You will be visited by three spirits

it's the time of year where everyone using spotify is surprised to be told they listened to the music they listened to and people lie and say "yeah i'm really interested promise!"

Narrator voice: It's not a $20 solution anymore Old tech youtubers legitimately need to stop talking about VHS capture shit with declarative statements lol you're all insane

Weird Al on Colbert rn wearing this exact shirt lol

Watching Stephen Colbert just because Weird Al is on and God damn dude Colbert is just aggressively unfunny lol

Bari Weiss looks like the Six Flags Guy with a wig

Liberals are like excuse me tankies but we are the adults in the room, thats why we're making the fascists take us seriously by posting babytalk slop like tRump Drumpf Elonia Pootin Taco Cheeto McOrangeHands

i like when video essay people preface their video with "you don't need to watch further i barely know what i'm talking about 🤪"

duality of man

Baby in the background like a bass guitarist

The Running Man is goooooood

phew! i only know that many!

stupid people i went to school with be like

Knowledge is power

Barber: what are we doing today? Elon: Ill take the Kim Jung Un . Barber: Its your head buddy.

Bluesky app is all like haha what if I logged you out at random moments, wouldn't that be quirky and funny?

shout out to honey mustard, man

just saw a clip from actualjake for the first time in probably 6 years and it's crazy how his mic peaks and distorts just as much as it did the last time i watched him. good lord man

this guy sucks. liberalism sucks.

"Instead of critiquing, why don't you get your own 500 million Spotify contract" are you 10 years old

"Oh God I hope Stewart runs" nah actually I'm good

just watching some What The Actual Fuck TV over here

FACES OF DEATH 2006

This meme's so funny to me because in my case it literally isn't true

I DON'T REPOST....... my pinned post is just a jpeg artifact afflicted political meme and most of my posts are just me going >:[[[[[[ at twitter screenshots though. Also I follow 17,000 "people"

Hey @ all the people posting "oil paintings" here that are clearly trying to pass off ChatGPT generations as something you actually made yourself: You can remove the piss-yellow tint before posting. You don't have to make it THAT obvious lmao

love how nauseating this graphic design is

Tandem insulin pumps have a cool feature they don't mention in any of the documentation where they suck absolute dick

All dogs go to heaven. That's why, right before I die, I'm going to graft a bunch of dogs to my body

Hakeem Jeffries every time he is asked the most basic questions: ಠ_ಠ

a couple of years ago, whenever i'd say that joe biden should be doing this or that, i would get responses from his supporters explaining that the president can't just do whatever he wants. he has to follow all these rules and norms and laws and such, apparently

Happy 10th birthday to this video!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well now it's too late, gotta stick with the totenkoph oaf

every time i see cuckerberg with these stupid fuckin gigantic glasses i just see this

I mean, that's deeply embarrassing even if JK Rowling wasn't a rabid bigot

don't talk to drew carey or his son again

Incredible admission for someone who wants to post about politics lol shut the fuck up

Yeah let me listen to the clip the liberal streamer superfan wants me to hear from some fuckin guy. Thanks emma vigeland lol

Look if you purity test every candidate who has 17 things wrong with them you’ll never reach most fucked up Americans

Okay but the guy who got a Nazi tattoo surely only has the one bad thing waiting to come out about him, and we’ve already had it so that means he’s perfect, smooooth sailing from now on

The best post I ever made on twitter <3

Is that the worst thing Obama did

crazy how this is exactly what happened to the liberal darling NoKings "protest" lmaoooooooo

Sorry to report I hate this kind of shit and I think this kind of naivety is dangerous and should be loudly pushed back against

The Trump Administration is going to fold once they see how many inflatable frog costumes got to returned to Amazon

youtube plz stop recommending me "members only" videos by channels i'm subscribed to, i'm never joining that shit

Another flood of people reposting the same 4 memes from occupy democrats on my discover feed. God this sucks

I blame Harris and her team for running a bad campaign whose goal was chasing Republicans that would never support her and choosing not to court young people and marginalized groups, all while refusing to stand for anything but "I'm not the other guy," a historically terrible strategy.

youtu.be/huxVBWoKOak contender for top 5 least tolerable vocal tones i've ever heard in my life jeeesus christ lol