been without water off an on (mostly on) for a few days now, and the mayor has said that it will probably be “another couple of days” I am so tired of bringing snow inside to melt just so I can flush the damn toilet

Subtly training people around me by not responding to (nick)names I don’t like, but when they change approach and call me something else I’m like OH HEY WHATS UP Nothing quite like openly ignoring your boss at the other end of the room because you don’t respond to nicknames in professional contexts

Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz

If you’ve never seen it, John Waters’ “Female Trouble” is a heartwarming Christmas movie. Gather the family around, make some popcorn, and enjoy this holiday classic.

The remix with Blue Monday lives rent free in my head

“You will be haunted by three spirits”

There is a pyramid of anise cookies in the kitchen and I want to eat every single one of them but they aren’t even frosted yet AND they’re for Saturday But I can have like, two. Or three. Maybe four that would be fine too.

Book of Hours is one of the heftiest games I’ve ever played but it’s also one of my favorites. Playing as an occult librarian restoring a crumbling estate, sorting books, offering consultations, honing my esoteric skills… this game has me written all over it lol

for the emperor

I’ve been buying this tarot journal for like 4 years now, but this might be the best so far Immediately bailing on all other responsibilities to fill in my chart hehehe

Find the 8 Red Coins but Also You Have to Wiggle Your Fingers Over Each One and Say "Don't Mind if I Do" Before Collecting Them

Fun fact: humans pick up on high-frequency whispering much much easier than low-frequency whispering So if you want me to keep my earbuds in and NOT wonder what yall are whispering about in the adjacent room maybe don’t high-whisper about it. I can hear it under my music and that’s wild

What is it about Italian culture where we are compelled to watch things unfold, like construction sites and the house down the street that’s on fire for the second time this year

I just caught a glimpse of what year the first Strokes album came out and I almost lost it

Idk what’s worse, not knowing what “would fix me” or knowing exactly what it is and how inaccessible it is (a buncha 🍃, a theremin, a sample pad, and five days alone)

LOTS of people still go to the movies! it's not their fault you spent a quarter of a billion dollars on one film and you need them all to see it three times for it to make a profit. spend less!

I really hope that since my hair is too dark for pastel purple, if I put this blue-grey in my hair it will end up toning purple because of the red-tendencies of my hair I just don’t want it to come out green that’s all I’m asking for lol

There’s something so satisfying about tapping the glass at the boy aquarium

If you see this repost with your model of positive masculinity (AKA my emotional support dead white man)

Got abducted and the aliens were playing SSX Tricky on a PS2 they had hooked up to their viewer screen

This Gemini full moon has got me (a Gemini rising/Libra moon) feeling crazy in the best way 😂

😭😭😭 What a ln absolute legend (not even to speak of his work with my no. 5 favorite film The Blues Brothers)

that's my fucking guy

If your alternative to Spotify is “just pirate music” full disrespect what the fuck

Well. That’s a new one. Do they just throw my shit away or what? That’s 100ml of perfume that doesn’t deserve to go into the trash because the eBay seller goofed.

Oh look it’s Spotify Wrapped day but I bailed on Spotify earlier this year because of its allowance of AI music so I feel like the kid who wasn’t invited to the cool birthday party Oh well. I still use LastFM for tracking my listening anyway 😂