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I see pieces like this a lot, often w/ a spin of lamenting cultural degeneration, but reading is a LABOR issue, it’s declined because so many people are working overtime or two jobs & employers expect after hours work. France has Earth’s highest reading rate b/c long lunch breaks & labor protections

IN OTHER NEWS: I GOT TICKETS TO SEE MCR WITH MY FRIEND IN MINNEAPOLIS NEXT YEAR, I AM *OVER THE MOON*

having any medical concern in america feels like "i can't afford this" regardless of severity

"trans ideology" just say you're scared of people who want to live as their most authentic selves, you spineless little scab.

I just learned... that each generation of tamagotchis have specific lore.

motion sickness KING over here (got woozy multiple times while driving, whaddup)

giant robot fighting is like sex

"He looks like I hate him 😒" - loml, Parker Reed, delivering the bangers

let's get... dysfunky up in heeeeeere. 🕺🪩😵‍💫

in other news: finished my homework more than an hour before midnight for a change

am I about to sad vaguepost??? idk, is water wet????? duh

one thing about me??? hates AI with a fiery passion and would like it to stop being a part of my daily experience ESPECIALLY IN GRAD SCHOOL

build-a-bear should have an adult offshoot franchise that helps me build-a-routine (and then gives me a tiny stuffed critter at the end as a reward)

post-semester sludge spell has been cast, if you need me, I'll be a paste on the floor until further notice

FRIDAY ENJOY YOUR WEEKEND FROM ME, FUCK YOU BAKER.

@choodraws.bsky.social my BELOVED 🫠✨️🧡🧡🧡

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🌷trash🌷 (2020)

cider

I finished my practicum!! I am almost done with finals!! I am so close to the end of this semester, I am GNASHING MY TEETH about it!!!!!!!!!

something new 🪛

I kinda quit Duolingo because it’s not even accurate or good for language learning…like they have spelling issues, grammar issues, etc. Especially with the fact that if you have to pay, you mind as well pay a real person who speaks the language to teach you authentically.

being a silly little ignorant intern is so humbling 😵‍💫💀

can the world STOP for ONE goddamned second PLEASE

how I be livin' my life on the social medias

Comments from Elon Musk’s live stream of ‘Path of Exile 2’

local menace takes Yet Another Mirror Selfie (but this one came with gender euphoria)

the bad little man gets punishment swaddled

🎶DARKNESS, imprISONing mE, all that I SEE, absOLUTE horROR🎶

Ok, bonus preview but only cause you're so cool.

as I usurp my brother's Disney plus account, I wonder: why does the world's most powerful company have such a shit quality streaming service

as has been the case my entire life, I have Opened-My-Big-Stupid-Mouthitis and it's incurable

I saw a cybertruck the other day that had an advertisement coating on it for a business and... what an easy way to make sure no one asks for your services l m a o

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I hate it when trucks have childbearing hips

*midwest emo boy band voice" somebody lay me down to sleep!!! someone pray the lord my soul to keep!!! CUH'MON NOW

mentally, I am here

mentally, I am here

mentally, I am here

small man is box fan 👁👁

sbeepy,,,,,

I have GOT to get better at being a fwiend

anyways, anyone wanna see me do a flip *somersaults into traffic*

Mantra.