I think having some Fitzscritches would have... well it wouldn't have made the situation worse at least

that officer has some gender going on for sure

Perhaps the most Hotdog Guy guy of all time, which is funny because he does actually look quite like a hotdog

I'm sure dinners with the Erebus officers could be made less tedious with dessert?

First art class in history There are some cave paintings that look as if someone held a child's hands to guide them in applying paint to stone

Francis takes up whittling back in England, and James insists on keeping and using even the early (ugly) attempts @vandrawsnsfw.bsky.social suggested this concept and I had to draw it :')

This is yet another absolutely boggling example of a well off white dude seeming to be completely unaware of, completely detached from, the power of the State. We’re not just screaming at each other online. There are FUCKING LAWS being passed by one side using the State to eliminate the other! WTF?

bed rest, they told him. well. if you're generous with your interpretation?

Rare bat captured for first time in Jersey https://bbc.in/4fVIwCm

they made it safe and sound through the NW passage, so I think the Captains deserve a moment of not dealing with the officers' shenanigans

there's probably little that's more fun than trying to talk your vampire girlfriend into turning you HickeyGibson vampire AU commission🥰

the most specific club among extraterrestrials. they should get a hat, but I doubt all that would fit on one anyway, read The Left Hand of Darkness

the trip to Erid is long and boring. Thankfully Grace has the entire internet downloaded onto his laptop and can teach Rocky about human history and science to pass the time Cuneiform tablets and Assyriology are up first

James is a chew toy for Francis, but it only goes so far

is this the HandJop I've been hearing about?

one wonders why James puts up with this

sunny day out of the arctic circle?

More human Rocky (Roxanne) and Eridian Grace. This time with an explanation for why Grace got that name

It's traditional for polar exploration new year parties to feature the Captains dancing, and drag, and lovey dovey moments

keeping your Second quiet is the most important aspect of fucking a fellow officer

sleepy captain

Human Grace finds out that Eridian Grace grows and gets heavier very fast

James has a bit of a nightmare

Who cares about ladies when there's a fellow Captain to annoy into liking you!

first time meeting your hero, and he's at least too confused to be rude

Grace' Eridian Adventures I think Adrian would take some time to stop worrying about that weird squishy alien but just accept him into the family. also bonus human Rocky

the crew getting to meet a hero of early human space travel seems like such a Star Trek plot anyway And Vulcans having a non space faring pre warp neighbor they politely leave alone? Also very in character

what if Goodsir was a good rock... I was pondering a project hail mary and the terror crossover and then realised: we do have a pair trying to make a dictionary to understand each other

Captain Francis R. M. Crozier, in the 1850s, retired after a long and successful career in polar exploration a commission of the historical Francis Crozier, safe and sound and never too far from his tea and sugar 🐝

Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against these heretics

Between self loathing and pushing everyone away, James' self worth also is taking hit after hit

Every time bluesky isn’t working I think about how the devs and ceo boasted about using AI to code lmao.

🦇Happy Easter! (a post from the social media archives here at ACBP)! LOL! (NOT AI! But a bit of photo manipulation - purely corny)

truck season on @killjamesbond.bsky.social

🦇 #BatsInArt #PreciousBats #FineJewellery #Late19thCentury BROOCH / PENDANT, 1890s Pearl, plique-à-jour enamel, white diamonds, rose diamonds, cabochon ruby

when you’ve got red carpet at six and battling the X-Men at seven

Re: my last reposts “Do not put money in the pocket of a woman who has sworn publicly to use it to disenfranchise vulnerable populations” is the smallest ask imaginable. It’s not oxygen, it’s not food. It’s television. You can do without. There are thousands of other shows for you to watch.

I just think they’re neat 💁‍♀️ #bats #🦇

Wow just cause they support the eradication of your community over giving up a wizard story doesn’t mean you can judge them for it 😔

🦇 #BatsInArt #PreciousBats #Japanese Ohara Koson (1877 - 1945) BATS AGAINST FULL MOON, 1910 Woodblock

don't call it that

Queen Naerys probably didn't dance often, but if her grandson prince Baelor is the one to ask? Who could say no?

quiet moments with the sunlight pouring in

sleep paralysis demon or the 150 pound ship's dog who thinks he's a puppy?

Captain kitty cat of bad decisions

The problem with swamp dragons, is that their indigestion doesn't wait for you to put on safety gear over your nightgown Forever grateful for Discworld and Lady Sybil Ramkin in particular

Daenerys and her tiny clingy children

my tarot cards told me to get more involved with my local green party so I'm doing that *disclaimer: I use tarot because I adore the pictures and they help me sort out my own thiughts, not for magic, the cards have a history but it's not mythic or mysterious

Chekmate atheists