We never wanted children, but Wayne is a great cat dad 🥹❤️

The general assessment nurse asked me if my height really just 1.54cm - as I stepped off the machine. Lady, what would I gain from pretending to be shorter?

Mamdani didn't get Democratic party endorsement, but won hearts and minds after attending a concert. Proof that Wu Tang Clan really ain't nothing to fuck with.

You can watch all episodes of TENG BONG: THE EURASIANS OF SINGAPORE, the short vertical docuseries by myself and Kyle Ong, right now! In each episode, I explore a different aspect of my culture: its history, food, language, music, and stories. waynereewrites.com/teng-bong-th...

I love being asked to explain my ethnic lineage to absolute strangers who are not indigenous to Southeast Asia - when I’m the one with native brown skin. “You Singaporean ah?” More than you and your ancestors, if you want to get technical.

Watch the first episode of TENG BONG: THE EURASIANS OF SINGAPORE, a five-episode, super short docu-series where I explore different aspects of my culture: history, food, language, music, and stories. www.tiktok.com/@sgstory.sg/...

Logging back in real quick to say that a great way to celebrate Halloween and spooky season in general is to admire @charsiewspace.bsky.social's amazing rendition of monsters (and enjoy also our neat wuxia/ western/ supernatural story). Get MR MEMPHIS now at charsiewspace.gumroad.com/l/xcvVQ

Any time I'm on a teams meeting, I keep score of how many times people say the following: "touch base, moving forward, best practice and on the same page"

seven-year-old: “who’s voice is that” me: “Bob Dylan” 7yo: “is that yr friend” me: “no a singer” 7yo: “not a very good singer”

I’m such a bad mood today. Really shouldn’t be allowed out having to interact with other “adults”.

This whole ass weather is perimenopausal. Don’t fucking tell me climate change isn’t real.

my mom took tylenol when she was pregnant, which made me super focused on menswear and now i have a million followers on twitter

I was allergic to the Siamese cat I had from when I was a 15 year old teenager and passed when I was 31. Let me tell you, it never stopped me from loving him even after he took his last breath in my arms. Every day, I would make it a point to wash my hands before bed. Or take antihistamines. Love.

Damn..

And I'm off of Bluesky for a while, for my own mental health. In a few days, I'll be off Instagram too. In the meantime, please buy my books. Take care, everyone.

My cat is perfect for a number of reasons, not the least of which is that he clearly appreciates the fun of mid- to late-nineties superhero comics.

Hahahahaha 😂😅🥹😢😭

If you're in Singapore next Saturday, come by for the launch of HOW ARE YOU FEELING?. I'll be there, along with all the other contributors to the anthology (including @soussune.bsky.social), to chat, autograph books, and just be silly.

Ma’am. Is your child dying? Could you put a mask on ‘em perhaps instead of the constant coughing for the whole public bus. Maybe less Michel Kors and more medical treatment?

I love hearing stories of Asians born and raised in southeast nations talk about how they’d like to move places in Spain and Portugal to retire, driving up cost of living in those areas. The reverse colonialism poetry is *chef’s kiss*

"Kotek"—and this is true—is a Malay slang term that roughly translates into the derogatory use of the word "dick".

He died doing what he loved 🙃

I confirm that is not recommended to consume food while one is watching @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social.

I could care less about apologies. Just fix it.

@eyesongoh.bsky.social, @nadiadaeng.bsky.social, and I have a new short story in this anthology. As always, thanks to Diamond fuckery, I have no idea when it'll have an international release, but you can pre-order it directly from our publisher right now.

Last night, I dreamt my dead ex (suddenly alive again) was in prison and trying to convince me to testify for him. So, I had to get my lawyer ex to help me make sure I get to testify against instead. Plus they wanted my DNA sample. I may be binge watching Law & Order too much. You think?

I clearly agree.

Note to self… Spinach and Feta quiche is not a good idea for brunch when one is prone to lactose intolerance and need to be at work in an hour.

🐥 need a political break ? 🐥 #Catsky #Dogsky #Kittens ♥️

Stop this misinformation. It is *not* our song. Don’t make me call our lawyer to write you a cease and desist.

Someone who doesn't realise that I identify as he/they said to me that he doesn't think non-binary people existed before the younger generations and I was happy to inform him about the bissu.

They say phones only make us miserable but I just got this news alert and laughed for a solid minute so who is to say

You know what would be nice? It would be nice if people who work in social services, actually cared about helping people. I mean, if all you care about is collecting a pay cheque - for profit companies exist.

I’m sorry, sweetheart. You lost me at “was on Joe Rogan’s podcast”.

Still can’t forgive myself for missing out on Sean Paul’s concert..

Don’t tell my husband, but last night I dreamt I was dating John Cena

The first time Charlie Chaplin used his voice in a film, he wielded it to forcefully condemn the rising forces of fascism around the globe. Will we listen to his words today?

Big news! I'm gonna (virtually) be at Seattle Worldcon 2025 (@seattlein2025.org). On Thursday night (PST), I'll be doing a reading from WORK-LIFE BALANCE: seattlein2025.org/program-and-...

"I am so tired of waiting. Aren’t you, for the world to become good and beautiful and kind? Let us take a knife and cut the world in two— and see what worms are eating at the rind.” #LangstonHughes Good Morning, Revolution: Uncollected Social Protest Writings #booksky

Certainly does

It has taken medical science 200 years to advance humans to the point where people are so healthy and living so long that they can deny that science and medicine is what got us here.

Sweet baby jesus, help me. I have ordered way too much.

Yup. Dangerous.

This guy 😘 @waynereewrites.com

In the bus running lunchtime errands. Oh, Clarke Quay… You’re so cute and irrelevant now.

Wild how I now instinctively function as… Ok, I need to poo. Where’s my phone?

I once asked my partner what he was thinking about (he was looking pensive while we were having lunch at his parent’s) He said he didn’t understand why Micky and Tweety were on a tissue box at the dining table - those characters aren’t from the same universe.