So on grindr, I have a pic of me as priest wahluigi from a Halloween wedding I officiated last week, & naturally, that means folks like to slide in my DMs & do a silly flirty bit. A couple weeks ago I let it go on a while and some guy and I sexted while I pretended to be said wahluigi priest, and...

I'm hosting a fake awards show this Saturday for my friends and some of the trophies I've made for them are... Unhinged

i hope many transgender things happen to you this year

Regret to inform the publique that I experience this 50% of the time driving now lmao

oh, ur having an anxiety attack??? prove it. name 5 things you can see, 4 things you can hear, 3 things you can touch-

holographic stickers are now in shop!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

poem that my dear friend @arcanumb.bsky.social wrote & published this week ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍⚧️

not a cell phone in sight, just people living for like another two hours

Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station

Might fuck around and be a hot dog for Halloween next year. And not just any hot dog: a bunless, toppings-less hot dog. I would be a Weiner, pure, simple, unerring, sublime and revolting in its deviance from a stated norm. ... And also wear some sick fucking tennis shoes with it

I will watch a gorgeous film tonight… and remind myself that it’s all possible….

‘You don’t even have to learn to express your humanity, desire, point of view, your pain, your love. You can just get a fleet of machines to do 30 obviously meritless facsimiles off of the stolen average of the stolen average’ DO YOU KNOW WHAT ANY OF THIS IS ABOUT

I'm just tryna see all my friends' and community members' silly little streams of consciousness

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I see pieces like this a lot, often w/ a spin of lamenting cultural degeneration, but reading is a LABOR issue, it’s declined because so many people are working overtime or two jobs & employers expect after hours work. France has Earth’s highest reading rate b/c long lunch breaks & labor protections

IN OTHER NEWS: I GOT TICKETS TO SEE MCR WITH MY FRIEND IN MINNEAPOLIS NEXT YEAR, I AM *OVER THE MOON*

having any medical concern in america feels like "i can't afford this" regardless of severity

"trans ideology" just say you're scared of people who want to live as their most authentic selves, you spineless little scab.

I just learned... that each generation of tamagotchis have specific lore.

motion sickness KING over here (got woozy multiple times while driving, whaddup)

giant robot fighting is like sex

"He looks like I hate him 😒" - loml, Parker Reed, delivering the bangers

let's get... dysfunky up in heeeeeere. 🕺🪩😵‍💫

in other news: finished my homework more than an hour before midnight for a change

am I about to sad vaguepost??? idk, is water wet????? duh

one thing about me??? hates AI with a fiery passion and would like it to stop being a part of my daily experience ESPECIALLY IN GRAD SCHOOL

build-a-bear should have an adult offshoot franchise that helps me build-a-routine (and then gives me a tiny stuffed critter at the end as a reward)

post-semester sludge spell has been cast, if you need me, I'll be a paste on the floor until further notice

FRIDAY ENJOY YOUR WEEKEND FROM ME, FUCK YOU BAKER.

@choodraws.bsky.social my BELOVED 🫠✨️🧡🧡🧡

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🌷trash🌷 (2020)

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I finished my practicum!! I am almost done with finals!! I am so close to the end of this semester, I am GNASHING MY TEETH about it!!!!!!!!!

something new 🪛

I kinda quit Duolingo because it’s not even accurate or good for language learning…like they have spelling issues, grammar issues, etc. Especially with the fact that if you have to pay, you mind as well pay a real person who speaks the language to teach you authentically.

being a silly little ignorant intern is so humbling 😵‍💫💀

can the world STOP for ONE goddamned second PLEASE

how I be livin' my life on the social medias

Comments from Elon Musk’s live stream of ‘Path of Exile 2’

local menace takes Yet Another Mirror Selfie (but this one came with gender euphoria)

the bad little man gets punishment swaddled

🎶DARKNESS, imprISONing mE, all that I SEE, absOLUTE horROR🎶

Ok, bonus preview but only cause you're so cool.

as I usurp my brother's Disney plus account, I wonder: why does the world's most powerful company have such a shit quality streaming service