Me, every time the group chat isn’t talking about Chicago:

You know what is the dope shit? Public transportation. I could fall asleep on my commute home if I wanted to. I couldn’t tell you what gas prices are like right now. Parking availability never factors into what I want to do. I forget about inflation until someone complains to me about it.

Much like smoking itself, the smoking discourse here looks tempting and cool and would probably get my heart rate quickening, but I’d feel dirty and crappy afterwards.

Just requested a long weekend off for Cabaret Voltaire in Sept. Seeing both nights then taking a couple of days to get the buzz out of my head. Not even sure if I’m doing Cold Waves this year (I don’t really need to celebrate 30 years of Stabbing Westward) but 2 nights of 1/2 of CV… hell yes.

So bloody tired.

I had never heard of this before, but I can’t even with this. I guess I wish them luck about stopping this… teenage goonery? Many have tried!

I have udm14.com pinned. It basically adds '-ai' to your Google search for you. Highly recommend!

So bloody tired.

Seinfeld is better than Serial Experiments Lain.

Goddamn, I really don’t want to go to work tomorrow. When Henry Fool said that he wasn’t made for work and should be protected from it even though he isn’t good at anything… I felt that.

Has anyone watched Fay Grim or Ned Rifle? I made it halfway through FG in the middle of the night once and meant to come back to it. I barely remember anything about it, except that it seemed completely inconsistent with HF. If anyone cares to mount a defense of either film, I’m all ears.

Having seen Henry Fool probably half a dozen times now, I feel like I take something different from it every time. Ugliness can be essential to great art and that is both HF and simon’s work. Fascism is at best a C-plot in the movie, but I feel like its presence in the movie is essential.

A bar that functions as a classic tavern/meeting place. I have 1 dish a week that I serve at a low price. I play only the music that I want to hear.

Scdp

Instead of watching the White House press whore dinner, I am waiting for a pizza to collect me from the station.

Waking up alive is so bourgeois .

the catholic church has joined the war on cinema on the side of cinema. everyone involved in marvel will be excommunicated.

A man named "Thomas Chatterton Williams" is shaming you for "flagrant disregard of the social contract"

Yes, groups of 30-50 feral hogs exist to satisfy a Sicilian mindset.

I am very gratified that the creator of Wingspan follows the False Knees webcomic. Two best contexts for birds in the modern era.

Confession

Get out there people! If we don't support the locals and the indies, they will disappear. We cannot take them for granted. (This goes for record stores, diners, galleries, grocers...you get the picture). #indiebooks #booksky

i need you all to understand that this lesbo mama polycule had kittens all at the same time & now they're raising 15 of them together. live on stream, 24/7 www.youtube.com/watch?v=XU7q...

Are they going to call it heart eyes 3 or go JRPG on us and do Heart Eyes 2-2?

I just wanna pay for my drink and get tacos. Can’t the Bernie discourse wait, bartender?

This cat has strong opinions about the economic state of the Austro-Hungarian Empire

My daily Cooper's hawk visit. So fun seeing these active lately. #Birds #Birding #Wildlife #Nature #Photography #Animals #Photos #Photo #ECK

Imagine making AI slop when pileated woodpeckers already exist. 🪶

No photos?

A great piece by @lukeplunkett.com on @aftermath.site on this incredible sense of place that the Yakuza series provides.

Got a video served to me that started with the sentence "stop throwing away your leftover cheese" Not sure I ever related to anything less

I never do these dumb things. Am doing this dumb thing

The new stuff sucks eggs. That’s it. That’s the skeet.

Sucks about his legal website too.

Happy New NINday to those who celebrate.

WAKE NOW IN THE FIRE Event with JARRETT DAPIER this Sat, Apr 18, from 3pm to 5pm!

Local Bar Comes Out As Gay https://theonion.com/local-bar-comes-out-as-gay-1819569813/

you are not unc if you're in your 30s. you're unc if you are a black man that dresses like this.

Me: quiet My brain, to me, after 5 min on Bluesky: THERES A BOMB IN THE CAR!!!

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

You know if you learn to write you don't need either www.tomsguide.com/ai/i-ditched...

IT IS A GIFT TO THE WORLD NOT TO HAVE BABIES

“So what’s your favorite Sparks album?” “Well, the early 70s stuff is fun and I’ve—“ “LITTLE BEETHOVEN OR SHUT UP!”

A MacArthur grant would fix me.

Gonna start using this at work to my bosses, lol.

Sometimes I’m absolutely charmed by the fact that Red Bull ads have not substantially changed since the first time I saw them while living in London in 2000. Like, is that my generation’s Frosty the Snowman holiday special? That ad agency must treat their employees well.