you're not allowed to think i'm a girl though

i'm a struggle girl. a struggirl, if you will

mr beast, hiding in the substructure of a deep sea oil rig. looking for answers

be honest. do you know about my alt account?

what's lsd? practical education only

yeah, they're conducting unethical experiments on me in the parking lot. what do you mean, “what parking lot?”? the parking lot i'm talking about!

sometimes you see posts you really wish you hadn't because they're introducing you to concepts you've never wanted to learn about before

this account is more representative of my sense of humour than any significant insight into my thoughts or values. i kinda like it that way

sometimes i wonder why we post like this but then i remember i'm not getting paid to wonder. i just work here

my worm-like gaze is fixed upon ye

what are you doing? you're not allowed to smile

For perhaps the first time, I feel like soupmind (beneficial) instead of soupmind (hindrance).

the marcus the worm thing is getting out of hand. i'm starting to look more and more like the guy as time goes on. this doesn't bode well for the rottie hottie ecosystem

this is why i can't leave bluesky. i absorb the embarrassing posts like a sponge and it fills me with such glee

i don't know who needs to hear this but children are supposed to be egocentric. that's their whole thing. you're supposed to lovingly teach them how to not be in a way that doesn't punish them for being unaware

do you really think all that dissocation is necessary?

i'm lost in the sauce

my mom is a walking lesson on how to infuriate someone so fast

i'm taking a bite of the edible

i want to be a cartoon character that eats cartoon character food

i wonder if anyone's ever rewritten twilight and fixed everything in it. i would read such a tale

Do you ever think about the fact that Wikipedia is the last good major website on the internet? You aren't bombarded with ads. It doesn't try to push video on you, and it doesn't redirect you to a scam site.

rabies, rabies, give me your answer do. i'm half crazy, all for the love of you

what if the yaoi holes were toxic? toxic yaoi holes

being a system means you contain multitudes but you can't grasp any of them

who wants to be normal about the amazing digital circus with me?

i'm going to eat cake about my woes

thinking about him

As it turns out "it's cute when a girl does it" does not extend to chemical warfare. Oh well, lesson learned

there are so many sides of us you don't get to see when you don't have access every single account we have on every social media we're on

are you feeling as apocalyptic as i am?

sugar daddy summoning circle

father needs to get the fuck out of the kitchen. i'm hungry

the dissociation is coming

jax and pomni labubus

I don’t care what the ceo of anything has to say about anything

they're mansplaining the bible to the catholic pope

i need to touch a xenomorph's yaoi hole

hardly anything is on fleek these days

really enjoying all the people trying to explain the bible to the pope today

what you fail to see, mr pope

please make yourself comfortable while i slip into a fugue state

unlearn bad habits with me, baby

“no amount of methamphetamine is a substitute for sleep” is so real but god knows it's not stopping me from thinking my concerta can fix me

A tremendous loneliness comes over you. Everybody in the world is doing something without you.

sometimes you just have to be oomfs with yourself to cope with whatever the fuck is going on in your life

are you perpetuating catholic values today, king?