David Hasselhoff and Pamela Anderson will return in Avengers:Doomsbay

This is the quote of the day. You MAGA chucklefucks have never succeeded in making an argument that queerness, drag, gender-muddling whatever is morally inferior in any way to their alternatives. All you do is fall back on mealy mouthed appeals to religion and screechy panic.

But also, being 23 December... Yes, of course! It’s the feast day of Þorlákur Þórhallsson, aka Thorlak, patron saint of Iceland, and performer of sausage-related miracles

If I win this powerball, first thing I’m doing is calling off from my job for a day.

This Victorian Christmas greeting card showing children staring at the dead body of a robin—typically a symbol of hope and good cheer—captures the 2025 holiday vibe:

Me: I don’t see the appeal of boxing TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers Me:

this is still my take on the Epstein files destroying what’s left of Bill Clinton, by the way

Kerry Kennedy — Robert and Ethel Kennedy’s daughter and RFK Jr.’s sister — says she’s going to grab a pickax as soon as Trump’s term is over and take his name off the Kennedy Center.

Everyone else go home — this is the year we secure ABOLISH ICE on a Chicago Snowplow chicagoshovels.org

I found out the singer got banned from a bar near me for throwing pool balls at people and I… don’t even care. Just do what you need to, girl. That’s your vibe. Blow MORE shit up. Throw one at me! Travis Scott stole a sample from her. I can’t wait to find out how hospo’d he’s gonna be.

That Pixel Grip album that came out this year is so fucking good. I’ve been listening to it so much. It’s completely horny and drugged up and it just sounds completely catty and bitchy as hell.

I think this is the worst post on this site that I haven’t blocked yet. I’m actually shaking a little bit from how pissed I am at it.

Current status: thinkin’ about The Young Pope.

I made a Gingerbreadkrampus for a workroom display

Happy holidays from my new favorite Xmas song

Last ones in existence. And I’m eating both of them tonight. The GSA made a powerful enemy by discontinuing these.

I think the healthiest kids are the ones who get weaned away from television when adolescence sets in. The really scary people are the ones who, once they have kids, just stay home and watch television using the excuse that movies are violent and dirty. (1982)

I like kombucha not because of the taste but because I enjoy the idea of consuming millions of living beings. I'm like fucking Unicron with that shit

I’m tired of money. I’m tired of the chase to get it. I’m tired of the value on it. I’m tired of the classes it creates. I’m tired of the superiority it gives. I’m tired of the lack that holds people back. I’m tired of leveraging my time for money just to TRY to enjoy some of this life.

A pet sleeping next to you feeling so safe and comfy is genuinely the most any human can really ask for It makes you feel like maybe you aren’t so bad. You might even be good

Adapted using the melody of a Welsh song about boobs. Thanks a lot, Puritans

TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit

people piss me off. but they also poop me on, or whatever the opposite of piss off is.

Visiting from Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia "This is no problem," Adilzaya Dasbaljir, right, said about the weather. East Solidarity Drive, 12 °F

I think it’s interesting that one of the big urban manufacturing success stories of the last 20 years, American craft brewing, has embraced one of the biggest enshittification coal mine canaries around—subscription models. I don’t know how this isn’t going to signal some major damage.

They should put Tina Peters to death just to make him sad.

“According to a source Ms. Halligan became enraged when a grand juror told her that the word ‘indict’ is pronounced ‘in-DITE,” not “in-DICKT.”

We’re deeply honored that HADES II is in the running for Game of the Year and more at #TheGameAwards tonight, especially since we’re in the company of such an amazing group of wildly different and beautiful games. Congratulations to all our fellow nominees — we salute you!! 🙏👏

Last night, I was just suggesting a “No AI” pledge that artists could elect to take. I like the idea of a symbol akin to the fair trade or organic logos that artists can place on their work.

Fuck… 3 Charli XCX movies in a month. Who does she think she is? Iben Hjejle??

@seancasten.bsky.social way to screw up, dumbass.

White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross

Guys, I’m so tired.

"I can't afford to support my favorite author right now, I—" Reviews. Reviews are free AND they are a gift to authors that can keep on giving (i.e., exposure, marketing, algo boosts, etc.) Please, give the gift of reviews to your authors this holiday season. It really can make a difference!

I don’t always need steel. I always need stew

it is incredible that legalizing watergate has been the overriding ideological project of the american right for fifty years

The killers’ bangers from Sam’s Town that sounded like the Cars on coke… don’t make me say it… they’re way better than they should be. Curse you early ‘00s.

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. hard mode: no SW/ST, LOTR, Disney animated, Marvel, LOTR, Pixar or HP

Hate that I always miss bandcamp Friday because the two most stressful times at my job are a) Friday and b) the end of the fucking month. I don’t have time to Add stuff to a Basket, MF!!

How the hell is it an unknown planet if they gave it the name Viewros? #metroid

When we commemorate #WorldAIDSDay today, in the face of the silence of our government, we think of those who have passed, those living with HIV, and the families and communities impacted by the HIV/AIDS epidemic — an epidemic worsened by devastating cuts to our healthcare and science.