I’m on the waitlist for a puppy and I’d say y’all better prepare for me to be insufferable, but let’s be real there’s no way you could prepare

Crying in my apartment listening to the cranberries in solidarity with this neighbor I was waiting behind the other day

All these assholes need to be prosecuted, but this being one of the first on the list is good.

who helped create the life-or death situation, Angie!!

Why is it humid 🥲

Goose dad says we really needed this rain

As a fallen away Catholic it’s hard to describe how I feel about “Catholic” converts who are just evangelicals? Bitch we have our own cultural evils don’t add another schisms’ sins to it. (Also stop being so loud about it and develop some goddamn personal shame and guilt like a real Catholic)

Reframe: it’s actually amazing how *rarely* I get the ick on the msp feed, esp given that it’s just geographic? What a place to live! 💜

Internally screaming in existential horror while the group chat goes on because if my besties are momentarily distracted from The Horrors good for them

Doing “are you going to impeach the madman with nukes threatening to wipe out an entire country” calls. Klob’s office gives me spiel about how war powers belong to congress and this threatens US service members. I ask what about civilians in Iran like the entire school of children. Response: 👁️👄👁️

Hey if you are mad because crowds of children and their families are enjoying a holiday, you’re a piece of shit. There is still hope you can get better, but you’re going to have to actually do the work and examine why you decided to be a fucking monster

Look what found its way to me after a little more wandering 🥲

I was hanging on for quite a while but these pressure changes have had me fucked up for days now 🥲

I hope my trans homies were exactly the amount of perceived they like best today. You deserve it beloveds (and also human rights)

Good morning from this package that originated in Minneapolis, has a final destination in Minneapolis (someday, hopefully) but has for some reason been driven back and forth across the metro for days

Kind of amazing the serotonin boost the Big Dye Day gives me

this is also murder

I get so stressed listening to people yell at tvs about sports that even hearing game noise at a bar puts me on edge, but I actually like *seeing* y’all yell about sports on my feed. You’re all having so much fun and I love that for you

My name is Cedrick Frazier. I never worked for Donald Trump. And I’m running to be the next Hennepin County Attorney. secure.actblue.com/donate/cedri...

Listening to The Fellowship of the Ring for the ??th time and really, the repeated “took a nap I didn’t mean to and faced the consequences” parts become more and more relatable the older I get

All the blizzard greatest hits lists reminded me of the April 2018 blizzard, the first and last time I let one of the library’s regulars recommend a movie to me which she promised was “not scary at all!” And then I screamed out loud by myself while I watched a space amoeba eat someone’s face 😂

I just finished D&D for the day and I really made no progress on our mystery but I did transform into a cat, bite one person, and demand uppies from basically the whole party

Had a zoom meeting with a vendor and my name was stuck as my D&D character 🥲 they were very nice but somehow being labeled a Level 2 Druid didn’t give me any advantage on the technical issues discussed 🤣

I’m an abolitionist except for fucking helicopter pilots and their bosses who should be exiled from our society, driven into the wilderness, and be subjected to random blasts of bone shaking noise at unpredictable intervals

Friends check out this whole thread. We need this eviction pause so badly - not even just the families at risk, who absolutely need and deserve this help, but evictions in these numbers are going to have a loooot of knock on effects. We need to prevent them. Thanks @taylordahlin.com for reporting

As of this moment, it is *not* too late to call our showboating lightweight mayor & yell at him about the need to Pause Evictions, Save Lives. He’s getting an earful from landlords today so it’s crucial that he hears from every last one of us. Tell him NOT TO VETO this crucial measure: 673-2100

Love trying to say firmly but not rudely that the rents WILL be paid, we just need TIME.

🎶You got the mother and her kids. You got the guy and his date...🎶

"I fear some [council members] are indifferent." Have you paid someone's rent, organized a fundraiser, gone on patrol, found someone an attorney, done someone's laundry, delivered groceries, held a baby of someone sheltering in fear? "If not you may be too far removed to have good judgment."

The dildo store is out here doing more than Mayor of Minneapolis yet again. @smittenkittenmn.bsky.social has secured a match of up to $250K in Rental Relief Funds from the Wilson Foundation. Donate & share! LFG!!! ❤️‍🔥 www.gofundme.com/f/smitten-ki...

@governorwalz.mn.gov sounds like there's plenty of leeway to declare an eviction moratorium, pay our teachers, and keep important regional infrastructure like hcmc open you can't brag about money we made while people are passing the same money back and forth to make it to next week

Tried to tell someone my brain is a little scrambled and my phone suggested “a little screaming”. Rude. Accurate, but rude.

This is why people are still trapped in their homes here, unable to go to their jobs (jobs which may not even exist anymore), sick with worry over how they’ll pay bills and remain housed. Rent is due on Sunday.

Our capacity to sort new clothes donations is pretty low right now but if you specifically have masc pants PLEASE bring them to one of our drop-off locations. Every other clothing resource organizer I've talked to has this issue too, there are just not enough masc pants ever 😭

Do you ever just stop and think about how the federal government is attacking our state physically and financially *because* we were actually living too well by their metrics and the they can’t tolerate the integral part that immigrant and POC Minnesotans play.

A thing that happens a LOT: charges get brought & that becmes the historical record because the State/Fed/whatever part of the carceral system doesn't give the same air to the outcome, forcing the charge to be the narrative, shaping the court of public opinion. Be loud about these wins, Minnesota.

Is there like a specific artist for Laser Loon? I want a tattoo… is Laser Loon public domain, can I get my own version

Another good piece by Tolkkinen www.startribune.com/tolkkinen-in...

this is a really incredible (and important) read

The level of anger normal Minnesota people have at their elected representatives is palpable. It's not about party, but the perceived failure of local/state electeds to do anything of substance to protect residents who pay their taxes and get left facing off alone against masked, armed men.

rep aisha gomez’s speech is making the rounds online today and every time i see a clip i think about her getting pepper sprayed defending my neighbors. we know which reps are using every bit of their limited power and who is powerless bc they want to be

Why are stakes “too high” for the landlords but not for the renters?

LET’S GOOOO

Two female ICE agents popped the hood of their car and knocked on the door of a mechanic born in Mexico. He went out to help. “A bunch of agents jump out and tackle him, essentially restraining him, and take him away...His six kids are now without their father." www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...

You don’t need an ID to check out a book you absolute wanker

38 people abducted on Central Ave. Get them home.

One leukemia patient at Children’s who lived an hour from Minneapolis stopped coming in for treatment due to ICE presence. When she finally did, she was in complete liver failure. www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...

Like, how bout those CEOs finish funding rent and legal aid go fund mes, and then we throw lots of small parties at immigrant businesses called “prosecute ICE and buy stuff!”

Just up liking everyone’s angry helicopter posts. Its like angry awoo time 🖕🚁