Jesus, I see what you’ve given others and I want that for myself.

I love october because I can go to happy hour at a place with drink specials and the vibe quotient of fried mozzarella sticks and manage to hear Boy Harsher’s “Pain” and “Amphetamine Logic” by The Sisters of Mercy back to back.

THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT SHUTS DOWN MY BUTT www.amazon.com/Federal-Gove...

What's with leaders of countries today being abject cowards and so openly so? What a joke. Can't even defend the mayor of your most important city, of your own party. Get out of here.

I just watched a clip where a reporter asks Starmer five times in a row, five times in a row, five times in a row, five times in a row, five times in a row whether or not Trump's accusations against Sadiq Khan were racist and Starmer refused to answer yes or no each time. What a fucking joke.

You can buy kazoos in bulk from Amazon or party city. We did that when the Real World was in Seattle and wanted them out of a bar or a neighborhood

ICE, bounties, when

Totally gay for Hades II, bro.

A man here is passing around Italian beefs to people protesting Border Patrol.

Yes

The interesting opposite of this is General Kurt von Hammerstein-Equord. Post-WW1 titan of the German army. Who Hitler DESPERATELY courted. von Hammerstein is one of only 3 figures believed to have told Hitler to fuck off to his face. He even thwarted Nazi attempts to politicize his own death. /1 🧵

Roses are red Violets are blue. Boss, I can’t make it in I’m playing

I just got back from a work trip and couldn’t unwind so I watched the finale of Alien: Earth, the show that shows what would happen if a caffeine-addled person was forced to listen to every Alien movie ever made and make a sequel, but to treat each element as equally important.

Imagine it's 2002 and you're sitting around watching the Man Show and a time traveler appears in the room and tells you about the past 48 hours

during ultrasounds they should make the fetus take a polygraph and ask if it’s gonna be the next hitler

the fall tinglers are trottin this way buckaroo. please enjoy NEW tingler THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF SOUP WEATHER’S LOOMING ARRIVAL GETS ME OFF BISEXUALLY out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0FRPZF17M or for all patreon tiers www.patreon.com/posts/physic...

just saw a tiktok from a disney adult reading from On Tyranny and asking their followers to cancel their d+ and disney trips omg

Expedition 33–greatest game of all time, yet prone to the most miserable bullshit ever

God help me, I just can’t pretend to be interested in Oktoberfest beers for their own sake.

This is a good time to remind everyone that September is National Library Card Sign-up Month. As people consider cutting streaming services & returning to physical media, library catalogs & consortiums offer everything you could possibly need. Also, forget Amazon & borrow from the Library of Things.

genuinely crazy that this is happening on behalf of charlie kirk of all people

Anyone who this government endorses deserves bankruptcy and isolation completely and totally. Vichy comedians, Vichy mayors, Vichy fishies, etc.

And to be clear, my point is that if they’re going after him, who is safe? And who that is safe shouldn’t be boycotted by every possible viewer?

Let’s not forget that this is the same man who once hosted a game show with a Nixon speechwriter and starred in something called “The Man Show”. TMS also starred Adam Corolla (a sentient jalapeño popper), and featured a regular segment of women jumping on trampolines.

Never thought I’d end up on Kimmel’s side. What a radically scrambled world.

Jimmy Fallon as the last late-night host standing is truly the kind of dire shit you hope the graphic novel memoirs don't leave out in 30 years

Congratulations fellas, we’ve all moved one spot up on the world’s most handsome man rankings

"Sir, this is a [HOWLING OF MILLIONS OF DEMONS OF HELL]."

INLAND EMPIRE - His corpse is marked by stars. YOU - What will mine be marked by? INLAND EMPIRE - Alcohol and heartbreak. PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT - Your fist clenches suddenly. YOU - It will be riddled with disco.

More bangers from Vineland, the book that Thomas Pynchon wrote just this year

Tariffs? Oh, those could definitely get in the way oh Hades 2. Fuck em! Charlie Kirk discourse? That doesn’t sound like the name of any build I’ve ever seen. DGAF

Well, at least there’s Hades 2. In 2 weeks the state of this physical world and its politics will only matter insofar as it facilitates or inhibits my play of Supergiant Games’ Hades 2.

The Overton window on political violence shifted partly by his own hand. slate.trib.al/Zivq1AI

Don’t forget that Charlie Kirk was human trash and even his bodily remains are probably toxic and need to be buried in concrete.

Just gonna bookmark this for when the Democrats inevitably solicit my donation toward his campaign.

Truth

lmao holy shit

do u think his memorial statue will have a tiny face

Remember to have unanimity of blase things to say on this day, or the fascist right might do something like hospitalize dozens of cops in an insurrection, commit racially targeted mass shootings in El Paso/Pittsburgh/Buffalo, kill Minnesota lawmakers or bludgeon the Speaker of the House's husband.

It was a rough day at work but at least Charlie Kirk got shot. Only language those fucks understand.

I think if you listen to a podcast with fake AI people saying AI generated words you are functionally dead, you are basically a phone to me at that point

Glad to see that Chicago’s Logan Square Farmers Market is living up to its horny-ass rep, even in these difficult times.

Time for my semi-annual routine of taking an edible and watching this www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7av...

Seen out and about in Chicago.

We deserve to burn